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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@wonderlandifulcat
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I post about Circus, chronic illness stuff, fandom content, I love DC comics, my favorite superhero is Nightwing.
I am/was an actual circus performer.
I am a filmmaker
I am a wheelchair user, I have a chronic illness.
I am a trans, nonbinary lesbian. I use They/them pronouns.
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Ten hours next to a tegu AND an aisle seat? Best spot on the plane.
they don’t tell you this but you can actually call the real estate agent and tour a house on the market just because you’re nosy, even if you have zero interest in buying the house and could not afford it in a million years. just be nice and polite and don’t mention you’re broke
I'm now just imagining Ilyukhina and Yáo's ghosts watching Ryland throughout the whole of the Hail Mary mission.
I think it would be funny and angsty and sweet to see the whole story from their perspectives as ghosts watching the whole adventure.
And eridian ghosts too
Yes! And the Eridian Ghosts Too!!! Ilyukhina and Yáo have no clue what the Eridians are saying initially, but the eridians are all super happy when Rocky is no longer alone.
parallels between Rocky and Grace and the fox and little prince............
furthest we've ever been
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
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Whenever you talk about healthcare and quality of life achievements in socialist countries contextually and within the premise that all of this was achieved in spite of comprehensive Western sanctions and diplomatic siege, as an acknowledgement of socialist resilience and in sympathy and solidarity with the proud peoples of those countries, there is always that one piece of shit who'd say something like, "If North Korea/Cuba/etc were so great, why don't you move there?" Because in the twisted consumerist mind of the imperial citizen, a country is only worth as much as it could maximise their own quality of life by relocating to it
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.
The Addams
Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔
Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.
Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.
the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....
actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved. the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity...so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc. which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good
so then we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams. meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn (and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising). the!! possibilities!!!!!!
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen
