Dream and space wizard

Wizard specialized in dream spells and potions, and star magic. Not evil or good, just miding my own business.

[evilwizard]

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Wizards have towers though

[arachnopus]

a wizard tower is more like a tome silo than a home, I think. they don't really live in it. they leave towers here and there as they wander.

if you're looking for a wizard, knocking on the door of its tower is definitely the worst way to find it

[yiffmaster]

you get it

[beaft]

so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about

[beaft]

@helllnotes you understand.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[anonymousalchemist]

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

[anonymousalchemist]

oh goddamn it this is getting notes cmon guys

I AM CASTING CHAIN LIGHTNING ON ANYONE WHO REBLOGS

[flagellant]

Reblog to chain lightning onto your followers!!! :D

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[spacedreamwizard]

In honor who what humans call "Halloween", I'll try to do nightmare magic for the first time

[spacedreamwizard]

Uh oh

[spacedreamwizard]

How do I get my cat out of the shadow realm?

[spacedreamwizard]

In honor who what humans call "Halloween", I'll try to do nightmare magic for the first time

[spacedreamwizard]

Uh oh

[spacedreamwizard]

In honor who what humans call "Halloween", I'll try to do nightmare magic for the first time

[wifwlf]

I'm the person who makes all the lighting happen around the castles of evil wizards and mad scientists. It's a thankless job but the mad scientists pay well, the evil wizards are a bit of a toss up on whether they give me enormous quantities of gold or transmute another piece of me into stone but it's fine, I do this job because I love it

[wizardcore420]

[wizardpotions]

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

[epidaleacalamita]

hrelp

[wizardpotions]

i know what girls want, its pointy hats and unethical spells beyond your comprehension.

[wizardonline]

five years from now a bunch of you will have moved on, changed your wizard urls, readjusted your themes. not me. i'm wizardonline forever. bitch

[wizardsisananimal]

your wizard online forever .bitch

[wizardonline]

https : forward slash forward slash wizard online dot bitch

[wizardsisananimal]

https://wizardonline.bitch

[wizardsisananimal]

click this twice

[sexygaywizard]

I'm just gonna start casting spells. I don't know what they're called or what they do just tell me if you feel anything

[kibikikou]

There's a talking horse in my bathroom chanting menacingly did you have something to do with this

[sexygaywizard]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

genuinely upset to see people -especially people claiming to be wizard bloggers- dog piling on people for using whatever words they want to describe their genders. that’s literally none of your fucking business. oh no? they’re using the wrong words? alaskazam. wizard gender. fagboy. all words are made up. a thousand curses upon you morons.

[wizardsisananimal]

every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth

[wizardsisananimal]

this post counts btw

[wizardsisananimal]

there's actually only like 50 notes on this post the rest is the same 15 people going nuts

[normal-horoscopes]

I went to an evil wizard and wished for more women in STEM and now I'm slowly transforming into an olive tree. Like, I'm not sure trees have stems but I see what he was going for. Good effort over all.