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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

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If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

blu3-skyy

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

eskiworks

Kitten Bee

A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.

Prints - https://www.etsy.com/listing/550051517/kitten-bee-print

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eskiworks

You messed up

thenatsdorf

“Wait for the tongue” [source]

catholichell

guerrillatech

Low-wage workers are not who you think. #Fightfor15

jehovahhthickness

And even if they were teens, so what??? But yes to all of this.

jewblog

not even so what if they’re teens—my mom was working minimum wage at 13 (she lied about her age) to help put food on the table; millions of teenagers today are forced to do the same thing.

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geekremix

It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.

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I want her to do that to my fuckin head

tooiconic

god damn

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I like the chorus of triumphant crows when she rips it open

aka-maggie

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN

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jinxfmrl

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

republicansareahategroup

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

jamieaiken919

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

kidomarus

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[ID: the video is a clip from the end of death note, where Light laughs maniacally for an excessively long time, then in japanese says “that’s right,” which sounds like the english word “soda.”

the image is a tweet by @/insomniacUlt:

me: *is at a restaurant*

waitress: what would you like to drink?

me:

/END ID]

afrodesiacworldwide

IG-@Thesamurairider

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Go girl

theeeprotagonist

I’m literally in love with her

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If I wasn’t gay before…

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curlyboys

Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖

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[i am looking respectfully]

blackness-by-your-side

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

cuntybearjamboree

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

dancing-coyote

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

unlimitedgamesbutnogames

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

emeraldscholar

rebloggan 4 links

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Perfect way to kill time

baawri

100 Years of Beauty: India [x]

rosewhore

stunning

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Look at how happy she is, living her best life

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She’s so lovely

spacehunter-m

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

goddamnidiot

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

sophiamcdougall

When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman

Spoiler: they made a pact never to argue and took self-imposed time-outs when they lapsed. One broke his leg and they cared for him so well it healed perfectly. They planted a vegetable garden and kept their spirits up singing along to a guitar they fashioned from driftwood and a coconut shell. (Article is weirdly focused on the white guy who rescued them, though.)

jenniferrpovey

The point of Lord of the Flies is not “Humans do terrible things without laws”

It’s “We’re raising our boys to be little terrors, why don’t we stop.”

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Magical encounter while free falling.

baconmancr

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.