local embarrassment

french frie connoisseur

[apas-95]

[trydianth]

[calpalsworld]

happy minions pride

[vorpalteeth]

if ur having a bad day here is some fairy dust (i’m sprinkling it onto you)  ⋆｡°✩ ⋆⁺｡˚⋆˙‧₊✩₊‧˙⋆˚｡⁺⋆ ✩°｡⋆ .・゜゜・　　・゜゜・． ｡･ﾟﾟ ｡･:*˚:✧｡

[oneheadtoanother]

[calamitys-child]

Pirate communication

[ID: thinking vs saying meme, thinking "I want to fuck him" -> ??? -> saying "he controls the weather"]

[steriskks]

OFFICE ESSENTIALS SERIES: splatoon weapon concepts by yours truly

[fish-mage]

[swordwithouthilt-deactivated202]

I need y'all to see this

[adelphicoracle]

This tag is a needed component:

[keygenmemory]

WHICH IS THE MOST ANNOYING 2010S POP SONG (SELECTED BY MY FRIENDS)

cant stop the feeling - justin timberlake

cup song - anna kendrick

fight song - rachel platten

shut up and dance with me - walk the moon

honey im good - andy grammer

señorita - shawn mendes

cheerleader - omi

thunder - imagine dragons

let it go - james bay

heathens - twenty one pilots

Voting ended onMay 3, 2023

high hopes by panic at the disco and blurred lines by robin thicke arent included because everyone hates those songs + i want more variety

[catchymemes]

[bewbin]

bong thats also a bluetooth speaker?

bong thats also a bluetooth speaker plus comes with a tech deck?

[catchymemes]

[queenwhiskey]

you wake up and these are your new parents

[henstomper]

i fall back asleep

[clarafordahwin]

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[bogleech]

The velvet worm Austroperipatus eridelos photographed by Gil Wizen!

[suppermariobroth]

For an unknown reason, two unrelated British publications both created their own version of “Small Penguin Mario” artwork for New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Small Penguin Mario does not actually exist; for this, both magazines edited artwork of Mario inside artwork of a Penguin Suit. Note that official artwork for regular Penguin Mario does exist and it is unclear why the magazines chose not merely to not use it but to create their own by splicing different assets.

Left: Official Nintendo Magazine. Right: NGamer magazine.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: ONM (UK), Issue 13; NGamer (UK), Issue 45

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth