Epin3phrine

face to face with the abyss

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[anxietyproblem]

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

fuck you bars

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[they-might-be-ultramen]

My roommate just showed me this and I’m gonna die

[endless-hallucinations-deactiva]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-real-fast-goose]

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

[taylor-fartnerd]

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

[kingdraws-moved]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

[son-yona]

[angelbabyspice]

[lucidaquarian]

[thebigblackwolfe]

[sauvamente]

[nyokoko]

[askjaelyn]

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

[merak-zoran]

[gun-to-ya-head]

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

[bitcheslovepearls]

[munchabuncha-deactivated2020061]

[teeny-tiny-baby-coffins]

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

[probablyokayishrpgideas]

[limitless-intheory]

[savefrog]

Ok so imagine your fantasy setting with your typical giant spiders.

Ok, now imagine that these spiders have largely been domesticated for their incredibly valuable silk. They help make clothes, rope, textiles, even ARMOR. They’re almost treated like carnivorous cows in the regions that can support them. They might even name these girls the classic names like “Bessie”. They’re great mothers and produce many young; useful for trade and… even food if you like The Crunch.

People in this world are hardly afraid of big spiders the same as we’re hardly afraid of big dogs. Wary of wild ones, but not scream and cry terrified. Smaller spiders…it depends. Would you be scared if you suddenly saw a tiny cow crawling on your wall? The only type of spider people collectively fear are the hunting types: the ones that don’t spin webs, and instead attack their prey with brute force and a much stronger venom.

These large domestic spiders are incredibly lazy. They’ll sit in their webs and wait for their handlers to put their food on the web. Unless you get tangled, they don’t see you as food. This makes them great guards as well. They build traps for you. The venom isn’t deadly to humans…but can still be used as a weapon or in medicine. They’re just so damn useful that millennia ago, people put aside their instinctual fear just to get those sweet benefits.

Thank you for attending my TedTalk.

[blueelectricangels]

I mean, just speaking for myself, but if I suddenly saw a tiny cow crawling on my wall I would probably need to go have a lie down.

[lubricates]

How do you move on?

You don't. You just live with it everyday and time shall pass, memories turns vague and it would feel like everything was just a dream.

[browningtons]

[sunspotpony]

Dragon Cum

Thick And Creamy

Burns A Bit On The Way Down

You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!

[monstersarebetter]

Yall know I have to have this on this blog

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

for those of you who keep asking me this…. yes i DID slap my own ass to get that sound. Authenticity. Integrity. Fuck oyu

[dazzling-galaxy]

are you a robot because that sounded really metalic

[zagreus]

[thathighclassbitch]

That’s what retail does to u