Submarines & Rocket Ships

i do what i want ;) aromantic/agender/asexual so many fandoms live rent free in my head

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[prokopetz]

I feel like the legal institution of adoption is unreasonably limited by restricting it to parent-child relationships. If me and some random asshole want to legally be second cousins, I think we should just be able to do that.

[becherdireinen]

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes.

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[thefloatingstone]

The last time I saw Earth.

[loveridden1999]

[gearrel]

Hail Mary, full of Grace

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[habken]

carl and grace doodles

[alcordraws]

Ah, hes hit the bloodymary tower

THE SECOND BLOODYMARY TOWER HAS BEEN HIT

NOOOO THE PENTAGON

ARYGHH AND ITS THE PHM TWITTER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?????

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[stealingpotatoes]

how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic

YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian

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