Sprinkle Ciggy

I am an old person who goes to bed at both 5am and 6pm. Nicola weeeeeeeeeeee

[cheddar-baby]

Deathbed Mario: im-a so tired.

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[tragicburnout]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[halondrus]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[borderlands-disorder]

[willgrahamscock]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the moderate/neutral pervert

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[dumbpuppyfag]

too many of u act playfully disrespectful to strangers on here

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[oneheadtoanother]