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I have no sleep but here creture
Turning my phone into a vampire out of sheer desperation rn, college life is wild
drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!!
"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
Quivering harder just for you, OP
A series of images
I got another beanie baby.
If zombies were real, you wouldn't first be warned by the approaching horde by their smell, by their groans, not even a cloud of smoke of the dust they raise coming closer from the horizon. It would be the flies. Hordes and hordes of insects, corpse-flies laying eggs on the carcasses of people who still walk, eating the eyeballs from their sockets, climbing across their unfeeling leathery skin. And the buzzing. The inescapable, deafening buzzing. Everywhere. Like you did not just kick a hornet's nest, but the very ground you walk on was a hornet nest, and each step caused another explosion of insects.
Insects, corpse flies, the buzzing. Their swarms blacken the skies, more horrifying than their migrating meals. The deafening cacophony of constant buzzing, the horrid noise of the living who feast on the dead who feast on the living. The buzzing.
The endless, inescapable buzzing.
Hey OP, thanks for the visceral horror with my breakfast. Really pairs well with the sense of impending doom.
Thanks. I was out in the woods picking blueberries today. There were bugs.
Every so often someone reinvents the plaguebearers of Nurgle.
I've said this before but this is also why animate corpses wouldn't actually last long enough to cause an apocalypse. Maggots strip a corpse of most soft tissue in only a few days. In any scenario where zombies are actually made mostly of rotten dead tissue, rather than virus mutants or anything like that, maggots just immediately save humanity.
Every so often I see the "maggots and flies would stop an impending zombie apocalypse" thing, and this is absolutely true unless you consider one terrifying scenario, one single variable that a lot of people forget when considering something like this.
Besides their irritating, incessant buzzing, a lot of insects, including flies, are known for another, much more horrifying, much more destructive feature.
They spread diseases.
Even the harmless housefly is suspected of helping spread over 65 different kinds of diseases, and that's just ONE kind of bug that would be swarming those virus-riddled shambling corpses. At the early stages of infection, when the person is still alive but quickly declining, mosquitos might also be a problem. They'd be a problem until the person's blood started to pool. Who is to say that whatever nightmarish, disfiguring germ is causing everything isn't one that can be spread by insects?
Imagine feeling overwhelming relief as the bugs brought the horde down, and reduced them to nothing but bones. Sure, there's gonna be a lot more bugs in the area for a while, but isn't that a small price to pay for safety from the zombies?
Everyone tried their best to keep the bugs away from their house, but you can't monitor every little insect. Maybe you got a tiny sting. Maybe you didn't notice a fly was sitting on something you were about to eat. Who knows.
All that's certain is you weren't as safe as you thought.
happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change
This is so hard to remember but it's so important
Cartoon theory that I have basically no concrete proof for, but also there's not anything specifically DISPROVING it and it's funny so I'm keeping it:
The shows Smiling friends, Chowder, and Amazing world of Gumball all take place in the same universe, in different parts of the same crazy, unhinged world.
Ok ok hear me out, I have reasoning for this.
1. Crazy assortment of creatures inhabiting them: all of these shows have worlds populated by a random mix of anthropomorphic animals, plants, inanimate objects, and unspecified "brightly colored humanoid monster/creature" type species. Smiling friends does have SOME normal humans thrown into the mix, but there's not that many of them since they're not the only sapient species, so one can assume that there would be entire towns or even nations with no humans at all.
2. Humor-based laws of physics. In all of these worlds, pretty much anything can happen as long as it's done in a funny way or as part of a joke. Also, every character pretty much has reality bending abilities and can manipulate the environment in crazy ways as long as it's part of some joke, like how gumball shape shifts and gets random powers for one joke (or his dad nearly destroying reality as part of a joke about him being stupid), how the characters in Chowder break the fourth wall all the time and manipulate the backgrounds and stuff, and how characters in smiling friends will sometimes shrug off a massive injury or will have a realistic reaction to it, depending on what would be funny for the scene. In all three, there's no concrete rule for how reality works at any given time except "it has to be funny".
3. We've seen from the Spamtopia episode that there's different countries/nations/areas that have completely different overall art styles to the main areas in the show. So Elmore, and especially Marzipan city (which has a more different art style than the other two) could just be two examples of such areas.
Again, this is just a goofy take, but I think a Ridiculous Show Multiverse is a hilarious and interesting concept. Do what you will with it.
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I have ADHD so I’m immune to podcast
stealing this from @chefpyro 's tags cause same
always thought that it was crazy other folks with adhd couldn't focus on podcasts when i was totally immune from that issue then quarantine happened, i stopped driving long distances every day, and you will never fucking believe what I learned I can't do
Wait. Do people just sit down and have a podcast without any other sides, like it's a full meal? Podcast is something you ADD to other activity. That's like eating a bowl of cilantro and going "mmm yummy salad"
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I actually ate a bowl of cilantro once. Like I'm not trying to use that as a metaphor I sat down with a bowl of cilantro, drowned it in balsamic vinegar, ate it, drank the vinegar afterwards. It was pretty good I think
I mock the organism
If this post starts blowing up I'll upload the other, even more incomprehensible Leo video I have
I mock the organism
I always do this to confirm my suspicion that the person is on the phone, and like 80 percent of the time I'm right, and it's like...cmon man, can that really not wait