sparki5

[yamuiro]

Essentia

[maidthings]

asked my coworker if he was wearing a DDR belt buckle and he said "oh, no, its east german"

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

[segamascott]

[duskwingmoth]

Autistic girl conditioned through a lifetime of trauma to be deathly afraid of waking people up because what if they're loud and angry and violent: uuhm,...,,., ma'am are you okay, the bus is, around the, corner,,,,,, ,, were you, waiting for thhe bus, ,,, ,

[duskwingmoth]

[duskwingmoth]

do Not call me Bocchi-coded i will cry because you're 150% correct

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[threedollarsdotcom]

that boy aint right. none of them are right. get them

[batavias]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[sapphling]

transgender deadname on mutual aid venmo ignorance pact. i do not see it

[lesbi-nyan]

[mutationgirl]

lunch tactics

[cutecipher]

commander you have 6 soup units left

[sockwolf]

"just let it happen" is one of the hottest things you can say during sex

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[ashstfu]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done