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soysauceandapathy

+jxcheese

jxcheese-blog

John got to his feet and offered only a shrug in answer before helping himself. Nobody could say he hadn’t tried to be a gracious host. And it was through a mouthful of chips he asked the one question his antisocial friend probably dreaded this time of year. “So—-what’s the Christmas plans, my man?”

soysauceandapathy

Dave stiffened at the question. He looked down at his feet for a sec and awkwardly tapped his fingers on his leg. He really wasn't enough in the "Christmas spirit" (meaning drunk on peppermint vodka) to start talking about this. So he spoke slowly, as he was pretty much entirely unsure of what to say.

"Uhh-"

"I think I'm just gonna stay home again this year."

#jxcheese #v; the sauce

nuummitecracked

—-♔ ” I’ll keep that in mind then. ” She giggled. ” But I can tell you that’ I’m older than you. “

soysauceandapathy

"...How old are you?" He asked, confused. She only looked about 19. How could she be older than him?

#nuummitecracked #v; soy sauce free

sorry

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

#;david shit

nuummitecracked

—-♔ ” Do you always come to the bar and harass the girls that look young? ” She raised a brow, humouring him.

soysauceandapathy

"God, no. I'm not, like, a creep or anything."

And that had sounded a little creepy in and of itself.

#nuummitecracked #v; soy sauce free

soysauceandapathy

+jxcheese

jxcheese-blog

”Yeah. Portal. Where we—-” Oh, there it came back to him. There was a moment of silence and he glanced down to brush the little plastic bristles off his shirt and pushed the top half of the tree off of him. “Never mind. Uh, you want some nachos? There’s some in the microwave.”

soysauceandapathy

David quite literally shuddered at the thought of eating the so-called "nachos". He had tried it once and it had taken all his willpower not to throw up.

"No."

That had sounded a little rude, even for Dave's standards.

"Uh, no thanks."

#jxcheese #v; the sauce

[[ happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me ]]

#;outofsauce

rabbitinthemoon-blog

There is hope, but not for us.

Franz Kafka, to his friend Max Brod (via rabbitinthemoon)

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"Only" by Nine Inch Nails

"I just made you up to hurt myself…"

#;music

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[[ would any of u join me if i were to stream natural born killers? ]]

#;outofsauce #[[ its an excellent movie honestly its so good ]]

soysauceandapathy

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meatsmxll

"You know I’m you, right? We’ve got the same basic cognitive ability. I mean, if you really wanna look in the fucking shed do it, but it’s going to ruin your life. As in permanently. There’s no normal after what you’ll see in there. But I guess it’s technically your life to ruin."

soysauceandapathy

"Well...I guess you're right. But if you'd tell me what was in there I wouldn't have to open it."