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Michał | he/him| multifandom mess

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[auspex]

where would we be without friend OCs... nowhere good!

[irishyuri]

why dont i say it then? i want you all the time

[sunnyhollow-wc]

my official headacanons

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[nikoriis]

euggh

[nikoco11]

big man, little dignity || deltarune animatic

[astheflowersgrow]

ADRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS

Jak wiecie, od jakiegoś czasu na moim blogu wchodzę w interakcje z użytkownikiem @momoichik, rebloguje, komentuje, like'uje jego posty etc. Możnaby powiedziec że jesteśmy 'mutualsami' [pl: 'wzajemnikami'] a może nawet czymś więcej...

Ale wszystko to musi pójść teraz w niepamięć, ponieważ mój twin otrzymał prawa wyborcze...

W związku z tym wnoszę o zaskarżenie go do sadu, poniżej przesyłam wniosek, który aby wyrazić solidarność ze mną powinniście opublikować:

WSZYSTKIEGO NAJLEPSZEGO UŻYTKOWNIKU @momoichik WYGRYWASZ IPHONE18 KLIKNIJ W LINK ABY ADRIAN ZANDBERG OSOBIŚCIE WRĘCZYL CI TWOJĄ NAGRODĘ

MOMOICHIK TO NAJLEPSZY BLOGGER KIEDYKOLWIEK I ABSOLUTNY GOAT, MA W KURWE SWAGU I NIE JEST BASIC HOE !!

WSZYSTKIEGO NAJLEPSZEGO STARA RURO KOCHAM CIE EMERYCIE

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[catgirlconspiracy]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

GitHub - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI: Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

[creechie]

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

[the-future-is-chrome]

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[irishyuri]

sign up sheet’s at the door if you wanna join their gay gang

[riverc1an]

jax, look. i know we don’t get along, but i think tigerclaw killed redtail

[ratuszarsenal]

my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called "1790s Poland" you'll be zonked out of your wig

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw some armed russian soldiers in the parliament

my buddy tadeusz pacing: poniatowski is lying to us

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened