Bastard club

26, she/they. Naturecore sideblog: @ofmushroomsandmoss. One time I sneezed so hard I kneed myself in the face

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Bigs My Eyes At You

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Rending And Devouring Together ♥️

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[charl0ttan]

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

[torturer-eel]

hello

[charl0ttan]

fuck my whole entire life

[raeiyyn]

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[kosmogrl]

Bartholomew Bear Hiking Outfit

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[eyeoftheeagle]

I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓

[littleguysdaily]

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[coyotette]

[prismatickitten]