u do u homie

26 agent of chaos

[dogpuppy]

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[wolfythewitch]

(Daily affirmations) I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm.

[sabrinaacarpenters]

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

[assiraphales]

I love (and am actively ill over) the fact that ace canonically will not shut up about his lil guy. when jinbe found out ace’s brother was in impel down he was like OHHHHH LUFFY the kid in the strawhats you’re ALWAYS talking about. to luffy’s face he’s like “punk ass” but to everyone else he’s handing out school pictures from his wallet

[crystalcatgamer]

This OP party panel tells us everything

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[terramythos]

i'm afraid "gryphon" is a way sexier spelling than "griffin"

[amandla]

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[dogpuppy]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[mevil]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact