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purewasteland

lumberjacks?

purewasteland

lumberjacks?

wadey-wilson

sophsun1

New Girl – 2.15: A Father's Love

#me af #nick miller #new girl

animentality

departmentq

mxtomituck

“Well if we hold presidents accountable for war crimes then Clinton and Obama would be in jail”

Awesome. There’s plenty of stuff those guys need to answer for.

“Well if we expose the Epstein List, that will ALSO affec-“

There is not a single name you could put up there that would make me not want that list made public. You could tell me Mr Rogers was on that list and I would still want it out there. You could tell me my own grandmother was on the list (may she rest in peace) and I would still want the list out there.

I think if there is a name you would rather protect instead of achieving justice then you have some very serious soul searching to do because that world is dying and you are about to be left behind or eaten by it.

sophsun1

New Girl – 3.13: Birthday

#mood #new girl #Jessica Day

evilkakyoin

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

cthuluguu

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

evilkakyoin

shut the fuck up

cipheramnesia

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

mysharona1987

theprofessional-amateur

A ceo leaves for a week, very few people notice.

The custodial staff leave for a day, everyone notices.

Sanitation and custodial workers deserve far more money and respect than they generally get.

ohnoitstbskyen

I don't think people understand the degree to which society is kept alive by the labor of the least well-regarded professions. If sewage technicians and sanitation workers and their expertise and knowledge were to disappear tomorrow, the streets would pile high with bodies in every city. We live in a world where we get to be blessedly ignorant to just how fast, how brutally and how violently cholera can rip through a community. How many babies it can kill. How many elderly bodies it can devour alive. You've never seen what it's like when typhoid takes root.

"Oh but we have modern medicine" if you don't have clean drinking water and a way to dispose of your piss and shit and trash you are going to fucking die. No if or but or maybe, you are dead, and so are half the people you know.

kosmogrl

when you listen to a song for the first time and the lyrics deeply resonate with you

socialistexan

DON'T LIKE THAT

theblackparadeisdead

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

theblackparadeisdead

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

#this is wild #DB Cooper #the more you know

dailyflicks

NEW GIRL 6.06: Ready

#lmfao #Schmidt #Jessica Day #New Girl

valtsv

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

valtsv

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

shinyhill

randomitemdrop

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

teaboot

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

teaboot

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

hug-your-face

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

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An infographic style image in black and white that has an image of a stop sign symbol and beside it are paragraphs (which have bolded first letters) that read as:

Are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you?

Have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them?

Have you considered making a decision and calculated all the conquences, potentional reactions to those consequences, and consequences for those reactions before you ACTUALLY made a decision?

Below these is a big bold all caps phrase reading as:

It may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

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