A Nighttime Stroll

Greta, 25, California. Please feel free to talk to me.

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

we need sluttier music…..

[writingace21]

sea shanties are right there

[valtsv]

Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.

this is by far the best compliment ive ever received

[inahiddenplace]

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

[gryffon]

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

[sonicbinch]

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[sunnysideyup]

[enterheavenalive]

Me when I’m rosé drunk and I feel fancy and also drama

[flxwerharry-deactivated20190309]

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

[skeebsy]

i wish i had a GF :^/

a Guy Fieri

[dethalbumll]

gapple fcrumble

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[doeofdevotion]

90% of conversations with me

[thebootydiaries]

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[thebootydiaries]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[thysilus]

u kno wen u accidentally frget to drink watr fr a while nd u take a sip nd ur body takes th fuck ovr nd refuses to let u evn breathe cuz ur pounding tht shit back so hard

[thysilus]

me: ok time fr a lil water

my body: OH THANK CHRIST, WERE WE N A DESERT BRO?????

[theivorypiano]

I love how this post has a grammar of a suffering man left on a desert, crawling and wheezing

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[theseinfeldshow]

[fluoresensitivearchived]

oh to be a bear … get fat, go to sleep n wake up in spring