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[charlesoberonn]

Social media is wonderful because it let the common folk enjoy endless posturing, making of enemies, and flaunting of wealth and romantic prospects. All of which was previously reserved for the aristocracy.

[charlesoberonn]

What's the difference between posting a selfie at the gym knowing your highschool bully will see it and showing up to the archduke's ball with a new silk gown from Italy to oneup Janet of Salisbury?

[feanor-the-dragon]

The hottest take

[vaguely-problematic]

[eyeofscottie]

instagram.

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

[bibliofilariidae]

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[oglach-uisce]

[furbawl]

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Every single one of Hillary’s deleted emails is me sending her a neopets referral

[random-fandomania]

[rainy-autumn-day]

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[honted]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Nintendo doing a “sale”

[fuckyeah2000s]

[lovfawn]

i can’t wait until i’m in my own little apartment lying on the couch with my pet and the love of my life beside me

[keeza]

I gotta take care of my soul. I love her, she needs me.

[akumeoy]

if i was like "every time i cut steak into a different shape there's a brand new word for it" everyone else would be like "no that's stupid". but we let pasta get away with anything.

[eerin-deactivated-deactivated20]

look, if I could sit in a cafe drinking coffee and reading my books all day while completely ignoring my surroundings, I would.

[c0ffeekitten]

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

[c0ffeekitten]