Random Rants and Sweet Nothings

Always the bad. Never the good. thoughtcatalog.com/florence-adelaide/

[taylorswift]

It was the night things changed. Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is out now: https://taylor.lnk.to/FearlessTaylorsVersion

[taylorswift]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

[sour-hearts]

POSTING AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

[sour-hearts]

@raemuffin I'm not on tumblr so much anymore as I have been before because HELLO THIS IS WHERE WE MET but i haven't found a perfect tumblr post... Until THIS. UNTIL YOU. I FEEL LIKE THIS PROMPT IS MADE JUST FOR YOU.

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[bigleoenergy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ab-cedario]

ah yes, the only two people that deserve rights

[jung-koook]

he’s an art! so beautiful so breathtaking so pretty 🤧

[julemmaes]

the Gay Panics©

(For my bby @tyherondaletrash)

I can’t believe no one has put all the amazing Gay Panics in a single post. Alright, I’m gonna do it. If you think I forgot something, feel free to add them;)

“They are so handsome ,” said Catherine, sounding almost pained. “Don’t you think so, Ariadne?” “Oh—yes,” Ariadne said hastily. “I suppose.”

I legit screamed at the book “GIRL YOUR GAY IS SHOWWIIING”

“Alastair!” Cordelia called. “Do come eat! The food is vanishing!” […] “Ah,” said Thomas, in a slightly too casual voice. “Alastair is here.”

C’MON TOM TRY I KNOW YOU GOT THIS. BREATHE: IN Ì, OUT, IN, O UTTTK

Alastair pushed his way through the people between them. “By the Angel, Lightwood,” he said. “You’ve become gigantic.” […] Alastair nodded. A silence fell. Thomas began to panic.

He literally began to panic. This is it. The Ultimate Gay Panic. Tom is our king. (Our boy is in deep shit indeed)

“Where on your arm?” he asked, and when Thomas showed him, Alastair ran his fingers over the spot, unselfconsciously, his fingertips tracing a path from the sensitive skin of Thomas’s inner wrist to the crook of his elbow. Thomas sat stunned and shivering, though he was hot all over.

NOW, WHY SHOULD MY FRENEMY TOUCH MY ARM WITHOUT ANY APPARENT REASON? AND TOM WAS SHIVERING. SHIVERIIING

“Please don’t,” said Thomas. Christopher did not always have the best of luck with runes. “Oh, bloody hell, I’ll do it,” said Alastair, and stomped heavily over to Thomas’s side. Thomas watched in what seemed to be shock as Alastair produced a stele and began to draw on the bare skin of his arm where his shirt had been torn.

There was not a single time these two interacted that I was not screeching. And let me, just, you know- every fucking time Alastair ends up touching him. Like, Charles who ma’am?

“If you do not promise,” Cordelia added, “I will not go home with you. I will stay out all night and be utterly ruined. I will have to marry Thomas or Christopher.”Alastair’s eyes narrowed. “Very well, I promise,” he muttered.

Alastair panicking because his sister marrying Thomas is NOT something he want to see

“Charles.” Alastair appeared in the entryway.“Let Thomas in.” Charles rolled his eyes but stepped back from the door.

Not really Gay Panic, more like Gay Annoyance, but I thought it deserved to be here

“I have faith in Thomas.” “You do ?” said Cordelia. “I didn’t think you even knew him that well.” Alastair hesitated. “I watched him make it,” he said finally.

Alastair mind went like “FUCK FUKC FUCKK!! WhaT Do I sAy nOW? ‘Uhm yas I was there’

[hemmicks-deactivated20201227]

Welcome to the one and only long master post about every dumbass thought that crossed my mind reading chog (it makes zero sense and is very long but in my defense I was sleep deprived)

Thomas’ gay panic be hitting hard

I love Cristopher so much

LUCIE IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND I SHALL PROTECT HER

Cordelia *appears*

Me:

Mathew hiding under a table is a mood

Instead of buttonhole I read butthole and I’ve never laughed harder in my life

aNnA

Tag yourself I’m Ariadne poorly hiding her gayness

Oh boi if you knew

I wouldn’t mind that

He really is thick isn’t he?

It took about ten seconds for Jesse to turn creepy, I admit that’s a record

Well that was one hell of a party

Will and Tessa be making me cry🥺🥺

Ah, yes, my favourite book: Demons, Demons, Demons

Guess who is a jordelia trash now

CRISTOPHER I LOVE YOU

Lucie and Thomas are my brotp 💖💖

Grace be barging in every single private jordelia moment

If Grace ends up with Charles I’m going to scream (CC DID NOT MAKE ME GO THROUGH EVERY EXQUISITE THING FOR THIS)

James has one brain cell and he doesn’t even fucking use it

I have never seen the word ‘keelhaul’ before in my life but I LOVE IT

I have to admit I like the whole shadow thing a lot

I take my point back, James has one brain cell he shares with all of his friends and none of them use it

This proves my point

Thomas did really just punch James to see if it would shock him, god they’re idiots (but they’re my idiots)

I love this family

Starting a kickstarter to punch Tatiana Blackthorn

“I am creeping about, spying” God I love Lucie so much (and Jesse’s exasperation)

I love my emo boy Jesse

I love how despite Cordelia having a deadly wound James -the nerd- still quotes fucking Wuthering Heights

Demons now reproduce??? And I have to read about how they hatch??? No thank you

Henry being excited about strange dirt makes me so happy

‘Demons in unusual places was Benedict’s motto’ IN SCREAMING

ANNA

Currently wondering how Anna’s downstairs neighbors deals with everything that goes on on her flat

Scandalous tea conversations with Anna are my jam

NOT MALCOM AGAIN FOR FUCK’S SAKE

I love how Anna and Mathew are bad influences

Hypatia really leaves inside a cupboard, huh?

tHoMaSSSS

I nEvEr lEaVe tHe hOusE wIthoUt mY sPeaRs

Prince of Hell? This is getting interesting

Honestly Ragnor deserves more apprecation he really just sat through hours of Will singing

BARBARAAAAAAAAAAAA

CC YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS

Alastair honey you deserve better than that redhead piece of trash

Charles please take that stick out of your arse

JEM CARSTAIRS I LOVE YOU

tHE BUTTONHOLE THING HAS HAPPENED AGAIN

Ghosts, huh?

Cordelia is so fucking Savage I love her

Tatian Blackthron? Injured? Oh, what a pitty🙃🙃🙃

First of all, fuck Charles for breaking the engagement. BUT THEN HE ALSO BROKE OFF THE ENGAGMENT SO HURRA FOR ARIANNA SHIPPERS

tHE DRAMA

Honestly everyone knew Grace was going to end up marrying Charles

“I am a Herondale. We only love but once” That’s it. That’s the brooding idiot I know

“HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? ALL THE STORIES ARE TRUE.”

what the fuck. What the actual fuck.

“YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TERRIBLE PEOPLE ARE LIKE.”

Grace is fucking brutal guys

Mathew is a confirmed bi? Nice

Why does CC have an obsession with sandalwood???

Look I like Lucie but honey sandwiches??? Stuff like that gets you cancelled ma’am

Cristopher barging in completley askew 🥺🥺🥺💖💖

A Pyxis?? In my household???? More likely than you think

*whispers* extinct is not extinct enough

Is Cordelia really freaking out about James’ spectacles??? God, they’re really two giant idiots in love

This has become to long

Cordelia trying not to blush is so cute🥺🥺

They’re spying as Jem, Wil and Tessa did🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

LOOK AT HIM. MY IDIOT SON

Cordelia’s mom embarrassing her lol

What brought James to think that talking about Mathew’s feelings for Lucie to her was a good idea????

ANNA BOUGHT DRESSES TO CORDELIA. ANNA BOUGHT DRESSES TO CORDELIA

Anna playing matchmaker with James and Cordelia is just 🥰🥰🥰

Cordelia?? Acting??? I want to see this

Now Oliver?? CC really wants to hurt us, doesn’t she???

And, yet again, the Clave proves to be fucking useless.

Cordelia’s performance. I...Just-

I’m- extremely gay for Cordelia right now

jAMES WAS DOING WHAT????????

I like this. I like this very much

Screaming at the fact that CC didn’t have Magnus to interrupt the sceneTM this time so she had to use Mathew

mAgNus!!!!!!!!!!!!

But is James’ grandfather Belphegor???

The bridge thing was amazing

All: Yes! We-

The Manticore: Thought you’d seen the last of me, bitch???

James’ new hobby is making small talk with demons apparently

Adskajs Cortana chose Cordelia!!!¡¡¡¡

So Lucie’s power is controlling ghosts? Nice

Can we just talk about Cordelia petting her sword???

sHe mAy fEeL tHaT iT iS pErmISsiBlE tO lEaVe yOu alOnE wiTh mY siSTeR bUt I dOn’T For the love of god Alastair shut up

Wait no ALASTAIR MY GOD I LOVE YOU

Jesse wanted to save Lucie???? And I’m supposed not to cry over it??

MATHEW PROTECTING OSCAR😢😢😢😢

CRISTOPHER!!!!!!!

SONA IS WHAT NOW????? Is this the secret baby??

Sometimes I just have to stop reading and look up and whisper ‘What the fuck’ because what the actual fuck

What’s up with Herondale’ and yeeting themselves into different dimensions. It isn’t healthy, guys

Cristopher had a pet rat called Marie Curie??? How cute is that????

Keeping your dead brother’s coffin in a shed is unsurprisingly a very bad idea

IT’S BELIAL

Body-sharing with your grandfather sure is a bonding experience

“Let me remind you of how fragile you truly are” BITCH

Cortana said yeet the barriers between worlds

Thomas is jealous adskjsk

Duolingo I am not going to do your fucking French, THIS IS IMPORTANT

James just pulled a reverse uno card to his grandfather and honestly it was brilliant

Cordelia said fuck Belial rights and I respect her so much

JESSE MY GOD, JESSE

HE SACRFICED HIMSELF, HE DID IT

IM CRYING

hE WANTS TO READ WITH HER 😭😭😭😭😭

ALASTAIR CARYING CORDELIA AND WILL AND TESS FUSSING OVER JAMES AND LUCIE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve reached burn and i think I might die

Cristopher is a hero!!!!!!!!!!!

I DIDN’T SUFFER THIUGH THIS BOOK JUST FOR TATIANA’S BITCH ASS TO COME HERE AND DESTROY IT ALL

How can Julian and his brother’s descend from this shitty ass family

Oh, so now he’s imprisoned?? Yeah 911 I’d like to report the murder of Tatiana Blackthorn by my hands

“He loved Grace.

He knew he did” just wait a sec while I scream my lungs out

And now Cordelia knows??? Yeah please kill me

“Then perhaps she is planning to kill Charles?” I hope so

1. Damn that bracelet to hell and back

2 THE HOUSE IS BURNING????

“I assure you that it (burning down a house) is overrated” was a phrase I never thought I’d read in my life

I love Mathew’s obsession with Magnus

HE WAS IN YOUR WHAT CORDELIA

OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE DIDN’T JUST DO THAT. OH GOD

“Will you marry me?” KILL ME NOW. KILL ME NOW PLEASE

“No, I don’t” FUCK OFF JAMES

IM DEAD.

she accepted😭😭😭😭

“If James has been free to chose he would’ve chosen someone else” OH, OKAY. BREAK MY HEART IN A THOUSAND TINY PIECES

Alastair has dyed his hair back to black😭😭😭😭

Magnus is my only solace here

Cordelia’s POV hurts so damn much

Alastair said fuck Charles and I’m so proud

Grace? Wearing Charlotte’s earrings? Not for long if you let me intervene

I am disgusted, I am revolted. I read this entire book just to witness Grace trying to get James back

ARIADNE-

Mathew NO

Alastair you don’t deserve this

Lucie??? Dealing with Grace?? Honey NO

And yet again Magnus is there to save the bunch of idiot shadowhunters, idk how he doesn’t tire of it

For a year

That’s it, I hate tsc epilogues

I’m really going to have to read an entire book with Tatiana in it???? Have mercy upon me

Anyway I love the book so much and it’s now one of my faves

[angeldaisy]

chain of gold by cassandra clare; lucie herondale

“Lucie worries,” said Cordelia. “She doesn’t say so, but I know she worries, that all her writing will come to nothing, because she is a Shadowhunter and that must come first.”

[thedaddycomplex]

So, okay, fun fact. When I was a freshman in high school… let me preface by saying my dad sent me to a private school and, like a bad organ transplant, it didn’t take. I was miserable, the student body hated me, I hated them, it was awful.

Okay, so, freshman year, I’m deep in my “everything sucks and I’m stuck with these assholes” mentality. My English teacher was a notorious hard-ass, let’s call him Mr. Hargrove. He was the guy every student prayed they didn’t get. And, on top of ALL OF THE SHIT I WAS ALREADY DEALING WITH, I had him for English.

One of the laborious assignments he gave us was to keep a daily journal. Daily! Not monthly or weekly. Fucking daily. Handwritten. And we had to turn it in every quarter and he fucking graded us. He graded us on a fucking journal.

All of my classmates wrote shit like what they did that day or whatever. But, I did not. No, sir. I decided to give the ol’ middle finger to the assignment and do my own shit.

So, for my daily journal entries, over the course of an entire year, I wrote a serialized story about a horde of man-eating slugs that invaded a small mining town. It was graphic, it was ridiculous, it was an epic feat of rebellion.

And Mr. Hargrove loved it.

It wasn’t just the journal. Every assignment he gave us, I tried to shit all over it. Every reading assignment, everyone gushed about how good it was, but I always had a negative take. Every writing assignment, people wrote boring prose, but I wrote cheesy limericks or pulp horror stories.

Then, one day, he read one of my essays to the class as an example of good writing. When a fellow student asked who wrote it, he said, “Some pipsqueak.”

And that’s when I had a revelation. He wanted to fight. And since all the other students were trying to kiss his ass, I was his only challenger.

Mr. Hargrove and I went head-to-head on every assignment, every conversation, every fucking thing. And he ate it up. And so did I.

One day, he read us a column from the Washington Post and asked the class what was wrong with it. Everyone chimed in with their dumbass takes, but I was the one who landed on Mr. Hargrove’s complaint: The reporter had BRAZENLY added the suffix “ize” to a verb.

That night I wrote a jokey letter to the reporter calling him out on the offense in which I added “ize” to every single verb. I gave it to Mr. Hargrove, who by then had become a friendly adversary, for a chuckle and he SENT IT TO THE REPORTER.

And, people… The reporter wrote back. And he said I was an exceptional student. Mr. Hargrove and I had a giggle about that because we both knew I was just being an asshole, but he and the reporter acknowledged I had a point.

And that was it. That was the moment. Not THAT EXACT moment, but that year with Mr. Hargrove taught me I had a knack for writing. And that knack was based in saying “fuck you” to authority. (The irony that someone in a position of authority helped me realize that is not lost on me.)

So, I can say without qualification that Mr. Hargrove is the reason I am now a professional writer. Yes, I do it for a living. And most of my stuff takes authorities of one kind or another to task.

Mr. Hargrove showed me my dissent was valid, my rebellion was righteous, and that killer slugs could bring a city to its knees. Someone just needs to write it.

[evilidiot]

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

people fucking lost it

[therealraewest]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[fearcutsdeeper]

carrie fisher

[sour-hearts]

Alan Rickman

[howtoautism]

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

[llllllilllllll]

the miss americana doc is basically what "the lucky one" warned us about

[taylorswift]

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