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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

“if you liked this title you may enjoy” but with animal species

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

If You Liked [PINE MARTENS]

You may enjoy [QUOKKA and BEAVERS]

rogertaylorsfalsettogivesmehives

If you like [PIÑA COLADAS]

You may enjoy [GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN]

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soft-xbaby

fuck

foxgal-deactivated20161022

today is trans day of fuck

shit fuck damn

4lung

averykedavra

[ID: Fifteen edits of the Bugs bunny “I wish all a very pleasant day” meme. They are edited to include the trans flag on his left side. They read:

“I wish all trans men, trans women, nonbinaries, genderfluids, demiboys and demigirls, agenders, and more a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.

“I wish all straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, aro, omni, polyamorous, etc. trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.

“I wish all intersex people who identify with the trans label a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the intersex flag.

“I wish all autistic, ADHD, or otherwise neurodivergent trans people a very pleasant trans visibilitiy day.” This edit includes the red words “(happy autism acceptance month! light it up red)”

“I wish all Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Hindu, and other religious trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans POC, especially Black and indigenous trans people, a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the inclusive LGBT poc flag, as well as a trans flag with a brown and black fist.

“I wish all disabled or chronically ill trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all fat trans people, hairy trans people, and trans people who don’t “pass” a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all it/its pronoun users, neopronouns users, and people who use pronouns that don’t “match” their gender a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people with little or no gender dysphoria a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people who are in the closet a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people who haven’t transitioned and/or don’t plan to a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all questioning trans people/people who aren’t sure if they’re trans a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all people who don’t use labels for themselves a very pleasant whatever you’re comfy with.”

“I wish all trans people a very pleasant you are wonderful, valid, and loved <3” /End ID]

heard it was trans day of visibility

tiktoksthataregood-ish

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see-ya-byebye-deactivated202105

bi person: i headcanon this character as bi

y'all: ok

bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi

y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight

bi person:

themadcapmathematician

Bi person: i hc this person as bi

Y'all: idk i just feel like its kind of catering to the hets and a cowards move to hc them as bi when they could be gay lol like i feel like its not as good of rep if they're bi?? idk tho thats just my opinion lmfao

handweavers

mice are having sex in my walls :(

handweavers

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

gloriousbodies

@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

handweavers

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

eldriitchmurmurs

you fucked those mice yourself

handweavers

I fucked those mice myself

coureirsix

LITERALLY some of you don’t fucking know what “disposable income is” like i cannot stress ENOUGH that someone who was able to get animal crossing on day 1 of launch or a ps5 preorder that is still only working minimum wage job and/or cannot pay their rent on a monthly basis is NOT your enemy bruv they are NOT “the rich” like PLEASE cement that in your head.

mckitterick

had to share @rykhafirehand ’s tags:

thank you for boiling off capitalist propaganda to get down to the essence of economics

roach-works

i’d like to add: you are SUPPOSED TO HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME.

you are supposed to have enough money for toys and games and vacations. that is what the citizens of a normal and healthy society should be buying without stressing out about if they’re gonna be able to afford to live the next day. you’re not just supposed to have ‘a little bit’ or ‘if you save up’ or ‘sometimes you can treat yourself’, you are supposed to have disposable income, and plenty of it.

mrspider-deactivated20221213

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

mrspider-deactivated20221213

NO-

mrspider-deactivated20221213

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

mrspider-deactivated20221213

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

abby-howard

Comic idea from my dream: every morning you give your pet People Juice and send em to school. They gotta learn calculus and read Hemingway just like people do

I probably won’t make this into a real comic…. prooobably………. :3c

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crownkiller

some of my favorite boat names I’ve found on vessel finder

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kaijuno

I’m making a uquiz about liminal spaces

kaijuno

ok so this is my first whatever

tell me how u feel about these pics and I’ll tell you what liminal space you are

#abandoned church

tiktoksthataregood-ish

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tikkety-tok

Please watch this.

doomhope

[Video ID: A TikTok by user @scarlet_may.1; the video is 60 seconds long, has no audio, and is called “Deaf Ears In A Hearing World”.

Scene 1 (Title card): The main character (we’ll call her MC from now on) grabs her bag, keys, and mask and leaves her house.

Scene 2: MC removes her mask and sits down at a table. Two of her friends are talking with expressions and gestures that make it look like they’re complaining, or maybe gossiping. MC signs, “What’s wrong?” One of her friends signs, “Nothing, I’ll explain later.” MC looks disappointed, and she turns to look at her laptop instead of talking with her friends.

Scene 3: MC is in class now and a teacher is speaking to the class. The teacher walks in front of the ASL interpreter, blocking MC’s view. MC signs, “Can you please not walk in front of the interpreter? I can’t see.” The teacher nods yes, but then walks in front of the interpreter again. MC looks exasperated. Then the interpreter signs to indicate that the bell is ringing, so MC packs up her laptop, puts her mask on, and leaves class.

Scene 4: MC is in the hallway, looking at her phone. A stranger gets her attention and tries to talk to her, but MC indicates that she can’t hear, and instead pulls out a piece of paper and a pen and offers it to the stranger so that they can write what they want to say. The stranger scowls and shakes their head, then waves goodbye and walks away. MC rolls her eyes in frustration.

Scene 5: MC is in her car now, at a drive thru restaurant. She holds up her phone so that the employee can see it, but the employee calls their manager instead. The manager shows up and takes MC’s order, then returns with a drink, saying “Sorry!” MC smiles and takes the drink. MC is obviously trying to be polite, but at this point she’s reaching the end of her patience.

Scene 6: MC returns home and sits on her couch, looking exhausted. She scrolls through TikTok only to find that none of the videos have closed captions! She throws her phone down in frustration. /End ID]