Space Pancakes

No more dead time. (25). minors DNI, i'm starting my villain arc. they/them it/its, but also i can have a littol he/her she/him as a treat. whose gonna stop me? the cops? i'd like to see those cucks try.

[spacepancakes-cosmicsyrup]

i've been here since 2015 there is no pinned post bye

EDIT looks like if you like this post you're a pornbot. bye.

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[the-autistic-spider]

you ignore the fact the oohhh was in the tune to ave maria

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[blackbearmagic]

resources

[hashediedyet]

No, but two trespassers have seemingly free climbed the Empire State Building spire, flying a banner reading “when the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace” right before they got engaged.

The climbers are believed to be Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, both famous for scaling some of the worlds tallest buildings, often without any safety restraints, and were previously featured in the Netflix documentary “Skywalkers: A Love Story”, detailing how the fell in love through their neoartistic pieces and scaling heights.

[tlirsgender]

I'm not the first to point it out but fire lord ozai really had just a comically short reign. He fumbled it so badly. Imagine. You get the throne. You tell your gay son to go find a mythical hero who doesn't exist anymore so he'll stop embarrassing you & he really thinks he's gonna do it. Lol. Time to keep this war going for another hundred years. In the time it takes to crack your knuckles the fuckhead actually did it. But then he makes friends with the mythical hero who doesn't exist. And you're like hey wait. Stop that. You've already fumbled it unbelievably badly. Fucked it up on a scale most rulers could only dream of. You get pacifism blasted straight to hell. Your gay ass son is the new king. What the fuck. And then you like die in prison and nobody cares

[tlirsgender]

Cannot stress enough that he gave Zuko a purposefully impossible task (find the avatar) and three (3) years later he actually fucking did it. He gets like a messenger hawk or whatever saying hey the avatar is alive. Btw. & he's like what the fuck. & within six months of this he has fumbled not only the crown but also the war started by his great grandfather, ongoing for a full century, until YOU 🫵 (Ozai) tried to be funny. Little did he know the power of friendship was about to be hilarious

[tlirsgender]

Imagine if sisyphus was like hey boss I'm about to finish rolling that boulder like you asked me to 👍 & then it rolls back down and kills you instantly

[sanchomps]

had to doodle out the purikura doom slayer from this it was driving me crazy

[purple-nautilus]

Doomguy on the Avenger:

[sirenofthetimes]

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

[byjove]

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

[totally-cis-offical]

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

[byjove]

Are you going to stop him?

[othertypeofache]

Get you a man that'll cross a moat with a giant sword while wearing full plate armor just to see you.

[byjove]

get a man who is willing to be sliced to ribbons for a single CRUMB of pussy

[rouxelf]

Why he take off his shoes?

[byjove]

He took off his gauntlets, shoes and sabatons to grip better because the Sword Bridge was literally a giant sword. He was severely wounded in the process, as can be seen by the cartoonish medieval gore in the second illustration.

And yeah, I have to say the logic is there, this thing looks like it has terrible traction.

[makesoneteam]

i hate how much ai has taken the joy out of seeing something cool. you used to see something cool, like a really intricate drawing or a video of someone doing an insane skill or two animals doing something cute, and because there were no mental gymnastics involved in discerning whether or not it was 'real' you could sit there and have the joy of like, "wow! how did they do that! how cool is it that they made that! what a wonderful moment to have captured!" and now every time i see something remarkable i hate that i have to sit there and be like okay let me go frame by frame to make sure everything lines up. let me double check the page this comes from. let me scroll through the comments to make sure no one called out something i missed. like i want the joy of being able to trust someone else's creation back, please

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[lamignonette]

[aphractal2]

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

[disgustinggf]

girls only want one thing

[drops-of-universe]

the downfall of capitalism

[bebx]

[faelapis]

also greg is the most bisexual-coded cartoon dad ever

[faelapis]

so greg you're telling me your conservative family doesnt approve of your musical awakening coming from a naked gay icon in gnc/drag makeup and they want to send you to the military but you ran away and changed your name and ended up with a musical aesthetic best described as indie glam rock dad with a non-binary space alien gf instead? das crazy, tell me more about how straight you are

[lizardlicks]

[mothmandrivesstudebakers]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Three things:

I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.

I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.

I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.