This is Madness

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[itskyatto]

[talixagain]

me: *venting about my job*

someone: why don’t you just quit then

me: 

[ambi-is-sleepy]

millenials fucked it up again!!

[skeleton-warrior-deactivated201]

i am pretty upset i did not end up 6’ tall with a bad ass xena costume

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[killbaned]

#catholicism is just like that

[awwww-cute]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[deviantart]

“Ursula” by fdasuarez: http://bit.ly/2CExE9E   

Putting a modern twist on the sea-witch, the artist brings Ursula to life with a moray eel tattoo and golden-shell jewelry.   

[likeniobe]

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

[likeniobe]

[stoportotouch]

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[snatch-daddy]

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

[unclebeanbag]

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

[rantingmacaron]

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

[unclebeanbag]

No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container. 

With a bag you have one floppy boi

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

[carnival-phantasm]

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.

[themightyconchords-deactivated2]

[parlezvousladybug]

Sobbing

[heartofhyrule]

this is the best trump protest sign i’ve ever seen ngl

[rkl3]

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

[urulokid]

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

[somewhereguaranteed]

exactly

[thorodinson]

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[anissapierce]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[rachel-berry]

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

[lunarecord]

femmefareeha just told you

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch