#MomLife

Bruh. How did I get here?

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If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.

[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[ithelpstodream]

[gyaa-fish]

with every episode it becomes clearer that kenobi was not written for the star wars dudebros who want to see darth vader and obi-wan kenobi duke it out. it is made for the ani and obi girlies who want to see their boys as pathetic middle aged men going through a divorce and as one of those girlies i am THRIVING

[lesbianfreyja]

notice how nobody’s tweeting “let’s finally talk about male victim stats” it’s all “yess finally i can call that stupid fucking slut a cunt and never believe women which i evidently never have before because they’ve been to court thrice but i only believe the verdict against her in the only trial that wasn’t with a sequestered jury!” because it was always about misogyny 🤠 fuck all of you and if i so much as hear a depp defender round the block then square up lmfao

[deathbedthebedthateats]

imagine thinking animals benefit from being forcibly impregnated and brutally slaughtered. yall are so insanely desperate to justify exploitation

[mysharona1987]

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[crazy-brazilian]

[gaybastich]

[maeborowski]

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

[doggirlhen]

this

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[anais-ninja-bitch]

cringe running on my fail commute

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[godtrauma]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[dickprints]

The jury agreeing that it was defamation to call her allegations a hoax while also deciding that she defamed Depp (with malice) over one sentence in an op-ed is legitimately insane.

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