Soyboi

I’m just here I suppose 23 // Australia I want to dead

[soy-b0i]

Just reopened this relic of an app, I’ve lowkey missed this

[strangelande]

you will have to give it just a little bit of time;

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

straight culture is freaking the fuck out at being slightly made fun of and doing the absolute most to prove they’re right

[geeko-sapiens]

[lynati]

This post is smooth in all directions.

[runcibility]

smooth like a shark

[auckie]

Takes a breast of fresh hair

[post--grad]

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

[i-am-a-fish]

this is my huggin arm

[hasenpfefferbouillon]

I have never felt so loved in my whole life.

[soy-b0i]

I’m so fucking eager for this.

[brucebocchi]

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

[sleepyoasis]

Actual footage of the lgbt+ during October

Free to use :^)

[found-bodies]

[skrytch]

also

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[gogh-save-the-bees]

i apeachiate you

[soy-b0i]

Hah fuck.

[muddygoblins]

im not even a full grown goblin…. im just a little …gobling…. trying to eat some garliced bread…..

[non-binary-bun]

All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like

Being that ugly can’t be easy

[dantecain]

This is like… really mean?

Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.

You know he ran away from home at 14, right?

[non-binary-bun]

What really? Fuck I had no idea

[dantecain]

Yeah.

And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.

[liquor-baby-deactivated20211230]

[handshake]

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