Mace Your Face In Space

hi its me i'''''m mikki hooray i lvoe my frons

[profmeowmers]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

yall ever think about how there are creatures and beasts

[biff-donderglutes]

look at this bitch

this rules

[lycorislilit]

Three ATLA characters I wanted to try

[prole-log]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

I think in this case, "statue removal" should mean "return the Black Hills mountain range to the Lakota and let them decide what to do about the nonsense marring the face of Six Grandfathers" rather than causing any further damage to a desecrated holy site

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Black women are just on another level

[jarofloosescrews]

WOW

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cishits]

[stimman4000]

shoutout to the fake ari aster movie my brain came up with. it’s called The Stairs and i occasionally have nightmares about watching it in a movie theater. whenever i wake up i feel cold for hours and i pray that if it is in mr. aster’s brain it remains there and isn’t inflicted upon the public

[stimman4000]

the plot revolves around a family moving into a haunted house. instead of like, moving things in the house, the ghost makes each member of the family experience individualized terrifying hallucinations where their family members turn into something unrecognizable and try to kill them. the two adults in the house are too scared to tell each other abt their hallucinations, and they lead to them doing increasingly dangerous/bizzare things. anyways it sort of comes to a head when one of the kids fucking bites and eats chunks out of the other one until he dies, realizes what she’s done, and tries to glue/tape bits of him back together. a few days later the mom snaps and shoots her, then commits suicide. the dad is weak because he hasn’t eaten in days bc he can’t trust what he’s eating is actually food (and not a dead family member or w/e). he manages to escape to the field in front of the house, is overrun by bugs crawling on him, and tries frantically to swat/brush them off only to come to and realize he’s still in his house slashing himself to death with a knife. there’s other stuff but my brain mercifully lets me forget when i wake up. the movie is rated five stars because it’s really well done but absolutely no one who sees it likes it. i don’t know why it’s called The Stairs. there are stairs in the house but they aren’t, like, important.

[frederick-the-ii]

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

[nunyabizni]

Every time I’m lucky enough to have this hit my dash I listen to it, and every time I get chills all the way through.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

superb

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I’m so at peace rn

[beetleboo]

@nuka-nuke

[lehcarrose]

imagine harmonising with johnny cash on your own song, i’d die on the spot this is beautiful

[makenzie-rush]

That was John Denver’s gift though. He was an amazing song writer, but the man could harmonize with just about anyone.

[cryptdude]

@silenthillcoffeebeans

[courtcomposer-archive]

@crim-dela

[absinthundblut]

[romansroys]

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

instant flashbacks to this

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[archived-546]

alignment chart based on which piece of high school english class literature you actually enjoyed

[theweirdwideweb]

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

[datenshi-no-hime]

None of these are wrong.

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[pastelparrotlet]

Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*

My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.