Money Bags and False Lashes

19 | Stripper | Scorpio | Just Trying to Live my Best Life

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[disasterhimbo]

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

[feministism]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[sneksnack]

Reblog to save the bagel and hopefully my ass

[blep-26-deactivated20201228]

Yes preach this👌😌

[lion-deactivated20150711]

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[trapezoidmouth]

Rainy day

[shuubass]

[daddy6x-deactivated20180305]

Reblog the money Rihanna to bring Benjamins your way 

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblog. Reblog!!!!

[chachingchocolateting]

Shit been going good lately let’s make it even better

[reald0pe-deactivated20241124-de]

[12thhouseangellll]

I!!cant!!wait!!to!!give!!a!!lap!!dance!!lol!!!!!!!

[divineaura]

Same! When the clubs open back up, I’m showing out!

[12thhouseangellll]

Right?! Sooo ready!!!

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[strippering]

Ugh what are we gonna do

How are my lovely ladies doing?

So I know I’m not the only one out of work for 4-8 weeks+.

Is everyone doing ok?

[gothicstripper]

My club is closed for 15 days (at least) and my breasturant is closed for up to 60. I’m annoyed lol

[southernheaux]

Mine is closed for at least two weeks, which will possibly be extended. No income, just waiting to hear anything concerning closings and reopenings. Trying to step up my onlyfans but that’ll only give me so much. A few girls and i are going to do a virtual strip club on chaturbate or something like that saturday so hopefully that works out

[little--giry]

this is the lucky money ansley; reblog for money to come you !!

[tayelchapo]

[bigmoneyshit]

[slimeseasonn-blog]

[fatimafoxx0]

#moneyteam #badbitches @badbitchesonly.bb

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[luckyluxlady-deactivated2021043]

I SUMMON MULTI HOUR BOOKINGS

[mahoganybabela]

Unlimited income for studio time