Whatever the hell I want

Nothing is mine unless otherwise specified. Might throw in an occasional rant since no one from real life follows me here.

[billy-pilgrims-steering-wheel]

[phoen1xr0se]

I’m a sinner and it feels so good 💙

[ashfae]

Can we have that in a larger font please.

[wonderlandifulcat]

@theshitpostcalligrapher I think I found one.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag

[theknightlywolfe]

[anexperimentallife]

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

seems like there's a whole genre of:

society: autistic people fundamentally don't comprehend [x]

autistic people: no, I get it, I'm just Not Gonna Do It

[thebestworstidea]

just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree

[redskyeatnight]

At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart

[silver-tongues-blog]

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[charlesoberonn]

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

[biglawbear]

Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

[cactus-juice-for-sale]

[soberscientistlife]

It's hard to work with a congress doesn't work

[animentality]

[czech-hunter-reject]

I don't think the "she's the boss of not giving a fuck" tweet is correct, because she did very much give a fuck. Not about the press obsessing over this, but she absolutely did give a fuck about what it would have meant to her trans fans if she made a big deal about it. She gave a fuck, she chose to not buy into the press' absurd obsession with this. She made the choice that the wellfare of her trans fans mattered more to her than the world believing she had a dick. She gave a fuck, and that's why she fucking rules!

[susiephone]

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

[syn4k]

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

[memewhore]

[thesmegalodon]

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

[qthewhatever]

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

[yourpal-titliquid]

[radicalgraff]

"The only dangerous minority is the rich"

Sticker seen in New Orleans, Louisiana

[theconcealedweapon]

"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."

Well, that was a lie.

[homosexyality]

That last quote took me out lmao

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[testosteronetwunk]

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

[testosteronetwunk]

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

[datafags]

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

[anais-ninja-bitch]

it would have been so funny if she'd been like "no see i meant the dolly parton version, it's fine"

[liberalsarecool]

Rafael the racist Immigrant, hater of progress.

[zigdirty]

The person that wrote this headline should win a national award in journalism. I’m not joking at all, I’m dead serious.

This headline says EXACTLY what’s important and doesn’t obfuscate anything.