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[end0skeletal]

Toucan Chicks

[irenthel]

@ridiculousbirdfaces

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[sixpenceee]

Time-lapse of a rain storm. This is located in a lake in Carinthia, Austria called “Millstättersee”. Video taken by Peter Maier. More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[seldo]

I never noticed before the way a rainstorm depletes the cloud it comes from.

[naturedouche-deactivated2019030]

this is so cool omg

[he-is-in-the-cellar]

Rain is essentially the sky saying, “This cloud is too heavy.” And like trying to hold a wet paper towel in slow motion, it tears at one point and drags the rest of the water down with it.

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[emberkyrlee]

OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE

GLORIOUS

[geekhyena]

OH MY GOD. 

[catfromwonder]

Sylvia Ritter

[dedalvs]

OMG THE AXOLOTL HAS SEA SLUGS PULLING HIS LITTLE CHARIOT ARRAGHIOEP82323U832-IO1!!@!!1

[manyourownjackhammer]

@coldhands-and-clockwork

[coldhands-and-clockwork]

Temperance gave me chills

[obsydian]

I need this in my life

[catchymemes]

[arkhamgal]

Somebody get the True Facts guy to do an episode on this!

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[kaldannan]

Y'all gotta keep up with his thread. It keeps getting better.

[fierceawakening]

@mllemusketeer it u

[lesless]

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

[lesless]

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

[lieutenantfish]

new bat!

[giantwalkingdeathray]

BEE BAT

[deebott]

Bumble bat

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I have a lot of respect for Klingons

[shampoocommercialelves]

@ocarina-of-what

[evilsupplyco]

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

[chefpyro]

where’s that vine of a waluigi cosplayer? someone calls ‘waluigi!’ and he turns around with a perfect ‘waaaa’. he’s holding a tennis racket

[chefpyro]

there he is. my love.

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[starlightdragon]

@turbotasstic

[jack-the-lion]

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

[pinchtheprincess]

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?

[glyndarling]

I wish to pet all of them.  Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.

[mirrorada]

Humans had to breed dogs into strange freaky versions of them selves.

Cats did it by sheer will and mountains of hate.

[loveamongthesailors]

Delete all content except this

[spitblaze]

@mi0da

[tastefullyoffensive]

View this post on Instagram

Wait for the blep. 🔊

[mylifewithfel]

look at these cats!

[figglypuff]

@the-great-uniter

[joycrispy]

It’s September 18 2016, and a new official NGE music-video came out today.

I just

(OH, and it’s only going to be up for 24 hours and then gone forever, because that is a thing that is fine to do to my heart, so if you want it you gotta download it now)

The song is Sakura Nagashi which means YOU KNOW WHAT THE SUBJECT MATTER IS and jehfsfnuidhfvuydnvsiu

[hexensaber]

An official ShinjixKawou AMV everything I’ve ever wanted.