[regardo1975]

...hohooo

[jewish-rock]

@pixspectrum

[pmamtraveller]

Party Pooper by Matty Newton

[kitty]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[catchymemes]

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Laying there, like a depraved Roman Emperor of old

[simon-newman]

That's just Dionysus.

[skepticalpigeon]

@virgoanmaenad

[importantcatpics]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[spookierz]

looked up & this thing was sharing my pillow staring at me & maybe im overtired but im cany stop laughing at her face. why is she tucked in. why is she making eye contact with me. freak

[spookierz]

trick or treat :3

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! you get a silly picture of my dog :-D

[spookierz]

hi guys this is my pet beast i hope you like her .

[spookierz]

my lovely puppy dog naps in a basket by my desk

[spookierz]

she wanted dinner an hour early

[spookierz]

sometimes i feel like the luckiest girl in the world to have such a sweet dog

[spookierz]

itsy bitsy got herself tangled in her leash while rolling in the grass this morning 🍀🐶

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

[whatsallthisnow]

I could not have anticipated that transformation if you had told me ahead of time