Girls, Boys, Who Cares?

My name is Echo and I'm gonna be a rockstar. This blog is sometimes NSFW.

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[leavemealone2069]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[killadelphia]

[buyakendama]

[twitterlols]

[ithelpstodream]

[sourmilking]

quick

somebody send $10 itunes money to [email protected] (thats me) so I can preorder Kesha’s Rainbow please i love you thx <3

[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[mxnrique]

kesha: *hits that high note*

me:

[fuckmogai]

are y'all fucking daft?? most us veterans are underprivileged victims of recruiting tactics including but not limited to: -the GI bill (pays college tuition) -healthcare benefits (tricare will cover anything, and the copay is next to nothing) -paid housing and lodging depending on where they’re stationed, etc -constant pro-military propaganda and glorification of service from birth onward -not to mention guaranteed citizenship if you’re an immigrant and enlist

military recruitment relies on manipulating people who can’t afford necessities including higher education into enlisting and becoming pawns of american imperialism, so if you say you hate veterans for literally being contracted from age 17+ into carrying out orders lest they be thrown into military prison and risk losing everything promised to them in exchange for service, then you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about!! the military as an establishment is evil and manipulative but saying veterans deserve to suffer from ptsd is beyond shitty

[fuckmogai]

also should mention that the military is an extension of the president. so like, what the president wants, the military does lmao. so the source of imperialism is the president, not underprivileged kids who want a college education who go and die as pawns of the state

[fuckmogai]

no soldier has the authority to wage war

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[putalittleloveonme]

Well, you almost had me fooled

[barbaramuschitz]

[bubblegum-puta]

miss sugar pink💖🎀

[teenagedays]

“Am I dead? Or is this one of those dreams? Those horrible dreams that seem like they last forever? If I am alive, why? If there is a God or whatever, something, somewhere, why have I been abandoned by everyone and everything I’ve ever known? I’ve ever loved? Stranded. What is the lesson? What is the point? God, give me a sign, or I have to give up. I can’t do this anymore. Please just let me die. Being alive hurts too much.” (x)

[ruinedchildhood]