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bi baybay

[fairytaleprincessart]

[birdasaurus]

Monsoon Blooms

[technofeudalism]

smacked right in the mouth

[bantarleton]

Westminster Abbey’s library (with bonus portrait of William of Orange). 

[galaxywarp]

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

[alltheprettyancientthings]

The Roman Baths, Bath.

England.

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[tyrantisterror]

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

[tyrantisterror]

If a beautiful woman loved me and married me and made me promise not to touch the green ribbon she conspicuously wears on her neck literally all the time I would simply respect her wishes and not discover that she was actually some sort of dullahan in disguise.

[tyrantisterror]

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she was a giant spider from the waist down and wanted to inject digestive enzymes into my body that melt all my organs into an easily consumed slurry I would merely nod and thank her for making my last moments as pleasant as possible.

[tyrantisterror]

If a beautiful woman loved me and married me and one day was taking a bath and I needed something from the bathroom and asked if I could come in only to find out she was part sea-serpent and couldn't hide that fact while submerged in water, I'd tell her I still love her and also figure out how we could go swimming without other people seeing her because jokes on you folklore I'm into that shit.

[tyrantisterror]

If I wandered into a beautiful woman's dilapidated temple home on the banks of the river styx and looked at her lovely face only to notice her hair was actually several dozen writhing snakes I'd

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[biohammer]

Tags via @brawltogethernow

[frankiecorleone]

What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree

[tomatoluvr69]

I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute

[dinovelvet]

[iheartvelma]

is a Fabergé hot dog a sandwich?

[creatures-of-wikihow]

[vvnnie]

Laguna, 2017 // Instagram / Website

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ユウスゲ咲く頃

[ps1]

satoson

[pathologising]