Spaggetabout it

21, they/them, big fan of the Videos game, specifically always thinking about Hollow Knight, Shovel Knight, Hyper Light Drifter, Katana Zero and Animal Well, and Pikmin 24/7, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈

[kuropin]

Ghosts of Circus past

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[biblical-figures]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[dayquil-driver]

ME: I know you from somewhere

PJACKK: I get that a lot

ME: No I'm sure

PJACKK: Just one of those faces

ME: [bending my arms at the elbow and raising my hands above my head] Go like this

[victorchagniot]

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[botanyshitposts]

upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home

[botanyshitposts]

creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"