[trinity996]

if you’re a graduate of

vanderbilt,

dartmouth,

penn,

usc,

mit,

brown,

the university of texas at austin,

university of arizona, or

university of virginia

consider reaching out to your institutions alumni office and making a big stink about the compact for academic excellence in higher education.

make it clear that if they agree to it, you’ll never ever donate to their stupid little development offices or hire their graduates and you’ll never send your kids there or your grandkids etc etc and you’ll be ashamed to have a degree with their name on it because they’ll be completely obliterating the value of a degree from their institution (because that’s exactly what this ‘compact’ will do)

[creepish]

[flipchild]

best part about silksong is that some redditor got so furious at people suggesting they reset their mental, take a breather, etc, that they felt compelled to draw this in what I can only assume was a state of blinding rage

[oasisbreakup]

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[batshit-auspol]

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

[ratgill]

Like I give a Fuck

[ratgill]

[ibtisams-deactivated20241104]

Can we bring back Palestine Academy as a resource, I fear a lot of people are forgetting to go back to the basics and simply learn about what is happening in Gaza and what HAS BEEN happening for the past 76 years

[sedativoeroticoscorre]

This conversation is so fucking funny to me

[headspace-hotel]

The entire timeline of written language could fit 10 times into the timeline of the oldest known oral traditions

[sandersstudies]

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

[sandersstudies]

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

[sandersstudies]

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

[sandersstudies]

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

[medusasstory]

Tags from @windyvalleyzone

[roach-works]

recently tricked my six year old niece into revealing that she can actually sound out her letters by stubbornly trying to spell every single animal with as many X's as possible right in front of her

[curlicuecal]

it reminds me of that video about how the blue's clues guy got the job because he could genuinely make children convinced they needed to help this poor man

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[girlbossndarkpink]

Hello, do not ignore. Please, I am a Palestinian mother of three children. I lost my brother, my home, and everything I owned. I was displaced to southern Gaza in search of safety. Please, I ask you to publish the link to my campaign to help me protect my children🙏

https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-maryams-family-from-war?modal=share&source=fundraiser+story

I may be bothering you, but it's difficult. I ask you three things, please. First, share my posts. Second, ask your friends to share as well. Third, write a post about me on your page. Sorry for bothering you.

Not a single one of these asks is bothering me, don't lose hope, we are all with you<3

Donate to Save Maryam's family from war, organized by Alicia Augusto

I am Maryam, the mother of three children, the youngest of whom was born during a time of… Alicia Augusto needs your support for Save Maryam

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[everythingfox]

“When he’s in a good mood he comes up the stairs singing”

(via)

[mutantrenegade]

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

[naamahdarling]

“Ba-badaBA…TA-DAA!!!!”

[ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[sighberspace]