In my defense I was left unsupervised

Born in '88 | Sweden | She/her | Hufflepuff | INFP | HSP | Grey-aromantic grey-asexual. I reblog all the stuff I like.

[classycookiexo]

[gardenvarietyhuman]

💥🙌👏

[ineffablebookgirl]

Well shit, Henry Jenkins, out here in 1997 dropping truth bombs

[wadey-wilson]

anti this character, anti that movie, can’t you just shut up and enjoy the things you like

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[tapiocats]

[scoutsmoocrew]

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

[itsnoriarty]

okay but there's kind of a big difference between simply "eating them" and "killing them in order to eat them"

[pigeonneaux]

I don't think you can eat an animal alive

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

I feel like eating an animal alive is objectively worse than killing them to eat them

[dzamie]

local vegan thinks vore is real, but first, the weather

[everythingfox]

butt brushes

(via)

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[parme-san]

the basic human need for a plushie of all my interests

[forgetmcnotts]

# me having to remind myself straight people exist

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

really hope we are still using the Haunted Doll trope decades from now, and that instead of continuing to use creepy ceramic dolls from the 1940s, they update it to creepy cabbage patch kids from the 1980s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“this spooky antique doll is haunted” becomes an infinitely funnier trope once “antique” means “designed and manufactured in the eighties”

[fmlcomic]

Mass Produced.

Out of dozens of identical dolls for sale at the flea market booth, guess which one is haunted as they stare at you with realistic paint stamped eyes.

It’s a trap. They’re all haunted.

[bogleech]

I think people are too used to picturing amoebas two-dimensionally. They look that way under a convention microscope because we’re just focusing on one layer of a transparent organism, but here are some amoebas under a scanning electron microscope!!!

by Steve Gschmeissner, you can even buy prints of this photo!

this one’s from this website. I think fantasy slimes should look like these shapes more often than just puddles

[thecollectibles]

Art by Anato Finnstark

[lisagarlandd]

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[drst]

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

[limpidlethologica]

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

[agender-thanos]

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

[drorey]

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

[panicatthefandomboy]

It indeed is.

The mighty,

Left beef

[i-changed-my-url-fuck-you]

It is our duty as tumblr users to humbly reblog the none pizza with left beef. God speed

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]