WILD SPARKLECAT

Vex ☆ 21 ☆ he/it/rot ☆ lesbisbd ☆ 18+ PLEASE okay

[toyblanket-deactivated20241119]

[morawa]

dess n asriel shenanigans

[postmanic]

Breezy is not larger than a cranberry grape juice

[postmanic]

BIG NEWS: Breezy IS NOW bigger than a cranberry juice!!!

[minxitsy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

we cannot live in chains

[quietwingsinthesky]

funniest childhood memories to look back on are always hands-down the kink formation ones. hey, little me, do you want to explain to anyone why you’re watching the jungle book 2 for the 40th time this week. it’s not even a good movie. would you please stop staring at that snake.

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s a very distinct sort of feeling as opposed to developing a kink as an adult, when you’ve got a full understanding of kinks and sex and all that. when you’re an adult, you either react with ‘hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me’ or perhaps ‘yayyy yippeee yayyyy’ about figuring something out that you like. but when you’re a kid you go :) wow! i sure do enjoy rewatching the scenes where my favorite characters get depowered and left helpless at their enemy’s feet! i’m sure that’s normal! (Omnipotent Narrator Voice) It Was Not, In Fact, Normal.

[loveimp]

I wish I was cute 📌🧸- sketchbook collages

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

Hi there. Was noticing your blog, and the way you conduct yourself online. Could not shy away from how beautiful you twist words and phrases into these sublime sentences. Pray, tell, is your secret? Haha, might just be more sauce than usual! I jest, I jest. There is no one out there more captivating than you.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[featherspiral]

WERE SO BACK! go my 2 halves of a WIP :3

I haven't drawn in like. an entire week. but it's also been a really long time since I actually made a real rendered drawing instead of just sketch pages and doing so finally ended my art block !! wonderful. it's so relieving to draw something I particularily like after a long line of drawings I'm just "okay with". also yeah he doesn't bleed I'm being edgy on purpose for effect fight me

[brawltogethernow]

patch hole in jeans

go for a walk

trip

new hole in new patch on jeans

????? okay fuck you too buddy. whatever. i'll fucking show you, how about this

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[demilypyro]

feel your feelings and act on all your impulses uncritically :)

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[unripe-lemon]

passing advice:

do literally whatever the hell you want and fuck whatever anyone else says. nobody gives a gaf

[miiilowo]

thisis a post about becoming a mafia goon

[pillowspace]

two apples 🍎🍎 tall for what purpose...?

[bsideboy-deactivated20241004]

YOUR MUTUAL'S NEW UGLY GUY PHASE

Round 1

[RED ALERT]

incoming spam

WAVE 1/52

OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[meowmikyu]

babygirl I’m capable of getting disproportionately upset about things you can’t even begin to comprehend

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[furryprovocateur]

honey? i looked in the files and i noticed something strange. your theme is called "the woman who must kill him" and mine is "he who must die in his lover's arms". weird right? like first of all, my pronouns are they/them.