The bitter taste of frugality.

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Cats don't have thumbs, friend

And yet my pussy got that gorilla grip

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[datasoong47]

[brightlotusmoon]

[slygirlboy]

2026 - the year of the dullahan

[im-mender]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[mctreeleth]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[homofied]

[epicvideogamemusic]

Visit Original Link

[the-great-horned-rat-deactivate]

[creepycrag]

[ivyjinna]

The Midas Touch

This will be the cover of my new artbook. The “Midas Touch” is originated from Greek Mythology about the King Midas who can turn everything he touches into gold. In this art piece, I want to mimic the ecstatic feelings we all had when seeing the golden orb in Nightreign 😆

[squidinu]

fluffy thoughts