Dreamers often lie

The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station, call me Ty! (25🎉) this is a main blog! profile picture is by atmosphere-af

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[nepenthean-sleep]

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[betterbooktitles]

[farewell-wanderlust7]

watched The Odyssey (2026) and i have to admit, in an otherwise very serious scene, i was fucking cackling when the gates of Troy opened and Agamemnon was just fucking stood there aurafarming like Darth Vader

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

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26/26

[were--ralph]

[chuwenjie]

So stoked to share the official trailer for the Avatar Aang movie, now releasing JULY 25th on Paramount+!!

I’m so proud of our crew and honored to have been a part of this.. for everyone who has waited to watch the official release in order to support the artists and animators, I just want to say thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart - it truly means so much!!

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[icaseybaybee]

[nelsonwoodlane]

i miss joywave

[idiotsofoz]

my this

[kodavistaa]

Daniel Armbruster I need to study you

[hersterical]

The people responsible for those late 90’s/early 00’s cheesy, lowbrow comedy adaptations of Shakespeare and Jane Austen rom-coms about bored, stupid, and super rich highschoolers understand the source material better than pretty much anyone else

[nyxxycat]

Emma by Jane Austen vs Honeybee by Olivia Rodrigo