Dragons and Demons and Dungeons, Oh My!

32 | GN | Melancholic Personal blog of a Self-Certified Doodler, Casual Gamer, and Monster Romanticist 18+ folks only here, minors gtfo

[musubiki]

confession (?)

[tokimeki-horseshoe]

[transsexualpuffin]

“coffee dehydrating you is a myth”

at this point i’m just. SO done with this hellsite.

[transsexualpuffin]

anything with a significant amount of caffeine acts as a diuretic.

YOUR BODY WILL EXPEL WATER WHEN YOU CONSUME A DIURETIC. telling people that coffee and certain teas don’t dehydrate you during the worst worldwide heatwave in recorded history will potentially get people killed.

this isn’t a myth, it’s the science of the subject.

[transsexualpuffin]

LISTEN TO YOUR BODY.

if you’re sweating profusely, drink water and get electrolytes.

electrolytes = sodium + potassium + calcium.

drink a glass of (dairy) milk or a sports drink if you’re feeling muscle cramps or are feeling any difficulty using your muscles at all. a severe electrolyte imbalance is dangerous.

there are also recipes online that combine salt, sugar, and citrus juice in water to make a basic oral rehydration solution. drink fluids even when not actively thirsty.

and for the love of god, LIMIT THE DIURETICS YOU CONSUME IN THIS HEAT.

[susanoos-wife]

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[justasadlittledoctor]

My toxic trait as a horror fan is that I will never ever ever ever ever tire of grief horror. The idea of grief driving people to do dark and unimaginable and truly horrific things is just so fucking raw and so fucking real to me and it fucks me up every single time. I don‘t care how many times I see it done in different ways or in the exact same way, it always hits for me. I am an absolute simp for any and all grief-based horror concepts and I forever will be.

[tropiyas]

[embetie]

Making out with a nerd bf on the floor

Be sure to give him lotss of kisses!!

[stephenroot]

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

[thatsthat24]

Lucky you, it’s… a Misleading Compliment 🎲

[tsukiiknot]

♡⏾⋆.˚

one day he'll come home

[armengoldira]

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

[revretch]

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

[i-say-ok]

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

[buteonine]

@todaysbird

[bunjywunjy]

you may also notice that the babies have tiny little nubbin beaks! they hatch like that so they fit in the eggs- the beak doesn't actually grow in for another week or so.

[letitrainathousandflames]

The hummingbird who build a nest in our garden when i was a kid lined it with cotton which they grabbed from a cotton three down the road. It looked so beautiful and cozy inside. And if you think those babies are small, I cannot stress enough how freaking tiny their eggs are. It's so cute.

[salt-n-tigers]

And what an honor it is to have Momma hummingbird invite her human friend back to the nest to see the babies!

[the-davest-of-uncles]

🥹

[tartaeya]

he's not even singing................

[veebeeboo109]

We are mated already Infold what the fuck! We printed on one another or whatever the wolves in twilight do!!

You could have at least waited for the knot to go down before taking him away DAMN

[veebeeboo109]

In the arms of the angelsss……fly away…….

For $0 a month, a follow to my tumblr, you can support this poor wolf by helping him get plowed by the polycule.

Never forget 🙌