Bearer of the curse

annoying online, even more annoying irl, consistently queer

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[prairiedeath]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[nondelphic]

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

[system-coded-skirmish]

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

[mapofyourstars]

excerpt from phm: grace picking up rocky’s sentence structure and probably cadence. to be loved is to be changed.

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[txttletale]

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[meanbuddhist]

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

[mousiebites]

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[tall]

[segamascott]

[despazito]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive