Ichigo | She/Her | Most stories may have suggestive context, so I will not allow minors to be here | Lowkey an OC RP account but not really| Technically a writing dump account
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So this account is technically an RP account since I'm RP-ing as Ichigo Katsukawa, my obey me mc. There's also my friend's MC Haruka Kazawa in some of my stories. The scripts posted are purely based on role play, and we're sorry if they seemed different or out of character. Also, all credits go to NNT Solmare for creating this game and its characters.
With that being said, allow me to put my master list here :
Master List 1
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The second master list is filled with Ichigo's profile and anything related to her. In this blog, I might've posted some headcanons regarding the brothers. But since I'm a multifandom, I might end up reblogging something or just do some sht posting here and there. I hope you guys don't mind^^
I hope you guys enjoy your stay on this blog and have fun!
We don’t wanna be CEO. We aren’t in girl boss mode. Zero interest in being rich—if we came into a windfall of money we would likely help others until it was gone.
If you think you are an INFJ and that doesn’t fit you, check ISFJ, INTJ, INTP, or literally any other type. 😏
After settling in the dormitory the next day, it was time for their classes. Not even one second after they got out of their room, the two girls felt the demons staring at them.
"What?" Haruka asks confusedly.
"Why is your uniform different?" Mammon dumbly asked.
"It's customized, duh?" Ichigo answers with a shrug.
"Yeah, fashionable reasons!" Haruka adds with a nod.
"You guys can do that?!" Asmo gasps. "I want that too! My uniform's so boring!!"
"I mean, you can just buy another uniform... can you?" Haruka asks confusedly.
The demon brothers blinked at Haruka's words, "I don't think that's possible..." Satan points out.
"Why not? Of course, you can! Lady Lania customized this for us..." Haruka asks.
"Oh, congratulations...." He replies sarcastically. "We don't have your privileges!"
"Satan! Don't be rude!" Asmo scolds him. "Sorry about him. He hasn't got his coffee yet."
"You-!"
"What?" Asmo scoffs. "Anyways, Haruka, let's go!" He exclaims, holding Haruka's hand to take her to class.
"Wait, but your break-" Beel was about to remind them about breakfast, but Asmo answered him with, "JUST EAT THEM!!"
"What?!" Haruka gasps.
"I'm getting you food," Asmo replies.
"Really?" Haruka asks.
"Yeah, there's this good cafe I want to show you! They sell the best snacks!" Asmo replies.
At the same time, the others eat their breakfast in the dining room. They all eat silently until Ichigo speaks up about how Satan treats her friend, "Why do you have to talk to her that way? She has no idea that you can't customize it..."
Satan tsk-ed, "It's clearly you guys have that privilege,"
"So? Still doesn't give you the right to be rude!" She scolds him.
In the background, you might hear munching noises from Beel and Mammon, who were invested in the drama, "Wow, first day, and Satan has gained an enemy!" Mammon gasps.
"Serves him right for being rude." Beel nods. "Are you eating that?" He asks.
"I'm still eating it!" Mammon exclaims, keeping his food near him, gatekeeping it.
"Just checking," Beel says.
Mammon huffs and eats the food he has to avoid being eaten by Beel. Back to the drama, they were at each other throats, yelling at each other until all four of them heard the door opening.
Right at the door, they see Lucifer coming into the dining room. The dining room went silent when Lucifer said, "I thought class begins at 8am."
"And what time is it?" Mammon dumbly asks.
"7.30," Lucifer replies. "So you guys better hurry up or face punishment."
Beel and Mammon's eyes widened, and they instantly ran out of the dining room to get to their class, but Satan and Ichigo? Oh, they were still arguing.
"AND THAT'S ON SKILL ISSUE, YOU LIL SH*T!" Ichigo shouts.
"SKILL ISSUE?! SKILL ISSUE YOU SAID?!" Satan shouts back.
"ENOUGH!" Lucifer exclaims, slamming the table.
Satan and Ichigo noticed Lucifer was there and went silent. Lucifer sighed as he said, "Go to class." He said.
"Yes, sir...." Ichigo said.
While Satan just rolls his eyes, getting his bag to class.
Unfortunately, Haruka got separated from Asmo during lunch because he had to run some errands, so she was alone in the cafeteria, about to buy some food. Not even one second, she feels the demons stare at her from afar.
Haruka feels uncomfortable, but she queues for her food anyway. Not long after that, she says, "Oh, you're a human, are you..."
Haruka gasped as she saw an unknown demon behind her. "Yes. Why?" She replies.
"Hm, interesting." The strange demon nods before frowning, pushing her. "Just FYI, this cafeteria belongs to us demons! Not you humans! We've had angels and that one human, and now you and pink b*tch here it's so suffocating!"
Haruka scoffs and pushes her back, "Do you own this building? Who do you think you are?"
"I, for one, am the minister's daughter." She replies.
"And I'm a--"
"Ms. Haruka!" Barbatos's voice can be heard suddenly, causing the demon lady to retreat. "I've seen this lady is bothering you. Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, but yes, they were bothering me," Haruka said. The bullying demons instantly run off the area because they know Barbatos can always tattle on them to Diavolo anytime now.
Just in time, Simeon was queuing for his food, "Well, well, isn't it the new student." He greets Haruka with a polite smile.
"Oh, uh... hello," Haruka replies with a polite nod.
Barbatos also smiles at Simeon, "Well, it seems your class got you out early."
"Oh, they usually take all the time they need to get us out." Simeon sighs. "But lucky day indeed." He nods.
"I see. Simeon, may I ask you a favor?" Barbatos asks.
"Oh, anything. Just say it." Simeon replies.
"Can you please take care of Haruka? Her mentor is missing, and not a few minutes ago, some demons decided it's a good idea to bully her." Barbatos asks.
"Oh, of course! I'd love to!" Simeon nods. "You can have lunch with me if you want to, Haruka."
After queuing for her food, Simeon accompanies Haruka to their table, "So, how's RAD so far?" He asks.
"I still get lost in the building. This campus is so huge!" She replies.
"True, it is." Simeon nods. "I got lost on my first day, too. Can't you believe my class is on level 20?"
"What?! On Level 20?!" Haruka gasps. "Mine's on level 3, so it's not difficult to find. But you're in Level 20?"
"Yeah, it's for the computer lab. We're studying how to produce books properly." He answers.
"Really? That's amazing!" Haruka gasps when she hears that. "So, like, your major is book producing?"
"Well, we study books too. Literature major here." Simeon said with a grin.
"That's amazing! Mine's fashion design." Haruka ends up grinning too.
"Ah, so you like drawing?" Simeon asks.
"Yeah, since little!" Haruka replies.
Meanwhile, on level 7, Ichigo gets out of the class sluggishly. Her energy was absorbed by a certain someone, her own mentor. He was not mean or anything, but he's a stuck-up. She sighs as she leans to the wall.
"God, why-" She grumbles.
Suddenly, someone leans to the wall beside her, "You okay?"
Ichigo gasps when she sees this stranger, removing herself from the wall, "Who--"
"Calm down, it's just me," Solomon said. "I'm Solomon, Mr. Viz's assistant."
"Oh, hello!" She greets him, giving him a polite nod. How could she be so impolite to a senior?!
Solomon smiles, "You don't seem well. Are you really okay?"
"I don't know...." She sighs. "You know my mentor, right?"
"Satan? Oh yeah, he's the pain in the ass." Solomon nods.
"Really? He's being an ass to you too?" Ichigo asks.
"Oh, ho, you don't know what he did!" Solomon laughs. "We were rivals. Both of us are equally skilled in this lesson, and did he not slander me enough to the point Mr. Viz would kick me out of class?"
"What?! That's terrible!" Ichigo gasps.
"Yeah, it was." Solomon nods. "Know what? I suggest you switch mentors. Your mental health would be troubled if you stick with him."
"Hm... true, but can we exchange students switch mentors?" She asks again.
"Of course you can! It's only the first day!" Solomon chuckles. "C'mon, let's go!" He holds her hand to take her to Lucifer's office.
In Lucifer's office, he's still busy working with more documents here and there. Solomon didn't even knock. He just opened the door.
"Lucifer, emergency!" He exclaims.
"Next time, KNOCK!" Lucifer scolds him.
"Sorry, sorry. It's just this new exchange student needs a mentor change." Solomon explains.
"Mentor change? What's wrong with Satan?" Lucifer turns confused for sure.
"Satan has been bullying a lot of students. Sure, it's not physical like those spoiled brats, but Satan has been really harsh to them. So please, for Ichigo's and the next new student's sake, just leave the mentoring to me." Solomon replies.
"I'll see about that then." Lucifer nods. "I'll investigate it further. I can't decide blindly over one side of a story."
"Lucifer! Did you not see her?! She was drained!" Solomon exclaims.
"But I can't make this decision on my own!" Lucifer replies just as loudly. "Please let me discuss this with the board."
"Alright..." Solomon sighs. "C'mon, Ichigo." He leads Ichigo out of the office.
"Thank you, Lucifer!" She calls out to him when Solomon ushers her out.
Lucifer sighs. Ichigo truly is a sunshine, and having that sunshine being bullied by Satan? That sounds terrible already! He decides to make a phone call to put this to an end,
"Lord Diavolo, can we please have a board meeting this afternoon?" He asks.
The RAD introduction continues for a few days filled with campus tours, book buying, signing up for a student ID, and many other things. Today is the third day of orientation of new students and Lucifer is currently explaining how things worked. How many student credits they're credit, how long are they studying there, and their mentors for each majors especially for the human students.
Haruka is confused to hear that, why did he specify only the human students? Weren't they all humans and new students? Weirdos.
"Why is she specifying it? We're all humans, right?" She whispers to her right.
"Not all of us." The student beside her replies.
"Oh! Like some of you are elves, fairies? That's cool!" She concludes.
In front of them Lucifer finally ends his presentation with a slide saying, 'Welcome to hell (literally)'. Haruka nods in agreement that this is hell, because studying can be hellish even for a princess.
Lucifer was about to introduce the students their supposedly mentor but, suddenly they see the ceiling opening up into a portal and a girl drops from there! She was screaming! luckily Barbatos is quick enough to kick a huge cushion, so she won't get hurt.
"Ichigo..." Diavolo gasps.
"Uh...where am I?" She asks.
"You're in RAD." One of the demon brothers replied awkwardly. He has strawberry blonde hair and sunset eyes.
"Ah, I must be in Italy!" She concludes.
"Where's Italy?" A white-haired demon asks.
"Wow, I have such an idiot for a brother, that's on EARTH!" A blonde scolds him.
"In that case, no, you're not." He says.
"But you told me RAD is in Italy. If this isn't Italy, where am I?" She asks again.
"No, you're in hell." Lucifer replies nonchalantly.
"The letter says Italy..." She says giving him the letter. Lucifer reads through it and glances to Diavolo who's avoiding eye contact with him.
"Ah, so it's Diavolo's work. Unfortunately, miss, you're in hell." He says, returning the letter.
"We're literally in hell?" Haruka mutters, looking around.
Ichigo is confused as she glances around, "So I'm literally in hell? Not because studying in here can be really difficult?"
"Yeah, literally in hell. Now who in their right mind would said you're going to Italy." Lucifer scoffs.
"In my defense, she lives with Sisters in a catholic oprhanage." Diavolo says causing the demon brothers to back off and the rest of the demon students to panic.
"She lives with who-"
"Mammon, calm do-"
"No, no, do you bring holy water?" Mammon asks.
"No."
The demons instantly sigh in relief, "But do you bring a bible?" One of them asks.
"I think?"
"EEEEEH?!"
"Guys, calm down, the bible won't hurt you unless I read through it!" She exclaims.
"I got burned by an Al-Quran once! Do not bring that thing near me!" A demon student exclaims.
"Why would I? Unless you're attacking me...." She shrugs.
"Everyone, settle down!" Lucifer tries to calm them down. "It's just a book, it won't hurt you."
"What if she's a catholic? Bunch of racist..." Haruka grumbles.
"It's scary! Because we're demons!" One of the demon student replies to her grumbling.
"Demons? Aren't you guys human too? Maybe not demons, perhaps elves?" She asks because she notices their ears being pointed like elves.
"No, we're demons and you're literally in hell!" They exclaim.
"Wait... WHAT?!" She exclaims in surprised. 'Oh wait, I have that protection blessing, I'll be okay.' Haruka sighs in relief and sits on her seat calmly.
Lucifer sighs and asks one more time to Ichigo, "Do you have any holy relics with you?"
"You mean this?" She asks showing him a cross necklace.
"EEEH?!"
"Alright, EVERYONE, RETURN TO YOUR SEATS!" Lucifer sighs once again.
"Including you! Do not go near me!" Mammon exclaims.
"Mammon-" Lucifer warns him.
Mammon grins awkwardly and gets off his back. Ichigo rolls her eyes and goes to her seat. Lucifer sighs and finally introduces the mentors to the new students, especially for the human ones.
"So, based on your major especially the main majors, you will have mentors. If you choose business, you will be guided by (unfortunately) Mammon, if you picked Oceanology, you will be guided by Leviathan...."
Haruka perks up at the time, fricking Leviathan, the sea dragon is here! That's amazing!
"Fashion design will be guided by Asmodeus, Latin will be guided by Satan..."
"That's literally his name? Satan?" Ichigo asks from her seat.
"Yes, that's literally my name. What? You got a problem with it?" Satan asks.
"Just asking..." Ichigo shrugs.
"Last but not least, the international communication majors will be guided by Beel. That is all. You may go to your mentors and settle down with your majors." Lucifer finishes his announcement.
The new students lined up by their mentors to get a tour guide for their classes. Honestly business and international communication is PACKED! Fashion design major is mostly packed with female students while Latin...not so much. Oceanology is ironically not as crowded but for humans it's unusual for oceanology to be full of students.
After the tour guide per major, Ichigo returns to her dorm, Barbatos did tell her where it was and luckily she didn't get lost. She was about to enter the dormitory just to see Satan entering with her,
"Why are you following me?" She asks.
"Because this is where I stay...?" He replies, glancing up to the label 'House of Lamentation'.
"Huh? I though boys and girls are supposed to have different buildings...?" She asks, backing away. Kinda creeped out.
"No, it's the same building but don't worry, I live in a different floor." He replies.
"Ah, okay." She sighs in relief and enters the building mansion to unpack in her dorm room. Ichigo is still struggling to get her luggage to the second floor because it's SO HEAVY!
Suddenly someone takes the luggage from her hand, "Here let me help," he says.
"O-Oh, Beel. Yeah, thanks." She says.
Beel didn't say anything further and helps her with her things although she feels bad because those are her things but then again, who is she to reject such kindness!
"There you go! This is your room, right?" He asks opening the door.
"Yeah...thanks." Ichigo says as Beel puts the luggage down.
"No need to thank me, but if you really wanna thank me, you can always treat me some food." He replies.
Ichigo side eyes him because she does have some money, but she hasn't turn it into their currency, "Right..."
"Well, see you around. If you need anything, I'll be at that room." He says pointing to a room to their right.
"Ah, okay." She nods. "Thanks, again." She says as she enters the room, unpacking. It turns out the princess was in the same room with her!
"Oh, it's the princess..." She mutters.
“And you’re the catholic girl, right?” Haruka replies.
“Yeah, that’d be me.” She answers with a grin. “Guess we’re roommates now.”
“Yeah, guess so.” Haruka nods.
“So…how are you adjusting in hell?” Ichigo curiously asks as she unpacks.
“Eh, it’s quite alright but they kinda tricked me too. They said it’s in Italy as well.”
“Oh that’s unfortunate but hey, at least you’re not the only human around.” Ichigo shrugs. “What major are you in, by the way?”
“Fashion design, you?”
“Latin.”
“Latin?!” Haruka gaps when she hears that. “Isn’t that difficult?”
“It is, but I’ll manage.” Ichigo sighs as she continues unpacking her stuff.
Disclaimer: Sure it has elements from the game but it's with our own plot twist. Some characters might be ooc but we're trying our best :3
Part 1
One morning in Crystalist kingdom a mysterious envelope was found lying beneath the roots of the crystal tree and its leaves had been glowing since midnight. At the same time, the head wizard was passing by and saw the tree had been glowing so brightly for the past few hours. He grew curious and approached it. it turns out to be a RAD acceptance letter.
The head wizard immediately took the envelope to the throne room where the King and Queen are. He gave the envelope to the guard and let them read the letter.
The king reads through the letter, "Oh wow! This is great news! My Queen, look! Our daughter got accepted to a prestigious academy! She can finally continue her education!"
The Queen leans closer to read the letter and she's overjoyed! Her daughter can finally have a proper education after several bad tutors coming their way, "We should tell her! Oh no, we should make a congratulatory party for her!"
"That's a wonderful idea!" The King exclaims. "Here, give her this latter." He tells a maid to give it to her.
"Yes, Your Majesty." The Maid accepts the letter with a bow.
Meanwhile, on the fifth floor, Crystalia is doing her morning routine with the maids putting on her dress and another is styling her hair for today. it was such a peaceful morning for her, the birds were chirping, and it was not raining but not too hot. She smiles feeling the morning breeze from her balcony.
"Such a peaceful morning..." She says, closing her eyes and feeling the morning breeze blows her way.
Unfortunately, her daydreaming was stopped when she heard a knock, "Your Highness, there's a letter from...RAD."
"RAD?" She echoes, looking to the door. "Do come in." She says.
The maid comes in and shows her a letter from RAD. It turns out she was accepted to RAD and will be attending the school in a week...A WEEK?!
"In one week?!" She gasps. "But I haven't prepared anything!" She exclaims.
"It's okay, your highness! We'll help!" A maid exclaims.
Crystalia sighs in relief because she has her maids with her. "I'm so glad to have you guys around."
Meanwhile, a mysterious person slides an envelope through the gates. Luckily a sister picks up the envelope and looks at it, "Oh, it's for Ichigo..." She then puts it in her pocket. Unfortunately, this letter was also read by the head sister of the orphanage.
"RAD University, in Italy?" She reads.
"Yes, head sister. It's for Ichigo." the younger sister replies.
"That's good, that's good. It means she's smart enough to be invited to such a prestigious university." She says. "Give it to her then, sister."
"Yes, Head sister." The younger sister nods.
Somewhere, Ichigo is teaching the younger orphanage kids. Since she's old enough, she is appointed to care for the younger kids there.
"So, 1+1 equals to..." She starts.
"Two!!" The kids exclaim.
"Good job!" She applauds them.
Unfortunately, their learning session has to stop when she sees Sister Mary coming her way.
"Sister Mary..." She greets her. "Cmon, kiddos, what do you say to Sister Mary?"
"Good afternoon, sister Mary!" The kids greet her too.
"Aww good afternoon, kids." Sister Mary replies with a smile before facing Ichigo, "This letter is for you. You're invited to attend in RAD University in Italy!"
"Italy?!" She gasps.
"Yes, isn't that great news!" Sister Mary replies.
Ichigo reads through the letter, seeing the official stemple and Diavolo's and Lucifer's signature, but she doesn't read it much because their signature is not even that visible. Huh, such unique names for an Italian.
Suddenly, she feels the ground shaking, and a hole appears beneath her, "What the-AAAAAAAAAA!!" she got sucked into that hole and went straight down the hole.
At the same time, Crystalia, now Haruka, is in a chariot on her way to RAD. She sees a lot of mysterious beings, not that she has not seen worse but so far this area is unusually dark, and she hears screeches and screams surrounding the place. It seems to be from far away, yet it's so loud she can hear it.
"Are you sure we're going the right way?" She asks the coachman.
"Yes, your highness, this is the right way." The coachman replies yet the horse panics and screeches out of fear. "No, no, it's okay. This is the right way..." The coachman calms it down.
The horse finally calms down and eventually, she sees a building and the gate opens mysteriously on its own, yet the road is slowly shrinks,
"Your highness, unfortunately I cannot go further. The space is too small." The coachman says.
"It's okay, I can go on my own." She says.
"Alright, may the Gods be with you." The coachman replies as he blesses her with the Gods' protection. Haruka thanks him and continues walking into the gates.
"Why is it so empty? Where's everyone?" She looks around as she walks further. As time passed, she sees a door opening by itself. Haruka looks into the door entering it and finds a teal haired man in a suit,
"Welcome, you must be Haruka." He greets her. "I'm Barbatos, I will be your guide today."
"Yes, I'm Haruka. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." She replies giving him a polite nod.
"Wonderful, right this way." Barbatos gives her a tour through the dormitory. It's unfortunate that the dormitory is empty but eventually they reach her room.
"Here's your room, you will also have a roommate but she's from a really far place and it will take time for her to arrive." Barbatos says.
"Ah, I see..." Haruka nods. "Thank you for your guidance, Mr. Barbatos."
"Barbatos is fine, no need for those honorifics. I'm just a mere tourguide." He smiles.
"Ah, alright, Barbatos." She nods. Barbatos returns her smile, and the door closes itself.
Hello, it's moi, the most beautiful being of all time, the gorgeous, the one and only, Asmodeus Morningstar! Now I know what you're wondering, what's happening today Asmo? What happened with those two couples? Biss, you think I watched them 25/8? Well yes but also no. I'm here to tell you something extremely weird and that's from my ex of thousands of years ago. You've guessed it, it's Solomon.
It all started after the party, I know y'all probably thinking, but Asmo you go to the fangol competition with him, he's your date! Yea I know, he is my date but we're not together either. We broke up after Michael somewhat decides to "help" him during his troubles and blames all his whore-ness on me. I mean sure I'm a whore, I admit it. I sleep around, flirt around but his whore-ness is not on me. That's on him. You think I want him going around flirting with ladies and have that many concubines? Biss no! I don't want that! I wanna be the main priority. I mean who doesn't, right? But here we are, we broke up and the rest is history.
Okay, I need to stop rambling. So, the weirdness is we...bang. We bang during the party when Ichigo and Beel went home. How do I know? Sure, I was tipsy, but I know when I bang. So apparently, we banged somewhere in that venue. Right after that, he starts to really approach me. You know, I really know when someone is approaching me. Why do you think I know how Beel and Haruka has feelings for Ichigo and Satan? I'm the avatar of lust, mind you.
Well after the whole banging fiasco, he starts to act more nicely towards me, more flirtatiously despite flirting with Ichigo 25/8 like always. Still a whore as always (rolls eyes) but of course I love attention so why not.
"Oh my, your attention is that easily shifted?" I teased.
"What?" Solomon asks me confusedly.
"You heard me, your attention is so easily shifted. You were flirting with me earlier and now your eyes are on Ichigo. Still a whore after all these years, aren't you?" I reply. smirking.
"Asmo-" He warns me, but my smirk goes wider, I know I'm right and he knows that too.
"Plus, I doubt she wants you. Her heart belongs to my little brother. I tried and got 0 response besides friendzone. What do you think you, someone who has lower skills in flirting can get?" I taunt him.
"Asmo, are you here to hang out with me or to degrade me?!" Solomon asks offendedly.
"Both." I reply. "Besides, I know you're into that-"
"Okay that's enough!" Solomon stops me, closing my mouth with his hands. I simply lick his hand causing him to pull away, cringing. "Ew!"
"Yeah? Says the one who enjoys me sucking on your finger when you fu-"
"Stop it! We're in public!" He scolds.
"Fine, I'll stop to safe your face." I scoff, sipping my drink. "Just so you know, if you want us to reunite, it'll never happen. One, I'm over you. Two, you're still a whore, and three, I'm also a whore. It's not gonna work out."
"Yeah and? You think I want to date you again? After what you've done to me?!"
"What I've done to you?" I repeat scoffing. "You're a whore even before you make that contract with me! I've seen you bang those princesses and noble ladies when you told the public it's a political marriage to prevent war! Don't bullsht me!
Those words luckily shut him up, "If you have nothing else to say, I'm going home. Talking to you will only ruin my skin with stress. If you wanna whore around at least do it correctly. Never target someone taken." I said. "An exception if they're a whore just like you are." I add before walking away.
3rd Pov
As soon as Asmo walks away Solomon scoffs. He used to think that demon is the same as before, easy to manipulate. Evil and mischievous sure but still naive with less experience and yet here he is.
"I wouldn't continue if I were you." A familiar voice said.
"My goodness!" Solomon gasps to find Ichigo with Beel. That pink haired girl has her arms cross above her chess and behind her is Beel glaring at him menacingly.
"As I said, I wouldn't approach him if I were you. I read your history and your gaslighting towards him. I live with nuns before coming here so I know your story pretty well Solomon." She said.
"So?"
"So, either you stop being a whore and approach him properly or suffer in Beel's hands. He's a very protective brother fyi, or should I report this to Lucifer instead?" She threatens.
"You wouldn't dare..."
"I dare. Asmo's my best friend and if you ever cross him, I might castrate you here and now!" Again, she threatens him.
Solomon rolls his eyes as he gets up, getting out of the cafe. Ichigo sighs and glances to Beel, "Will Asmo be okay?"
"Not sure, he's probably till in denial." Beel says.
"True..." Ichigo nods before holding Beel's hand, "Let's get the cookies!"
At house of lamentation, Asmo's room is a mess. Luckily none of his beauty products are damaged but his vanity mirror is destroyed for sure. Even Satan gasp at the sight, the last time he saw this is when Solomon dump Asmo and have Michael zap him with the holy lightning.
"Asmo, you good?" He asks.
"What does it look like?!" Asmo asks back glaring at him. "OUT! NOW!" His voice literally drops a few octaves causing Satan's eyes to widen and nods, exiting. He may be the avatar of wrath, but Asmo's anger is not to mess with.
Everyone in that mansion can hear Asmo's anger even Lucifer who's working on some document in his studies. He's heard that scream before, he has heard his brother's cries. The first is during the fall, the second is when he returns because Solomon is torturing him, the third and last time is when Solomon dumps him and have Michael torture him. He decides to put his pen down and goes to Asmo's room, knocking first.
"Asmodeus?"
"Not now, Lucifer..."
"Can we please talk about it? I'm really worried." Lucifer asks.
The room went quiet, and he heard the lock turn, Asmodeus unlocks his door and Lucifer's eyes widen at the sight. A broken vanity mirror ripped sheets and his face tainted with melted mascara.
"What happened?" He asks as he enters, closing the door. "Breath, Asmo, what happened?" He tries to calm Asmo down who's tearing up again.
"I.... I can't do this anymore! Why is he in the exchange student program?!" Asmo shouts.
"We've been through this, Asmo. He has to be here, he's one of the most powerful humans out here." Lucifer says.
"Then why on Rad?! Why Rad?! Of all schools why is it Rad?! Why must he be in the same school with me when you know well I have trauma. That man tortured me! He even asked Michael to torture me!" Asmo cries to Lucifer's chest as his eldest brother pats him, trying to comfort although very difficult for him as the avatar of pride.
Even it needs five minutes full of hesitation to go to Asmo's room and ask. But the girls did teach him communication and as the eldest he has to show his brothers how to communicate properly with other beings.
"I know but he's Diavolo's choice and I've told you I have no say when it comes to Diavolo's choice." Lucifer reminds him.
"I can't do this anymore, Lucifer. My heart still longs for him, but I know well he's not for me!" Asmo proceeds to cry.
"If you know he's no good, don't approach him. I've warned you." Lucifer says.
"You did, yet you know me..." Asmo mutters chuckling sadly. "I just wanna feel loved. I thought he can give me that but even then, his love is toxic. I tried to find it somewhere else but there's none..."
Lucifer for the first time actually listens to his brother. Usually, he'd just leave but here he is comforting his brother and is there to listen to him vent, he even gives him pats for comfort.
Meanwhile in purgatory hall, Simeon's eyes widen at Solomon's story, "You want to what?!"
"I wanna reunite with Asmo..."
"Am I hearing this right?"
"Yes, you are." Solomon surely says.
"Solomon, you crazy psycho!" Simeon exclaims. "You've done so much horrible things to him. You expect him to accept you again?!"
"I know he won't, which is why I'm asking you to help me be better. To be a better person so he'd accept me." Solomon says.
"Good Lord, I need to lay down..." Simeon mutters. His patience is thinning down every day and this is the reason WHY! "Let me remind you, you asked Michael to torture him!"
"He made me a whore!"
"Because you are! Even before you met him!"
"How did you know?"
"News spead fast, but if you do want to approach him, I have one thing to tell you." Simeon says with a sigh. "Quit being a whore."
"What?"
"You heard me. Quit being a whore. Stop flirting around and focus on him. He's the avatar of lust, he wants all the attention on him. If you can't give him that he'll find entertainment somewhere else. Why do you think he's whoring around now?" Simeon explains.
"So that's it? Just be loyal?" Solomon asks.
"Yes, and stop being a jerk." He adds.
"To what extent is a jerk though?" Solomon again asks.
Simeon facepalms, he can't do this. He can but he doesn't want to. If he does, The Lord Himself might punish him and Michael sure will scold him for being less patient today.
Meanwhile somewhere else, Barbatos who can actually read the past and future found something suspicious,
"Time travel? How interesting..." He mutters with a smirk as his eyes glow emerald green once he returns from his time reading.
After the couple finally come into House of lamentation, Haruka stares at Satan worried after all the scolding he gets from Ichigo,
"Are you okay? After all that?" She asks.
Satan only nods, "Yeah, all good. No damage done." He replies, shrugging it off. As if Ichigo's scolding would affect him.
"Let's get in, man it's only five and it's so chilly!" He continues.
"Oh, you're right! Let's go!" Haruka replies, agreeing to him.
So Haruka and Satan return to the house. As they return, they're welcomed with Ichigo with a whole new look. Probably Asmo's work again.
"Wow, what's with the new look?" Haruka asks.
"Clearly I did a good job at this. They're going with me to the victory party. Quite rare for Beel to go there if I say so myself." Asmo replies.
"You did actually, she looks amazing!" Haruka compliments.
"I do?" Ichigo asks.
"For the 999th time, yes you do. Even Beel can't stop staring at you." Asmo responds. "Yes, Beel, you're caught in 4k. Shush." He adds as Beel was about to protest.
"Objectively, she does look gorgeous." Satan says. "Objectively, don't glare at me like that."
"Sure, sure." Ichigo says rolling her eyes before reaching out to Beel's hand, "Cmon, Beel, let's go."
Beel nods as he accepts her hand, going to the party with Asmo tailing behind them because he's also invited. Once they arrived at the party, the word huge would be an understatement because everyone is basically there, it's really crowded. The fangol team members, some of the audience and the cheerleading team are there, maybe more guests are also there. The music can also be heard from afar and there are lights of several colors around the venue.
'Whoever set this party really went all out and predict the victory huh?' She thought as she stares at everything.
"Hey, you, okay? You're a bit blanked out..." Beel asks, grabbing Ichigo's attention back to him.
"Yeah, I am. It's really pretty especially the lights." She replies with a grin.
"I see. Wanna go in?" Beel offers.
"Sure, let's go in." She replies.
The two got into the venue and just as they thought, it was a huge party and the next thing they knew Beel's teammates greet him and drag him away to the party to celebrate their victory, leaving Ichigo alone in the middle of the venue, confused.
For now, she just shrugs and go to find some food. At the same time, Beel protests because Ichigo is left alone there but his friends told him not to worry about it.
"She'll be fine. Let's celebrate our victory! You're the reasons we won Afterall!" He exclaims.
"Yeah...but still..." Beel protests again.
"Don't worry. We'll return you to your girlfriend if we ever find her." Another says, reassuring him.
"...Fine..." Beel sighs and complies.
Back at the middle of the venue, Ichigo is searching for snacks and drinks. She did got her snack but all of the drinks there are all alcohol and she can't drink alcohol because of low tolerance and her health condition so she decides to ask around if there are any non-alcoholic drinks.
"There's one right there. They have all kinds of soda." The person says.
"Oh okay, thanks a lot." Ichigo replies with a smile as she goes to that stand, little did she know the sodas are just the same.
After some time, Beel is finally free from his friends and currently looking for Ichigo. It's supposed to be easy since she has an all pink outfit with her pink hair and her pink ribbon but thanks to the lights it's not that easy.
Luckily, he finally finds her, talking to someone at the couch and it's one of his teammates but it was in a flirty way? He tilts his head confusedly before sniffing the air. Ah, she's drunk! At the same time, the said teammate notices Beel and literally panics.
"Dude, I swear I did nothing! Stop glaring at me!" He exclaims. "Hey, look, that's your boyfriend! He's coming to get you." He told her.
Ichigo tilts her head confusedly before seeing where the guy points at. A drunken smile appears on her face as she runs to Beel, literally throwing herself on him.
"Oh wow. Hello to you too." He greets, catching her in time.
"Hi..." She replies, super tipsy. "Where were you? I thought you left me..."
"Oh no, never! I was just celebrating with my friends and now I can find you." He says. "I'm all yours, now."
"Good!" She exclaims but she suddenly feels nausea. "Beel, where's the nearest toilet? I don't feel good..."
"Uh.... I'll get you there, don't worry!" Beel exclaims as he helps Ichigo to the toilet. Luckily they got there in time and now she's puking everything out of her stomach.
"I'm never drinking alcohol again!" She groans in pain as she continues puking.
"There, there. I'm sorry for not being there for you. I think they infuse all the drinks with alcohol." Beel says.
"No wonder..." Ichigo mutters with a sigh.
"Do you wanna go home?" Beel offers. Ichigo nods as she clings to him.
"Can you walk?" He asks.
"I don't know..." She trails out trying to stand but like a wounded fawn she falls on him. Yep, she's too weak to walk now.
"Okay, I'll carry you home. Let's go." Beel says, dragging her out of the venue before putting her on his back.
"What about your brother? Will he be okay?" Ichigo asks as she holds on Beel's neck so she won't fall.
"He'll be fine. He's with Solomon or some random demon. But most of the time he's safe." Beel replies.
"I see... why don't we just wait for him?" Ichigo asks.
"You're in no condition to wait on him. You're drunk and tonight is very cold. I don't want you to catch a cold." Beel replies. "Don't worry about Asmo, he'll make it."
"...Okay if you say so." Ichigo nods with a pout.
On their way home, Beel curiously ask Ichigo what did she consume throughout the party.
"Well, I had their food of course those are good but the drinks... the last thing I drank was mango slushie. That thing is good!" She replies.
"Mango slushie? Hmmm that's probably infused with alcohol as well. Tsk. They're not considerate enough to prepare non-alcoholic drinks." Beel says.
"It's okay. What do you expect from a demon anyway?" Ichigo says, leaning on Beel.
"True..." Beel nods agreeing to her before adjusting his hold so Ichigo won't fall.
Meanwhile at house of lamentation, Satan gave Haruka a novel book in his room. It's in romance genre, clearly this man is giving codes that he returns her feelings but unfortunately Haruka rejects it since she's not a book reader.
"Ah, you're not a book reader? That's too bad." Satan says.
"I can always give it to Ichigo. She can read that for me." Haruka replies.
"Nah, I can read it for you if you want." Satan offers.
"Well, it is a long book, that can mean I should be here for a long time..." Haruka mutters. "I'll just take that." She says, grabbing the book with a grin.
"Anyways, I'm going down for some drink. You want anything?" Satan suddenly offers.
"Milk tea if that exist. Taro flavor to be exact." Haruka replies. "But regular milk tea is fine if it's not around, or just water, you know...."
"Gotcha. I'll be right back. Stay here for a while, okay?" Satan asks before going to the kitchen to get their drinks.
Once he's gone, Haruka uses this oppurtunity to go back to her room and actually clean up. Today's been a long day and she feels nasty. So she took her bath, change her clothes, all that.
As she does that, Satan is currently making her requested milk tea. At the same time, Levi comes out from his room due to hunger and finds Satan in the kitchen.
"Oh wow, that's some awesome drink you got there! Who's it for?" Levi asks.
"Haruka, of course." Satan answers not even looking up from the counter.
"Tsk. Such a simp." Levi mutters under his breath as he opens the fridge to get his drink. "Ayo, where's the spicy pizza?"
"What spicy pizza?" Satan asks back.
"My spicy pizza! I put that in the fridge so I can snack on it at night. Where did it go?!" Levi asks again.
Satan only shrugs, "No idea. Probably Beel did it." He says, leaving the kitchen with Levi metaphorically deflating because of his long-gone spicy pizza. Once he arrived back to his room, he finds Haruka gone.
"Where could she be? I told her to stay here though..." He mutters to himself, getting out of his room to find Haruka. He tries the music room, some of his brother's room earning him a glare specfically from Lucifer but does he care? No. Another was a whole screech by Mammon who's changing and he knows that she won't be in Asmo's or Beel's or even Levi's room because those two are out and Levi is gaming alone. So he finally checks on her room and when he does he earns a smack right on his face with a pillow.
"KNOCK FIRST BEFORE YOU OPEN THE DOOR!" Haruka scolds him.
"Are you...?"
"Decent? No! I'm still using my pants! Out!" Haruka shouts.
"Then I'll just put the drink here..." Satan awkwardly says before exiting the door to let her change. Once she's done, Haruka finally lets him in and they spend the night chit chatting here and there, pretty much getting to know each other. One thing for sure, Asmo's advice is working on them.
"I wonder... When are they gonna get home...?" Haruka wonders.
"Probably midnight? They're in a party after all." Satan replies.
"True. Maybe I shouldn't wait on them and just sleep this off..." Haruka says.
"Then I'll accompany you. Is that okay?" Satan offers.
"I think that's okay. But don't force yourself, if you get sleepy just go back to your room. Don't worry about me." Haruka says.
"Sure." That's what he said with a nod as he sits on the edge of her bed while Haruka tucks herself to sleep.
Now back to Beel and Ichigo, they finally arrived home around 11 PM. Honestly, Beel already expects Lucifer to be waiting for them because 11 PM is quite late to get home especially from a party. So, when he opens the door, there he is, Lucifer at the second floor staring down at them in disappointment and now turn worry as soon as he sees Ichigo being on Beel's back.
"What happened?" He asks after he rushed down to see Ichigo's condition.
"She accidentally drank some alcoholic drink. It turns out they infused every single drink there with alcohol." Beel replies.
"Don't tell me you left her side! Where's Asmo?!" Lucifer asks frantically.
"Asmo is still there, you know him and partying and well... I got dragged by my friends to celebrate for a bit. It's just for a while but it turns out all the drinks are alcoholic." Beel explains.
"My goodness... You should've stayed by her side! Devildom is dangerous for these humans, and you know that! What if someone did things to her?!" Lucifer scolds him.
"I know, I didn't mean to do that..." Beel says regretfully.
Lucifer let out a sigh before dismissing him, "Fine, I'll let this slide for once."
Beel literally beams at Lucifer's sudden kindness and nods, going to the second floor to return Ichigo to the room. But here's where things got awkward. As Beel arrives at her room, opening it quietly he sees green eyes glaring at him.
"Satan, what in the devil's name are you doing here?" He asks.
"Accompanying Haruka." Satan replies nonchalantly, as if it's something so trivial.
"Get off, that's Ichigo's bed." Beel says.
"Fine." Satan rolls his eyes, getting off the bed to let Ichigo sleep there. "You let her drink alcohol?!"
"I did not! Those guys infused everything with alcohol without my knowledge." Beel replies.
"Oh wow. Your friends seem to be like those kinda being huh?" Satan concludes.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Beel asks.
"Alcoholics. Ironic for an athlete to be an alcoholic." Satan replies with a smirk.
"They're not, I'm not. The cheerleaders are the one who set the party." Beel answers, leaving the room. "Cmon, you have to leave too. Give them some privacy."
Satan sigh but he knows Beel is right, so he did. The two exit the room and they meet the red eyes of Lucifer again.
"Satan, why are you in their room?" Lucifer asks.
"Stop being nosy and deal with your own business, you, prideful prick!" Satan replies, walking away.
I think what pisses me off most about the Wednesday fandom is that so many are intentionally ignoring the fact that Tyler is MEANT to be a tragic character because he is a Hyde. We basically have it beaten over our heads that Hydes are the outcasts of outcasts, deemed too difficult to help, and therefore abandoned and left to their own devices, basically giving them no way to NOT be tortured into being someone’s slave or ultimately having something tragic or awful happen to them that forces out their Hyde and leaving them to become a monster and/or get killed.
So many people blame Tyler for every bad thing that happened in this first season when he LITERALLY had no option but to do exactly as Laurel wished. He was TOLD to go murder the people he murdered, he was TOLD to get Wednesday to trust him, he was TOLD to go after Eugene, he had no CHOICE but to obey, it’s literally in the show’s lore. And we are both told AND shown what lengths Laurel went to to literally torture this teenage boy into becoming a monster that was FORCED to obey her. Not only that, but all that “mama” talk and physical touch is gag-worthy. SHE is the true monster who wanted everyone dead, and she ruined that boy’s life to try and get what she wanted. And the show INTENTIONALLY shows AND tells you all that.
We are SHOWN how Tyler was chained, beaten, poisoned to bring the Hyde out, to become Laurel’s perfect slave. And still so many see HIM as the “true villain,” stating that if he was truly “good” he never would’ve done all he did. Meanwhile the lore has TOLD you, Hydes have no choice. But WAY too many disregard this plot point entirely simply because they see it as something to cling to for their preferred ship to happen. That’s infuriating to me, truly. Not only from a standpoint of really loving Tyler as a character, but also from a standpoint of it being apparent to ME of where the story is going, and knowing that so much of the fandom is gonna be pissed off about it because it’s Tyler-centric.
We are given so much information about “Hydes have been banned from Nevermore for 30 years,” “Faulkner was studying Hydes but he died before he could finish his research,” “nobody knows for sure if, once unlocked, Hydes are only monsters or if the person they were is still in there.” Between all this within the narrative itself and Hunter talking about how he’s excited to explore the duality of the Real Tyler versus the Hyde next season, I think it’s obvious that Wednesday and Tyler are basically going to get to the bottom of this “are Hydes all 100% bad and dangerous” problem themselves, and the result of their research will probably get Hydes accepted back into Nevermore.
Wednesday already knows how unjust the whole system is, she mentions it FREQUENTLY in the first season. Once she gets past feeling betrayed by what happened in season one, it’s likely going to weigh on her that someone she cared about deeply enough to bring her walls down for, to actually seek out to KISS, was so hurt by this system that he ended up doing all he did. And Tyler is inevitably returning, the writers have talked about how we’re going to learn more about Tyler and explore his true feelings for Wednesday. They’ll be brought back together, no doubt. And thus, the deep dive on Hydes will probably begin.
I don’t care what you ship, I don’t even care if you really LIKE Tyler as a character, but I DO care that so many have made him out to be a pure villain simply because that suits their own personal narrative better, and makes them feel like it’s more likely their preferred ship will win the “war.” Like, try and WATCH a show, actually WATCH it, and not simply cling to bits and pieces that suit the storyline you’ve made up in your head. You’re SUPPOSED to hate LAUREL, you’re supposed to, at the very least, wonder if the Real Tyler is still in there, if he can be helped, and you are SUPPOSED to feel some pity for the boy who was forced into becoming an enslaved monster.
The next few days, things are going well especially with Haruka's crush on Satan. They're getting close day by day and Asmo's can't help but rejoice because of this with a little bit of pride in it because look him smirking in victory because his advice works,
"See, told you~" he says. "But be careful though, he can be really territorial when he's jealous."
"I don't think he's one to get jealous actually..." Haruka trails out.
"You'll see." Asmo replies.
Suddenlly their door is opened by Levi who wants to play games with Haruka. He doesn't even knock; he just bangs the door open so hard Asmo drops his brush!
"For the love of God, KNOCK!" Asmo scolds him.
"Can't." Levi replies not caring about Asmo. "Haruka, let's go! It's our gaming day!"
"It is? It is?!" Haruka gasps. "Uh...sure let's go! See you around, Asmo!" She exclaims, going with Levi.
As the door close, Asmo sighs as he continues with his makeup.
"I'm surrounded by idiots..." He mutters to himself as he brushes the blush-on to his face. "Will this be too much for the fangol game? Nah, I think I look perfect~"
In the living room there's Satan reading one of his novels on the couch, just chilling until he sees Ichigo walking out with Beel.
"Really now? You're wearing that?" Oh, the tone! It's so degrading, it made Ichigo's blood boil!
"That's coming from someone who can't use their outer properly!" Ichigo shots back.
"It's for the game, she's coming to watch." Beel says.
"Oh. But it's so...orange..." Satan replies.
"So? It's the fangol team's color. Deal with your own bussiness if all you do is degrade people. As if you're no lower being yourself!" Ichigo snaps. "Let's go, Beel! Can't miss your game." She said with a huff.
"After you." Beel says as Ichigo walks pass him before he follows behind.
Satan is now left alone, rolling his eyes but he hears Levi and Haruka talking LOUDLY across the room.
"What kind of game are we playing again?" That's Haruka for sure.
"Well lots, I mean we can play the Sims, kingdom hearts, mario kart, hey I think we can also play the new game I bought!" Yep, that's Levi.
Their loudness does annoy him, so he snaps his book close, rolling his eyes. He even tsk-ed due to such annoyance until he sees Asmo sitting beside him.
"So, I sense some jealousy~" He starts.
"Definitely not but what's up with your...." Satan replies confusedly pointing to Asmo's whole look.
"What?" Asmo confusedly asks.
"It's so orange!" He replies.
"It's the theme, duh!" Asmo answers as if it's the most obvious thing.
"God, first it's Ichigo now it's you." He grumbles.
"Hey, don't talk about fashion when you can't even wear your outer properly." Asmo teases causing his brother to glare at him.
"What do you want?" Satan finally asks.
"Nothing! I'm just looking out for you! You're my brother so I have to look out for you too~" Asmo replies playfully.
"I start to doubt that that's your intention." Satan says.
"Hm, but I do sense some jealousy in you." Again, with the teasing!
"I'm not and stop putting your nose in other beings' business!" Satan scolds him, walking away.
Asmo pouts watching his brother leave before huffing and start to play with his phone on the couch instead. He does intend to leave for the game anyways but Solomon his date isn't coming anytime soon so here he is.
Meanwhile, Levi and Haruka are gaming like crazy. They went from Kingdom hearts to final fantasy, Mario Kart and more games.
"This one's a new one! You remember my fave, Ruri-chan don't you?" Levi says as he puts the dvd into the PS4 dvd slot.
"I do, he's like your favorite of all anime characters." Haruka replies.
"I actually wanna cosplay as her but I just haven't got a chance yet. Too shy." Levi says. "I've bought all the things I need but yea..."
"Don't worry about it! I'm sure you'll look great!" Haruka says trying to motivate him.
"You think so?" Levi asks.
"Yeah! I mean you can always try it on and show me?" Haruka asks back.
"I won't mind but don't tell anyone about this, okay?"
"I won't."
At the same time in RAD's fangol field, everyone is already there to watch the game including Ichigo. Since she's here for Beel here she is sitting alone until someone pats her on her shoulder,
"Hey," The person greets her.
"Solomon!" She gasps.
"Sup, watching the game too?" He starts.
"I am, yes. What brings you here?" She replies.
"Same thing, but also Asmo's in the cheer team." He answers.
"Ah, right..." That's all she said nodding.
The game finally starts after a few minutes and Ichigo is now so invested in the game, she's cheering so loud along with the other fangol audience,
"Oh my God! That's so close! Let's go, Beel! Go for it!" She shouts trying to motivate Beel as if he'd hear her.
While Solomon just eats popcorns by his seat until he tugs Ichigo's shirt to get her attention,
"What?"
"You want me to use magic to make them win?" He offers.
"Are you crazy?! That's cheating!" She scolds him.
"Not if anyone knows." The reply annoys Ichigo in so many ways that she actually smacks him with her purse.
"No! It's still cheating and Beel won't like it! Stop trying to make things worse than it already is!" Ichigo scolds.
"Yes, ma'am." Solomon says as he raises his hands, surrendering. "I'll just help you with the cheering... CMON BEEL! YOU GOT THIS, CMON MAN!"
"YOU CAN DO IT BEEL!!" Ichigo shouts again, cheering to Beel who's currently carrying the rugby throughout the field.
Down there, Beel's focus is actually quite off with how his opponent starts to catch up with the score, even his friends are worried about it too.
"You think we should go with plan B?" One of his teammates asks.
"Maybe we should, it's probably our way to win this game and go to the finals." Beel replies.
"Plan B it is. What do you think, Coach?" Another asks.
"If that's what it takes, then Plan B it is." The coach replies.
The team nods as they go back to the field going with Plan B. The strategy with Plan B is quite different since they didn't put Beel at the front, instead he's at the back, surprising everyone.
"They put him in the back...?" Solomon comments confusedly.
"For a distraction perhaps?" Ichigo replies just as confused.
Back in house of lamentation, Haruka finally took her break from gaming and decide to get some water. On the way she bumps on Satan who's busy reading a book.
"Oh Haruka, didn't see you there!" Satan gasps as soon as he sees her.
"Clearly, you need to stop putting your nose in that book. You might crash on something or worse got into a trap." Haruka warns.
Satan sighs and decides to change the topic, "Done playing?"
"Nah, I'm on a break. Today's is full gaming day, so yeah." She replies.
"I see, how unfortunate." The tone is clear sarcasm causing Haruka to raise her eyebrows confusedly, but Satan walks away anyway.
"Weirdo..." She mutters before going to fill her bottle.
After meeting Haruka, Satan walks all the way to Levi's room and inside Levi is still tidying some things so he doesn't bother to answer the door when Satan knocks.
"Just come in," He says.
Once the door was opened it was silence causing Levi to be confused, so he turns back and he legit SCREAMED.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"You told me to get in." Satan replies sarcastically.
"I thought you're Haruka!" Levi shouts.
"Well, you thought wrong." Another sarcastic answer is given by Satan.
"Why are you even here?! You're literally a nerd!" Levi asks frustratedly.
"Just checking on you two, you do take a LONG time in there." Satan answers.
"What?! Hold on... You're seriously jealous because we're playing together?!" Levi asks.
"Well..."
Levi didn't bother letting Satan finish, he instantly sniff the air and he gawks,
"You are jealous. It's obvious." Levi concludes
"I'm not!" Satan denies it all, clearly.
"Dude, I'm literally the avatar of envy and I can sense this. Your jealousy is off chart. Trust me, dude. I got nothing going on with Haruka, it's all platonic. I'm just here to game, okay?" Levi explains.
"Tsk. Whatever." The ice-cold respond cause Levi to scoff as that wrath of a demon turns around to exit but instead, they find Haruka by the door.
"Oh hi, what brings you here..." Haruka greets him. "And what's with the demonic aura?"
"Huh?"
"Your aura, it's all-over Levis' room..." Haruka trails out awkwardly.
"He's jealous." Levi teases causing Satan to glare at him in seconds and denies it as always.
"I'm not and Haruka, can you please move? I have somewhere to be." Satan says with his passive aggressive smile.
"Okay...?" Haruka awkwardly slides away with a nod as Satan exist Levi's room to God knows where. "Such a weirdo..."
"You bet!" Levi agrees with a nod. "Your whole relationship with him is weird."
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Haruka asks offendedly.
"Not in a bad way, it feels like reading a manga. It's just so unreal you know." Levi answers. "Anyways, wanna continue?"
"...No thank you." Haruka forces a smile as she collects her things.
"Why not?" Levi asks worriedly.
"Reasons, I'll be off." Haruka says, leaving the room.
Outside the room Haruka is seen running all the way to the room loudly. Satan, who's coincidentally there, stares at her confusedly before following her out of curiosity and worry. Even the door bang tells him something is definitely up!
"Hey, Haruka?" He calls out, knocking on the door. "Are you okay there? May I come in?"
No answer, that girl needs a time on her own now but Satan is persistent. He knocks some more and asks to come in. Haruka gets annoyed and decides that he can come in.
"Fine, come in." She says.
Satan nods as he comes in to see Haruka covered in blankets. A smile appears on his face because he finds it cute.
"You good?" He asks, sitting on the edge of her bed.
Again, no answer but a huff. Even Haruka hides herself more beneath the pile of blanket.
"Just know that I'm trustworthy enough for you to vent. As someone with uncontrolled emotions I think I can be a good listener or a good advisor, whichever your choice." He says, patting the pile of blanket before getting his hand slap away.
"Don't touch me!" Haruka grumbles.
"Okay, I won't." Satan says, understandingly.
After a couple minutes of silence, Haruka finally peeks out from her pile of blankets, "Do you think I'm weird?"
"You want me to be honest?" Satan asks back. A nod is what he get to honest he did.
"Bluntly speaking, yes." He says causing Haruka to throw a pillow at him. "Hey, I wasn't finished! Listen to me!" Haruka only huffs but she did.
"Okay, here's the thing. We are technically weird but that's not a bad thing. You and I are different species and I'm sure you view me as someone weird. Heck you're even playing video games with a snake! This whole thing is weird, okay. So, for me, sure you're weird but not in a bad way, but it's because you're unique." Satan explains.
Haruka's mood didn't get better instead he stares at Satan as if he's a know-it-all, which indeed he is but hey, he's here trying to comfort her.
"And your weirdness didn't make you an outcast. You are accepted here in my house; everyone wants to be your friend. We're your friends and your uniqueness make you special." Satan continues. "Well, I did kinda push Ichigo to the corner but that's not because she's a human but that's because she's annoying."
"Don't bring her into this! Let her be!" Haruka scolds.
"But yeah, your weirdness is not a bad thing but if someone insults you, I'll help you." He finalizes.
"Help as in?"
"Help you throw hands." Satan shrugs as if that's a casual thing. "So, who is it? Who called you weird?"
"Levi...."
"I'll be back."
Haruka peeks out and finally stands up, holding Satan back, "No, please don't go! Where are you doing?!"
"To sit him down, clearly." Satan replies.
"Don't! Just accompany me here, please?" She pleads.
"Okay." Satan nods. "Know what, why don't I take you out? You haven't got a tour around town, haven't you?"
Haruka only shakes her head no and what she gets is Satan's first ever soft smile causing her to blush and her heart skip the beat, there's even butterflies inside her stomach!
"Then I'll tour you around. There's this awesome cafe you should see, oh and there's the city library and ice cream." Satan says.
"I do want ice cream..." She says.
"Perfect! I'll let you get ready, and we'll meet at the lobby, okay?" Satan offers.
Haruka nods shyly before Satan exits the room. If you're in HOL right now you're gonna hear her scream in happiness! She finally gets a date! Haruka instantly opens her closet trying to find cute clothes she should wear.
"Oh no... what should I wear?! Ah! It's my first ever hangout with Satan!" She panics as she looks around the closet until she finds a red sweater and a black pencil skirt.
"Perfect!" She exclaims and changes into that, she also puts on black thighs and black boots to match the skirt. She also puts some accessories to spice up the outfit before grabbing her bag and run all the way the lobby.
Satan who's already at the lobby finds Haruka running there instantly catches her since she decides to trip on air,
"Hey, careful there. I'm not gonna leave that soon." Satan teases causing her to pout.
"It's my first hangout with you so I gotta be there on time..." She replies.
Satan only nods understandingly and pats her, "You look nice."
"So do you..." Haruka shyly replies.
"Shall we?" Satan asks offering his hand, Haruka nods accepting the hand and off they go to town!
Meanwhile in RAD, everyone cheers because the RAD's Fangol team has won! Everyone is happy with the results until Solomon decides to open a shaken can of beer out of no where.
"What the heck, Solomon?!" Ichigo scolds, moving away.
"What, it's fun!" Solomon replies, spraying it everywhere.
"Ew!" Ichigo exclaims, getting away from him all the way down.
As she runs she almost trips but luckily someone caught her, the scent is very familiar and as she looks up there's Beel who actually caught her.
"Oh, Solomon! Nice seeing you here!" Beel greets him.
"You too. Congratulations by the way." Solomon greets him back.
"Thanks. Oh by the way Asmo's with the cheering team there if you're here for him." Beel says.
Solomon nods to thank him before bolting to meet his crush. Ichigo then peeks from behind Beel to see if he's gone.
"He's gone, don't worry." Beel says.
"That's a relief." Ichigo sighs in relief. "You did great by the way..."
"Thank you." Beel replies.
"Hey, Beel! You coming to the victory party?" One of his teammates asks.
"Sure, if Ichigo wants to." Beel answers causing Ichigo's eyes to widen in confusion while his teammates coo at how cute they are.
"I mean if you want me to come, I can make it." Ichigo says.
"Perfect! See you two there!" He said.
Ichigo only nods as his teammates walk to the locker room to clean up.
"You wanna clean up here or at home?" Ichigo asks.
"At home unless you wanna wait for me." Beel replies.
"I can wait, no worries." Ichigo replies. "Plus, you stink~" She teases.
"Hey!" Beel pouts playfully making Ichigo giggles.
"Go on, clean up. You're sweating and all, shoo!" She scolds him playfully.
Beel obliges as he runs to the locker room, leaving Ichigo alone at the bleachers with the rest of the audience who's still there.
At HOL, Haruka and Satan are finally done with their date hangout. They went from a cafe to the town's library to read some books and ending it with the ice cream! It's a lot of fun but when they reach the door, Haruka starts to tip-toe trying to kiss Satan, clearly she can't reach him. Satan sighs fondly before meeting her half-way giving her the kiss she wants until the door opens and then closes again.
"How to unsee..." Oh it's Lucifer!
"What happened?" Mammon asks.
"Someone kissing." Asmo replies.
Suddenly they all hear a shout from Ichigo who just got back with Beel,
"WHAT THE HECK?!"
"Ichigo, it's not what you think!" Satan exclaims.
"YOU F*CKING PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU!" She shouts.
"Ichigo, calm down, it's not what-"
"Don't defend him!" She cuts in as Haruka sighs.
The rest of the evening is Ichigo chasing Satan down with Haruka sighing along with Beel until he reminds her of the party.
"Ichigo, you need to prepare for the victory party, right?" He reminds her.
"Ah right... " Ichigo nods but she still smacks her purse at Satan for kissing Haruka.
"I'm watching you Satan, if you dare hurt her this won't be the attack you're getting." She warns him.
"Hey! She started it!" Satan exclaims.
"Doubt that!" She replies.
"Ichigo~" Beel calls again causing her to pout.
"Okay, alright, I'm coming." She huffs.
"That's what she says." Asmo jokes as he leans at the door.
"Asmo..." Beel warns him.
"Just joking dear brother. You did great by the way." Asmo says.
"And you're awesome on the cheers team." Beel replies with a compliment.
"Of course, I am." Asmo says, flipping his non-existent long hair.
The rest of the week went on normally with more lessons, more activities, more chaos, which goes without saying. Just normal things in Hell. That is until Ichigo starts venting about how difficult her major is which is Latin Linguistic. Clearly none of them speak Latin despite it being Devildom's native language. I mean there's also Enoch language but that's Celestial Realm's language, more confusing clearly. So, Haruka decides to pull a crazy and switch classes with Ichigo.
"Are you sure this is a good idea? That sounds crazy already..." Ichigo trails out as soon as she hears her idea that night.
"It is but hell is crazier as it is. What's the worst that could happen!" She replies.
'To be honest...everything...' Ichigo thought.
Nonetheless, it still happened. Ichigo is now in Fashion Design class which is Haruka's major and vice versa. Now she and Asmo are staring at each other awkwardly because this is indeed awkward especially because she's not from this class.
"Wow, uh...this is awkward." Asmo starts.
"It is, I shouldn't be here." Ichigo replies.
"I'll cover up for you, no worries." Asmo offers.
"Thanks..." Ichigo thanked him as they wait for the class to start.
Meanwhile, in the Latin class, Haruka opens Ichigo's textbook and oh boy, she's confused. When Ichigo said Latin is difficult, she's right! This is hell level difficult. Sure, some of the books have notes and translation in it but how can she understand a language she doesn't even speak! Not even in her own world, they barely speak Latin. It's only there for magical incantation nothing more.
Haruka has no choice but to summon one of her "Gods" Golbez to help her translate Ichigo's book to English. As she does that Solomon appears from the door seeing Haruka doing her translation. He still thinks that person is Ichigo for some reason and decide to troll her as always,
"So, you decide to be diligent, huh." He starts.
Hearing that, Haruka looks up confusedly shocking Solomon as well.
"Not how it works but okay...." Solomon trails out still confused as ever. "Can she even draw?"
"Of course, she can! I can study Latin and she can show off her talent in my class. What's the worst that could happen!" Haruka replies.
'To be honest, everything if you get caught...' He thought but what came out is, "Weird flex but okay," he says as he goes to his seat, behind Haruka, supposedly behind Ichigo.
Haruka shrugs as she continues her translation as Satan goes to his seat, of course ready to degrade his seatmate like any other day but when he looks at the person sitting beside him, his smirk fades into a confused look on his face,
"Haruka?" He calls out.
"Oh hi! I decide to switch class with Ichigo." Haruka greets him causing Satan's eyebrow to furrow more in confusion.
"Do you even speak Latin? No, no, do you know Latin?" He asks.
"Of course, I do. I learned a couple of stuff in the human world including that language." Clearly a lie but hey, we'll have that for now. "Plus, I'm translating the book for Ichigo."
"Into English?" His question as always sounds really degrading. Haruka just doesn't know it's because of his tone or his facial expression but that tone does seem degrading to her.
"Yes, that's the language we speak. We're not demons or Asgardians who has all speak, okay." Haruka retorts haughtily, continuing her translation.
"Hmm, true." Satan nods. "Well, it's a good choice. Maybe the next day she won't annoy me with bunch of questions." He adds.
Wow, emotional damage to Ichigo but she's not here so she's okay but Haruka stares at Satan annoyedly. This man despite having the sin of wrath has a pride as high as Lucifer.
"And I'm glad you know Latin. That way I can study peacefully without stupid people asking me questions here and there." Satan continues.
Haruka's eyes squints in suspicion and annoyance, "Are you calling me stupid?"
"Oh no, you can Latin so you're not stupid. Me talking to you proves that you're not." Satan replies.
Haruka's urge to erase that smirk is high but all she gives is a polite smile and a nod. After some time, the class finally starts but suddenly they hear the school speaker calling Haruka and Ichigo to Diavolo's office. From there they both knew they're dead and if Lucifer knows they'll probably be six feet underground. Ichigo and Haruka shamefully stand up and go to Diavolo's office, but Satan suddenly caught Haruka's hand stopping her.
"You're going to that?" He asks.
"I'm probably caught so yes." Haruka replies.
Satan finally let goes and lets her go to Diavolo's office. Once the two girls are there the tension is high that Haruka's fear heightens especially with Diavolo's passive aggressive smile. Ichigo too sees that passive aggressive smile and has no choice but to tell him the truth,
"We switch classes out of curiosity. I know it's against the rules and we're sorry." Ichigo says.
What they hear was not scolding but a laugh from Diavolo, "Don't worry about it! All these are none of my business! I called you ladies to help me with these, this is related to the peaceful union of all three realms, so if you don't mind?" Diavolo replies, showing them a stack of paper.
"What is that?" Haruka asks.
"Just some questionnaire, perhaps an actual quiz, call it a worksheet if you may." Diavolo replies.
"Sounds like a punishment to me..." Ichigo trails out.
"Well punishments aren't always enjoyable." Diavolo replies with a glint of mischief.
Ichigo deflates metaphorically but accepts two sets of worksheets,
"Does that mean we get a free pass from our attendance?" Ichigo asks.
"Somewhat, they do know you're doing your detention punishment." Diavolo replies. "Off you go now, the earlier you do it, the earlier you're free from it."
The two of them nod before leaving the room, of course not forgetting to bid Diavolo goodbye and thanking him for the not-so heavy punishment but they took those back once they look at the questions in the student lounge.
"Now I know why this is now our detention work." Ichigo starts.
"Yeah, it's so difficult!" Haruka replies, nodding.
"I think we need books, politic books, theology ones, anything!" Ichigo exclaims.
"To the library we go! Wait we haven't took our bags!" Haruka suddenly exclaims once she realized that they don't have their bags.
"Then we should get them unless you want those boys to bring it to us...?" Ichigo awkwardly replies.
"Nope, we're getting them, let's go!"
Getting their bags, it is. Things are normal in Ichigo's class because she got her bag and asks permission from the teacher before going that's all, but Haruka's situation is quite different. Despite getting the teacher's permission to go someone decide to stop her mid-journey by holding her hand.
"Where are you going? What happened?" Oh, it's Satan.
"I got detention, and I should go before anything worse happens." Haruka replies.
"Detention...." That's all Satan said as Haruka tries to let go of her hand.
"Uh... can I go now? Please? Everyone's staring..." She asks.
Satan finally nods and let goes to her hand, letting her off. As she leaves, the other students go "ooh" because of what they see as the teacher taps on the board with his ruler to shut them up.
"Alright, enough! Back to our lesson!" He exclaims.
The students huff but they return to the lesson. At the same time, Solomon moves forward to sit next to Satan.
"So...."
"Solomon, please don't start." Satan warns.
Solomon sigh as he sits back on his new seat, "You're boring..."
"I know." He replies, rolling his eyes.
Meanwhile in the library, the two girls are working on the worksheets Diavolo gave them and it's a difficult one. So far, they only got 5 questions out of 40 questions.
"What are we even doing?! This is like a whole national exam!" Ichigo exclaims as she got shushed by everyone in the library and the library keeper glaring at her.
"Sorry..." She mutters, giving them a polite smile.
"Diavolo did say punishment isn't supposedly enjoyable..." Haruka says.
"True... it's not supposed to be enjoyable..." Ichigo grumbles.
They continue to work on it until the clock struck one, telling them it's lunch time. Haruka's rumbling stomach is not helping them either.
"Is it lunch already? Wow, we've been working for such a long time..." Ichigo comments as she looks at the gigantic clock at the library.
"Yeah... can we go to the library? Please?" Haruka asks.
"Sure, I'm kinda hungry too." She replies.
So to the cafeteria they go. As they go downstairs they see this imaginary sparkles and lights coming from the cafeteria front door. The two girls blink confusedly until they see the four most so-called popular beings appear at the door. Those beings would be Asmodeus, Mammon, Satan and Levi? How did a shut-in weeb get here?
"How did Levi get there?" Ichigo starts confusedly.
"Probably forced," Haruka replies, shrugging. "Wait, why isn't Beel with them? Isn't he the fangol star?"
"He is but I doubt he likes such attention." Ichigo answers.
"True, now I start to feel bad for Levi. Poor guy, having to be forced into such situation." Haruka says earning a nod from Ichigo.
"Let's just get our food. I thought you're hungry." She sarcastically responds.
"We are, c'mon." Haruka replies going down to the cafeteria to get their food.
As they queue at the Korean food stall, they surprisingly find Beel queuing in front of them!
"Beel! There you are!" Ichigo greets him. "I thought you'd join your brothers."
"My building is different from them," Beel replies causing Ichigo to nod understandingly.
"Ah, that makes sense..." She mutters.
"Still, why don't you join them?" Haruka asks.
"Nah, food comes first. Getting involve in that will just hinder me from buying food. I don't like that much of attention anyways." Beel answers with a slight smile. "What do you ladies want, by the way? I'll order them for you."
"Oh, there's no need. We can order it ourselves...." Haruka rejects.
"No, I insist. Please, it's fine." Beel says.
"If you insist then I want tteokboki!" Haruka exclaims.
"And I want jajangmyeon. I'll return the money soon though." Ichigo says causing Beel to shake his head.
"No need, it's on me." Beel says causing her eyes to widen confusedly.
"But you eat a lot, are you sure?" She asks worriedly.
"Don't worry about it." Beel answers, giving Ichigo a head-pat.
After ordering the food, they went to the table together and honestly some of Beel's fans are disappointed to see them together but not in a bad way, just sad that they don't have a chance with the fangol star.
"Tsk. He's taken by the new student." One grumbled.
"I won't mind, there's Asmo! Asmo we love you!!" Her friend replies before fangirling again.
"Love you too, darling~" Asmo replies giving them a flying kiss causing that person to faint dramatically.
"I've been noticed~" she says, faking a faint as her friend stares at her confusedly but catching her anyway.
Unfortunately for them, another disappointment is coming as they see Satan joins the exchange students causing the fangirl to huff because he seems taken as well but some are surprised.
"Didn't he always eat alone and don't want to bother?" One said.
"You're right. It's so weird to see him eat with someone." The other reply.
Those words cause Ichigo to smirk, "So, what happen to 'I'm Mr. Ice cold, don't bother me' motto huh?"
"What on earth are you talking about?" Satan asks back, staring at her annoyedly.
"Just stating facts. Such a surprise for Mr. ice cube to join us." She replies.
"Hey!" Clearly someone's offended.
"But really though, what brings you here?" Haruka asks.
"What? I can't sit with my housemates?" Satan asks back causing Haruka to stare at him dumbfoundedly.
"You can...?" An awkward reply comes out of her.
"So, I don't see the problem." Satan says causing another eyeroll from Ichigo. "How's your punishment, by the way? Do you guys need any help?" He asks.
"If you're so KIND to help us then please do. Because we know nothing about Devildom politics." Ichigo replies gritting her teeth.
"Hm? Politics?" Beel repeats earning a nod from Ichigo. "I think I can help. I know a couple of stuff."
"You do?" Haruka asks.
"Well not all but I know a couple of stuff." Beel replies.
"What's your major again?" Satan asks, probably to degrade his little brother.
"International communication?" Beel replies awkwardly. Satan instantly drop his spoon hearing this, Ichigo's noodles just fall out of her mouth and Haruka just stares in shock.
"What?!" All three of them exclaim at once.
"Huh? Why are you guys shocked? Why are YOU shocked?" Beel asks confusedly.
"Because! You're a jock!" Haruka exclaims causing Beel to stare at her both offended and confusedly.
"Oh yeah, I am. But I'm also interested in international communications. I mean it's fun to learn." Beel answers.
"That's the most difficult major of all RAD!" Satan exclaims. "I don't even have the courage to pick that!"
Beel only shrugs before facing Ichigo, "What do you say? Do you want my help?"
"Yes! If you do know about politics, then please do! Especially since you're in a major related to it." Ichigo replies.
"Will do."
Suddenly the bell starts ringing signaling them that it's time for class, at least for some majors but them since they have a detention to finish. As they walk there, Beel suddenly stops Ichigo mid-way causing her to stare up confusedly.
"What is it?"
"Do you...maybe after you finish your work...want to accompany me to the fangol field and watch me practice?" He asks.
"Sure, if we have the time for that. Hope you can make it to your practice too. Now I feel bad that I'm using your time for this." Ichigo replies feeling bad, she even looks down because of it.
"I'm sure we can make it. How many questions you got so far?" He asks.
"Maybe five?"
"Out of?"
"40?"
"Then we should hurry! The faster you finished the faster you get your freedom!" Beel exclaims.
Ichigo nods as the two-run pass Satan and Haruka who's walking normally. Satan is even confused seeing them rushing like that.
"Hey, what's the rush?!" He asks.
"Gotta hurry! We're gonna miss my practice!" Beel replies.
"You can just go if you do have practice." Satan responds.
Beel sigh and just ignores what Satan say as he enters the library with Ichigo. Once they got in, they start working on the worksheets including Haruka who's so focused on it until she hears Satan,
"That doesn't sound right." He said.
"What do you.... mean?" She asks, looking up to Satan who's hovering on her.
"You got the wrong books clearly, which is why the answers are not wrong." Satan replies, staring at it. "I got you the right books though."
Haruka can only nod as her heart skips a beat for some reason. On the other side, Ichigo and Beel are busy with their thing and solving the questions in that work sheet.
"How come you can solve this so fast?!" Ichigo exclaims.
"Well, I did say I know a couple of things." Beel replies.
"Or you're just an idiot." Satan says causing Ichigo to glare at him while Beel just pats her, to calm her down.
"There, there. Don't mind him he's just a very cynical person." Beel says.
"I know but it's still annoying." Ichigo replies, rolling her eyes.
"Cmon, let's work on this so you can watch my practice." Beel says.
"Are you sure I can watch? Is the coach okay with me watching?" Ichigo asks.
"Nah, he doesn't care much. Don't worry about it." Beel replies.
"Ah... I see..." Ichigo nods.
Back to Haruka and Satan who's working on their paper, there are lots of different books now and Haruka is shocked,
"That really does look different from what I expect." Haruka says as she sees her current work.
"As I said, because someone pick out the wrong books." He replies.
"Hey!" Ichigo sulks offendedly because of his words.
"There there, just focus on the worksheet. Don't mind him." Beel says, trying to comfort h. Ichigo just huffs with a nod and continue with her worksheet.
After some time, Ichigo finally finishes the assignment thanks to Beel's help, who's also rushing for his practice.
"It's done!" She exclaims. "Finally, freedom is miiine!" Of course, she got scolded after but hey, she's happy with her finished work.
"You want me to wait for you?" She asks to Haruka who's still working.
"Nah, I'll be fine. Just go and collect it." Haruka replies.
"Okay! Beel let's go!" Ichigo exclaims as she pulls Beel with her to collect the worksheet.
That leaves Satan and Haruka in that library of course still working. The more Satan sees it the more he feels bad, so he offers that he writes those answers for her, but Haruka rejects him.
"I've seen your handwriting. No thank you. I'll just take a break." She says.
"Okay, sure." Satan nods understandingly.
As she takes her break, Satan starts asking about where she's from. It is clear that she is from earth but it's not specific enough, so he gets curious.
"Ah, well... it's a different earth. My earth is magical and I'm sort of royalty there. Please don't tell anyone though." She replies.
"Well, your secret is safe with me, your highness." Satan jokes.
"And please don't call me that. It'd just reveal my identity to the world..." She trails out.
"Right... it makes sense though... your disguise and all. Understandable. For your safety I assume?" Satan guesses.
"Sort of, yeah." She replies with a grin.
Meanwhile after submitting her worksheet, Beel took her to the fangol field as promised and the first thing that happened is Beel's teammates teasing him for bringing Ichigo to the field.
"Aye! I didn't know you have a girlfriend!" One of his teammates exclaim. "Hey, are you, his girlfriend?"
"Uhm... no, actually I'm just his friend. Yeah...." Ichigo replies with an awkward grin as she sits on the bleachers.
"Oooh! Our fangol star has a cruh!" Another teammate exclaims.
"In that case, do treat us when you get together, would you?" The other one asks.
"Alright! Enough! Stop teasing him!" The coach scolds them as the teammates groan but follows his orders.
"You're no fun coach..." He said.
"Enough! Let's start practicing!" The coach replies. "And you, young lady! I hope you're not here to disrupt our practice, are you?"
"Oh no, sir! Of course not!" Ichigo replies with a grin. "Just here to accompany him that's all...."
"Good." The coach nods before telling his students to run 10 laps around the field earning him groans from his teammate but just one glare and off, they go running!
As the fangol team do their running, Asmo suddenly appears, shocking Ichigo.
"Oh my Goodness! Asmo! How did you get here?!" She gasps.
"Me? Just finished my cheer practice. You? I never thought you're a sports person... you're more of like a nerd like Satan, aren't you?" Asmo replies asking back.
"Beel took me here. He told me he wants me to watch him practice." Ichigo answers with a grin.
"Ah, this starts to get interesting~" Asmo coos causing Ichigo to stare at him confusedly. The smile in Asmo's face instantly drops as he holds Ichigo's shoulder,
"Darling, don't tell me your love-dar is broken!"
"What?"
"Love-radar!"
"I don't think so? I can detect Satan's and Haruka's feeling pretty well." Ichigo says confusedly.
"Really? How come you have no idea that my little brother likes you?" Asmo asks. "He's like an open book you know~"
"He is but I doubt he likes me. He's very nice and friendly so I doubt he likes me." Ichigo responds sheepishly.
"Well as friendly as he is, he don't randomly just go buy someone food just because he's friendly." Asmo says. "Plus, you know me, I can detect lust and love from far away and he's a simp for you."
"Asmo! Don't get my hopes up like that!" Ichigo whines.
"I'm not, I'm just giving you a little push." Asmo says with a wink. Ichigo huffs as she continues to watch the fangol club members practice until she sees Beel in front of her. She gasps, looking up at him. This man is sweating for sure and from this angle.... wow!
"Ichigo, can you get me my bottle? It's right there." He asks.
"Ah? This one?" She asks showing a huge orange water bottle from two seats behind her.
"Yep, that one. Sorry for burdening you..." Beel says with a grin.
"Nah, it's fine." Ichigo replies returning the smile. "So, rough practice?" she asks as Beel seats next to her.
"Yeah, the competition is coming up so I should practice hard and win." Beel answers.
"I see. Good luck!" That's all she can say but Beel's face says a different thing.
"Ichigo...do you maybe wanna watch my competition? Please?" He asks.
"Sure, hopefully I can make it." Ichigo nods with a smile and Beel returns it until they hear Asmo coo-ing beside her.
"Asmo..." Beel warns him.
"Okay, alright! I'm going! See you lovebirds at home~" Asmo says, walking away.
Ichigo sigh before facing Beel again. Despite the sweat dripping of him, despite his tiredness this man is still smiling brightly especially after she accepts his invitation.
"Hey lovebirds! Practice time!" His teammate exclaims.
"In a sec!" Beel replies.
"Now, Beel! Coach is gonna get mad if you keep flirting!" Another scolds him.
"Go on, you gotta ace the competition, right?" Ichigo says but Beel frowns, he even pouts, probably begging her to let him stay. "Beel, you can spend time with me after practice. We live together, don't we?"
"Fine..." Beel huffs as he returns to the field.
The next day, Ichigo woke up to her phone blinking every five second for no reason. She unlocks it and her eyes widen in shock,
"What the heck?!" She shouts.
It turns out that her moment with Beel at the field has gone viral in Asmo's devilgram story. She groans in frustration as she smacks her phone to her bed and screams one name,
"ASMODEUS MORNINGSTAR!!!"
The same thing happens to Beel who just finished his shower, he sees his phone vibrating every five seconds and the blinking annoys him. He took his phone and sigh,
"I'm not dealing with this again..." He grumbles as he shuts down his phone and proceed with his activities.
In the living room, Asmo is giggling on the couch at the chaos he just did with Satan staring at him judgingly.
"What did you do?" He asks.
"A little push for the lovebirds~" The diva replies.
"You're crazy." Satan mutters, returning to his book reading.
Clearly all this bullshit comes up thanks to how cold Satan acts around people. Sure, he is a diplomatic person who shows up with his polite smile here and there, but everyone can feel his cold aura. Well to be fair, Lucifer is just as cold, but we know it's because of his pride but here we are with Satan whose sin is literally wrath but he's the coldest demon you've ever seen, probably not cold.... more like unattached.
So that's where Haruka comes in, the new student along with her best friend / roommate Ichigo who's currently Satan's study partner / partner in crime. Clearly those two do not get along because when you see them all they did is argue. Who knows maybe that's their platonic love language but anyways here is Haruka asking for advice from the most fabulous of them all, Moi, Asmodeus Morningstar.
As soon as she said she wants to approach Satan I almost dropped my nail polish because how crazy is she?! She's in for a heartbreak.
"You want to what?!"
"I want to approach Satan." That's what she said. Lucky me for not dropping my nail polish because if I did Satan will have to replace it, this is clearly his fault but anyways-
"Darling, are you sure this is a good idea? Satan is pretty cold guy and you're in for a heartbreak..." I warned her.
Of course, as a good housemate I should warn her. Many have tried to approach Satan and all they get is a cold rejection, like actually cold, that man probably should replace our fridge instead!
"But if you insist you can always start with a hello..." I suggest.
"That's it?"
What is she expecting? Going all out with the flirting? Cooking him a dish? Gaming with him? Buying him things? Oh honey, the first one is for me, the second one is for Beel which Ichigo excels at, the third one is clearly for Levi, and the last one is for Mammon! Don't ask me how to approach Lucifer because I don't know how to make that demon's heart melt either. Nonetheless, I still need to explain why saying hello can be a good start... sigh, things I do for my housemate...
"Well darling, he is a very cold man and clearly going all out with flirting would just put you to shame unless you're a shameless being like moi-" I explain jokingly. "And going with the shameless route will only capture my heart, if you're into that~"
"The thing is, I don't see you that way, Asmo." She said.
Ouch! Painful....
"I mean you're gorgeous and all but you're just not my type."
Again, emotional damage. This girl really needs to sugar coat her words!
"I assume you're afraid to be outshined. I understand. Been there done that, the only person that can outshine me is myself of course." I said, which is true because who can outshine the most gorgeous being in this realm? Besides God Himself of course, but he's in Celestial realm so the answer is no.
"But yeah, if you wanna approach Satan you have to be friendly, it'll take some time. But if you wanna be a shameless flirt that would be fun too." I end with a smile.
"I see." She nods acknowledging my words. "By the way, when are they coming home?"
"Not now at least, those two are total nerds." I reply. "And you know how Satan can get with his assignments, especially group projects."
"True...maybe I should give them something. Coffee perhaps?" She asks again.
"Coffee can work, black for him. He needs all the caffeine to work. The bitter it gets the better it is. Maybe he can realize how much you like him." I suggest.
Haruka nods, probably accepting my words and off she goes to make some coffee or buy one. I peek out from my room, and I see Beel passing by,
"Asmo?" He gasps as soon as he sees me.
"Hey. What brings you to my quarters, big guy?" I tease.
"I'm worried about Ichigo. Satan has been overworking her non-stop.... ever since he became her study partner, she's barely home..." Beel says.
"Oh my, that's horrible!" I exclaim dramatically, fake clearly because I'm not surprise. "Maybe you can get her some refreshments?"
"But I'll eat them in the way!" Beel whines.
"My sweet little brother, I'm sure you can control yourself. She's the girl of your dreams, isn't she?" I remind him.
"Well..." Aww look at how cute my little brother is getting all flustered!
"Haruka is going to get them coffee, maybe you can go with her, not to make it obvious." I said.
"That's a good idea! Thanks a lot, Asmo!" He exclaims.
I only nod as I close my door, letting them do their thing. Sometimes you have to go a bit further to approach someone especially someone that you love.
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3'rd person P.O.V
After hearing Asmo's advice here is Beel and Haruka going to the same place. Haruka actually went to Star Devil while Beel goes to Akudonalds because he knows how much Ichigo loves her nuggets. Once they're finished the two somewhat meet at the exit.
"Beel?" Haruka calls out.
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you there!" Beel greets back with a grin.
"Ah, food as always." She comments.
"Yeah, but these aren't for me." Beel replies.
"Oh? Then for who?" She asks.
"Ichigo and Satan. Those two have been overworked and I'm a lil worried." He answers.
"I see, I was planning to give this to them as well. Wanna go there together?" Haruka asks.
"Sure, I won't mind." Beel nods as they go to the student lounge.
In that student lounge, Ichigo is this close to have a breakdown. In all honesty she regrets joining this major, but all the other majors sucks so she doesn't have a choice but to learn Latin with this guy, this blonde prick, her somewhat rival in class because despite how difficult it is she always gets an A, unfortunately not an A+ that's for Solomon and this blonde asshole!
"Did you get it? Or should I run this by your stupid brain again?" Satan ends causing the pink-haired girl to glare at him.
"Do you have that one day where you don't go around degrading people?!" She asks back.
"I don't vibe with stupid people, clearly." Satan replies with a smirk.
"And I have a 3.4 GPA. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!" She replies. Oh, her anger is burning inside her and if this guy does not stop degrading her, she might throw a chair at him this instant, but she doesn't, she sighs and instead mumbles, "should've asked Solomon to be my tutor instead..."
"Tutoring with Solomon will give you a lower GPA. That guy is too lenient on you." Satan answers. "Plus, we made a great team."
"Infront of Mr. Viz that is, not in this situation." Ichigo replies rolling her eyes. "Whatever, we gotta finish this soon we can both have a peaceful night!"
"You are so right." Satan replies. "So, to do this research we will use two theoretical frameworks by...." He continues typing his part as Ichigo finds more books to add up to their literature review, which is an ass in her opinion because they're all in f*ckin latin!
In the middle of that, the student lounge's door opens, and they see Beel and Haruka appearing at the same time.
"Oh great, someone who wants his girlfriend back." Satan says sarcastically.
"Says the one overworking her." Beel replies with the same tone. "And no, she is not my girlfriend, yet."
"What's going on...?" Ichigo trails out confusedly, glancing at Haruka who places two cups of coffee on their table.
"We're here to give you guys' refreshments. You two seem tired and all maybe these can help." Haruka says.
"It can actually, thank you. Appreciate it." Satan says, taking a sip of the black coffee. "Whoa, that is a really strong one!" He exclaims due to the bitterness of the coffee.
Beel glances a bit at Haruka who grins, oh he knows something alright, and that girl is not hiding sh*t!
"And I brought you guys' food!" Beel says, putting the akudonalds Plastic bag on the table.
"Ooh what's in there?" Ichigo asks, rummaging inside the plastic bag before pulling out a box of nuggets. "You got me nuggets!"
"I did, because you like them." Beel replies with a grin.
"What about you? What did you get for yourself? She asks. Instead of an answer she gets a shrug instead. Wow, this is new!
"You didn't get anything for yourself?" She asks.
"Nope, I've had enough food so it's your turn. You guys definitely missed dinner." He said.
"What about me? What did you get me?" Satan asks.
"Their apple pies." Beel nonchalantly answers.
"What?! But they suck!" Satan exclaims.
"That's the only thing you like...what else am I supposed to buy?" Beel retorts with an eyeroll? What happened to the kind friendly demon? Who knows- "what are you guys working on anyways?"
"Our ppt, group project." Ichigo replies, popping a nugget into her mouth.
"Oh wow, uh... good luck you two." That's all Beel have to say because what else is he supposed to say. As much as he wants to whisk Ichigo away from Satan and brings her home and let her rest it's still her work and he can't do that, especially when they're just housemates.
"Thanks....we're working on the literature review, and we're all done." She says. "Right?"
"Hopefully, I want my rest too...." Satan replies. "Let's just finish this and go, we don't have time so you two, if you mind, don't be distractions!"
Hearing that Haruka literally almost shut down because wow, she's here to woe him but here we are. Anyways, the clock has finally struck 10 as the two study partners continue to work on their thing. Lucky for them it's done.
"Good lord, finally!" Ichigo exclaims. "Know what, I'm gonna go first, I want my good night sleep."
"Go on, your boyfriend does want you home STAT!" Satan replies causing him to get smacked lightly by Ichigo.
"Stop that and he's not my boyfriend!" She scolds him.
"Looks like it but hey, who am I to judge." He replies with a smirk.
Ichigo rolls her eyes as she tidies her things up before leaving with Beel who happily whisks her away from her study-partner, aww look at how happy he is skipping out of the study lounge.
That leaves Satan and Haruka in that study lounge and clearly that blonde girl has fallen asleep causing Satan so sigh,
"You humans and your sleeping time." He mutters.
Nonetheless he has to bring her home, so he did. He puts his things into a magical ball to bring along and carries Haruka all the way to House of lamentation.
As Satan opens the door to his house, he sees Asmo who just went for water and oh boy it was awkward.
"Please don't tell anyone." Satan asks.
"My lips are sealed, brother~" Asmo teases.
"Don't make me seal it for real." Satan warns.
"Oh no need, that girl has been coming for me for advice on how to court you so clearly I should keep my mouth shut or she'll freak out." Asmo replies.
"Huh?!" That's all what came out of Satan's mouth. Now this gets more awkward and confusing. Whatever shall he do?
"She likes you, clearly. I hope your love-radar isn't broken, Satan." Asmo says.
"I hope not..." Satan replies, glancing to Haruka who sleeps peacefully in his arms. "Whatever, I'll get her to her room." He grumbles as he goes to her room, well her and Ichigo's room but does he care about that pink-nette, definitely not!
As he walks towards the humans' room Haruka starts sleep-talking and what he said shocked him the most,
"Satan.... I like you...."
What the f*ck?! He thought, What the f*ck is he supposed to do with this information?! Great, just great! How is he supposed to face her tomorrow when she just confessed in her sleep?!
"You weird girl...." He mutters as he puts her in bed, sighing. He even tidies her bangs for some reason and finally left. What a weird day indeed.
Random thought.... Have you guys ever thought what if Cassie was "dating" Nate to protect her bestie Maddy instead of actually having feelings for Nate. Like that would've been so cool. But nah the writers decide to make her in love with him *sigh*
Like she accepts his so-called "affections" to keep Nate away from Maddy so he won't harm her and instead probably sacrifice herself to the harm instead... Like around the lines of "stay away from Maddie, if u wanna hurt someone hurt me instead but don't touch my bestie—" 😭😭😭 that would've make so much sense esp with the scene where Cassie tells Nate that he's not good for Maddy bcs he's a toxic ahole but yea....the writers don't want that—
Little did she know, Ichigo is a chaotic drunk indeed. It all happened when she got drunk at Diavolo's birthday party; honestly, it was so messy. She flirts with everyone, then turns quickly into a sad drunk, and the rest is history
Ichigo: I don't remember any of that
Haruka: You're too drunk to remember, which is why you're not supposed to drink.
Ichigo: True. I got a massive headache right after...
Simeon: Wow, no wonder.
Ichigo: Can't help it, I have low alcohol tolerance... [sighs]
The day ends with walking around the festival and returning to the hotel. Their days in Greece went on smoothly until the fourth day, and Ichigo was traumatized!
Ichigo: First of all, why?! Second of all, Why?! And third of all, why?!
Beel: I told you to use the earmuffs, but you didn't listen...
Ichigo: I thought the silence spell worked, but it didn't! Let's just get out of here! Can't stand it!
Beel: But to where? It's so late at night
Ichigo: Anywhere. I don't wanna hear this bullsht-
You've guessed it. Simeon and Haruka finally do the do, and they are loud. It's so loud that Ichigo doesn't wanna hear any of it. The clock has struck 11, and they're still at it. Ichigo obviously tries to sleep but, alas, fails because of these events.
Beel: There's a McDonald's across the street... if that counts?
Ichigo: It does. Let's go-
Beel happily takes her there. It's a win-win situation for him, he gets his midnight snack and his fiance doesn't need to hear all that.
Meanwhile, they finally finish in Simeon's and Haruka's room, and someone seems to forget to use protection.
Haruka: ...
Simeon: ...
Haruka: You didn't use it...
Simeon: I forgot...
Haruka: I'm not ready for a kid?!
Simeon: Well-
The room went from heated romance to coldly tense thanks to Simeon's carelessness. Ironic for an angel to be this careless.
Simeon: On the bright side, I haven't done it with anyone, so I'm clean.
Haruka: I know that! I'm just not ready for a child! I'm going to be a horrible mother! [sobs]
Simeon: Of course not. I'm sure you'll be a great mother...
Haruka: And how would you know?! You can't read the future!
Simeon: I just know it. It'll be okay...
Haruka:...
Haruka was silent, but she let it slide anyway because what else could be done. She can't possibly do an abortion. That's too harsh. She can only hope she didn't get pregnant after all that. She sighs, pulls the blanket closer to her, and finally sleeps.
Meanwhile, Ichigo is looking at Beel fondly as he eats his meal. Without the heavenly bracelet, he can go out and satisfy his appetite.
Beel: What is it? Did I eat messily? Is there something on my face?
Ichigo: No, I just feel like staring at you.
Beel's face heats up a little, but he gives her a smile as he continues. He also shares some food with Ichigo, but she only takes a little since her appetite is not as big as Beel's despite being a foodie herself.
The next day when they're about to go home, Haruka's aura is not as bubbly as she was before, causing concern from the rest.
Ichigo: Did he go all out on you?
Haruka: Huh?
Ichigo: Did he do you roughly or what? You don't seem okay?
Haruka: Well...
Oh, might I add she's limping too?
Beel: With all the limping, probably.
Simeon: Uh...
Beel: I'm sure you two have fun^^
Ichigo: Yeah, so much fun it's noisy. [rolls her eyes]
Beel: Sugar...
Ichigo: I know, I know.
Simeon's and Haruka's faces went beet red as soon as they heard that, but they didn't say a thing. Things got worse when they got back to the Celestial realm and Devildom.
Asmo: [spits out his milk tea] WHAT?!
Ichigo: I know...
Asmo: Damn, I never expected that from an angel. Probably from the pent-up sexual desire
Haruka: Are you two seriously talking about my sex life?!
Asmo: It's my topic, of course.
Haruka: That isn't your bussiness!
Asmo: Yet you come to me, asking for advice on how to prevent pregnancy. Your husband is an idiot for not using protection. Good luck.
Haruka: So you're saying I'd definitely be pregnant?!
Asmo: Not 100% guaranteed but most likely.
Haruka: Oh God...
Asmo: Sure, as if calling for God would solve that problem... Anyways, how's Greece?
Ichigo: It's fun and all until that happened
Asmo: Understandable, but didn't I give you the earmuffs?
Ichigo: Well... it didn't work, so Beel and I went to McD to avoid it
Asmo: Oooh, must be fun~
Ichigo: Asmo, what are you implying?
Asmo: Nothing~ [eyes Beel knowingly]
Beel: What?
Asmo: Nothing, nothing at all~ So, Haruka, how's Greece for you?
Haruka: Well... how should I start...
Asmo: Take your time. We got all day.
Haruka has slight blush as she explains what happened in Greece. Not many romantic moments, but she thinks it's quite a good honeymoon. Mostly the conflict went to Ichigo, so it was also a peaceful honeymoon for her and Simeon.
Asmo: Hold up, conflicts?
Haruka: Yeah, like Satan?
Asmo: Yeah, about him-
Ichigo: What about him?
Asmo: [shrugs]
Ichigo: That doesn't give me an answer.
Asmo: Didn't want to. [sips on his milk tea]
Beel: I can guess-
Asmo: Go on
Beel: He still tries to do the thing-
Asmo: The thing-
Beel: [nods]
Asmo: Yes, and not subtly
Ichigo: Good Lord...
Asmo: Again, calling God ain't gonna help you-
Ichigo: I know, shut up [groans in frustration]
And that's pretty much it for this honeymoon. Good Lord indeed, they do have ups and downs but on the bright side, Simeon and Haruka did have a great time especially since they're now married!
The alarm is ringing in Haruka's room as she wakes up in...Simeon's arms?! Haruka blinks confusedly at her condition. She remembers that she sleeps on her side, but why is she in his arms now?? The angel? He's asleep soundly and has quite a grip on her. There goes her changes to move away.
Haruka: Simeon? Simeeeeooooon?? Heeey?? Hello?? Hey! Wake up!!
Simeon: ....Yes? [blinks awake]
Haruka: Let go. I need the toilet =_=
Simeon: Do you have to?
Haruka: Yes?? I want to pee! Let go of me!! Do you want me to pee here instead?!
Simeon: Of course not! [lets go of her]
Haruka: [sigh and goes to the toilet] Either you're a demon or angel... they're all the same. Did he pull me closer by chance? I remember sleeping on my side of the bed???
Simeon: [casually listens to all that and answers her question] Yes, yes, I did^^
Haruka: Stop eavesdropping on me!!
Simeon: Oh, no, I wouldn't! I just heard it
Haruka: .... is this guy for real- [sigh] Hey, I'll take a bath while I'm at it!
Simeon: Okay! Unless you want some he- [hears the bathroom lock] ah, I'll take that as a no-
Meanwhile, Beel is the first one who wakes up while Ichigo is still asleep.
Beel: Sugar? Ichigo? My love? Hey, wake up-
Ichigo: Whaaat? Let me sleep =="
Beel: It's eight, and we still have things to do today...
Ichigo: urgggh.... [rolls away] Just go do your thing, let me sleep!!
Beel: Nope, let's clean up. Want me to carry you all the way there?
Ichigo: Whatever... [sleeps anyway]
Ichigo expects Beel to leave, but no, he actually carries her to the bathroom with her frickin blanket.
Ichigo: Beel, what the heck?!
Beel: [puts her on the sofa] There, wake up, let's clean up, okay?
Ichigo: .... just go first already! I'll go after. I'm not that slow when it comes to bathing...
Beel: Fine...
Beel: You do remind me of Belphie, by the way-
Ichigo: ... [randomly grabs a room sandal] Wanna die?
Beel: Then who are you gonna marry if I die?
Ichigo: JUST GO!! [Yeets the sandal as Beel walks fastly to the bathroom]
After Haruka and Simeon have done with their morning routine, they walk out of their room and see Ichigo looking like a sushi roll on the couch.
Simeon: Oh, Ichigo^^ good morning
Ichigo: ….morning.... :")
Haruka: [hears shower noises] Wow, Beel did take his time in there... :o
Ichigo: yeah, that's why I am here :3
Haruka: do you want to use my bathroom instead?
Ichigo: Yee... guess that'll work too
As Ichigo baths in Haruka's bathroom, Haruka goes to the balcony and records the morning view to devilgram. It is the most beautiful view, it also has a river view and some boats going here and there. The first one to see this is Asmo, who's always on his phone.
Asmo: Wow! That's the most beautiful view I've ever seen...besides the Maldives, of course [sips morning coffee]
Lucifer: ...Asmo, why are you on your phone during breakfast?
Asmo: Why not? Haruka updated something, and it's so pretty! Look! [shows it to them]
Mammon: Whoa, it is pretty! Hmm, how much cost would it take to get there??
Asmo: Probably more than your whole bank account-
Mammon: Hey! >:(
Lucifer: You'll be late for your modeling meeting. Just eat your breakfast
Asmo: I'll be fine. It's no big deal~
Satan: I'm not responsible for your own lateness. Don't you dare come whining to my room for not getting that job-
Asmo: I'm the most beautiful being here. Of course, I'd get that modeling job [rolls his eyes]
Mammon: Speaking of which... Where's your boyfriend?
Asmo: Who? Solomon? Michael lock him in for more work-
Mammon: pfft-
Satan: Wow, I'm impressed- [sarcastically]
Asmo: ^^ [grabs a sandal]
Lucifer: Asmodeus Morningstar!
Asmo: [yeets the sandal away] Okay, I won't. Hmph!
Levi: What's the modeling job about anyway?
Asmo: Some fragrance... definitely a high brand one
Lucifer: Oh, that's good then. You better hurry for it
Asmo: Stop rushing things, Lucifer. I'll be fine
Mammon: You have 15 minutes for the meeting, Asmo-
Asmo: What?! Oh, sht- [runs out of the frickin house] [returns] mY BAG!! [runs out again]
Lucifer: [sigh] Oh, to have Ichigo here to control you kids- [facepalms]
Satan: Can I say the same- [gets glared at by Levi and Mammon]
Satan: What?
Levi: What? So you can drag her away from her man? Yeah, she better be in Greece with him, alright-
Now back in Greece, everyone's ready for their adventure! Their first destination is to get breakfast in Little Tree Books and Coffee. Once they get there, they start discussing what they should order.
Haruka: So which one do you want? [to Simeon]
Simeon: [reading the menu] Hmmm.... breakfast... [to Ichigo] Is eating pie included as breakfast?
Ichigo: [blinks confusedly] I think so?
Simeon: Hmm, I'll just go with a smoked sandwich^^. How about you guys?
Beel: Turkey sandwich, I'll go with that! +w+ it looks yummy
Simeon: I can see why- [sess the huge sandwich from the menu book]
Simeon: How about you, Ichigo?
Ichigo: A very good question- [still reading the damn menu] Let Haruka order. First, I'll be fine
Haruka: I did, with the butter croissant-
Ichigo: Ah... hmmm [continues to read] Hmm nachos-
Haruka: Are you sure? Is it filling?
Beel: Sugar, that's a snack-
Ichigo: And?
Beel: You need to choose something else or something more than just nachos-
Ichigo: Hmmm, I'll go with dessert
Beel: fair enough
Ichigo: Chocolate brownies-
Haruka: Oh yes that's good-
Ichigo: exactly-
Simeon: How about the drink? I'll go with fruit tea
Haruka: Ice green tea for me!!
Ichigo: Sweet ice tea for me!
Beel:...strawberry juice-
Haruka and Simeon instantly stare at him for the mention of strawberries.
Beel: What?
Ichigo: Good choice-
Haruka: How unusual of you to drink juice
Beel: for once in a while-
Simeon: [casually prays for his dirty mind]
Haruka: Simeon, get your mind out of the gutter! You're an angel!
Simeon: Let's just order-
As Simeon orders the food, Haruka and Ichigo are now in the telepathic chatroom again as they cover themselves with the menu book.
Haruka: He's ordering juice? How unusual-
Ichigo: It's strawberry-
Haruka: And?
Ichigo: And what is strawberry in Japanese-
Haruka: Oh- Oooh, that demon- right right-
Ichigo: [sigh] Never saw the day he'd be as lustful as Asmo-
Haruka: Congratulations-
Ichigo: Yee-
Once the food comes, Haruka puts in on her devilgram story, and oh boi once they see it, they all know what Beel means-
Asmo: Nice, nice-
Mammon: [peeks in] What?
Asmo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We all know what this means-
Mammon: Whaat? Tell meeee
Asmo: Ignore it! Whatever!
Satan: So based on the Japanese language, her name means strawberry-
Mammon: And?
Satan: He orders strawberry juice-
Mammon: ...
Levi:...
Asmo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mammon: oh, that perverted demon- imma-
Asmo: They're together-
Satan: pfft-
Levi: hshshshshshs that sounds like something a male lead would do >:3 good job, Beel! Go live your anime dream! Mwahahaha-
Asmo and Satan: [distances themselves from Levi]
Levi: Why are you guys moving away??
Mammon: Reasons- Anyways- [sees more] Damn, that's one big sandwich!!
Levi: Guessing that belongs to Beel
Mammon: Of course it is. Are we even surprised- =w=
Lucifer: [steps in] And what are you all doing slacking off in the living room :))
Mammon: sht- [runs off]
Levi: Gotta go [runs to his layer]
Satan: [shrugs and goes to his layer]
Asmo: [fades away]
Belphie: [looks up from his sleep] Sup-
Lucifer: .... ^^
Belphie:...
Lucifer: GET TO YOUR LAYER THIS INSTANCE!!
Belphie: too far-
Lucifer: NOW!
Belphie: ugh... [drags himself to his layer]
Lucifer: [rolls his eyes] Where's Beel when you need him the most...
Belphie: On vacation [still there]
Lucifer: =_=
Belphie: Okay, geez, I'm going!
Now back in Greece, they enjoy their breakfast and decide to read some books as they eat. They're also planning to go to Athena's temple to see what's there. The only beings enjoying themselves are Simeon, Haruka, and Ichigo since they love books. Beel is definitely there just for the food.
Of course, despite it being morning, chaos will definitely happen here because why the frick is Satan tryna get to the frickin cafe again? Yes, like he actually uses a portal to get there. The four of them blink confusedly as soon as they see him.
Haruka: I have so many questions for you right now-
Beel: Why are you here?
Satan: The books, obviously
Simeon: …. [sigh] Lord, give me patience-
Ichigo: …. [grabs her phone]
Satan: don't you dare-
Ichigo: [dials Lucifer's number]
Satan: No, no, please do- [hears dialing] damn it-
Ichigo: Ayo, Luci. Your son is in Greece-
Lucifer: Why would he be there?
Ichigo: Books, he said, who knows
Lucifer: His layer has a lot of books-
Ichigo: I don't know either-
Beel: Either that or he's here with an ulterior motive
Satan: Can you just let me be here for just a day, and I'll go home, please?
Beel: [glances at Simeon]
Simeon: [glances back]
Haruka: Sis, what do you think?
Ichigo: It's a date, obviously, so you'll third wheel the whole time-
Satan: I'm fine with that-
Beel:...
Ichigo: Hon.... no-
Haruka: Not in this restaurant!
Simeon: [shakes holy water spray] Do you want me to spray you or leave?
Satan: That's unfair-
Simeon: [sprays Satan]
Satan: What was that for?!
Simeon: Leave! [continues spraying until Satan returns to his layer]
Ichigo: He's back now-
Lucifer: I know. I'm in his layer
Ichigo: Perfect-
Ichigo: [sees Satan returning] For now, I'll just... [creates a protective shield for them, but it's invisible]
Simeon: As expected for a demon witch
Ichigo: Of course~ [hair flips]
Simeon: Hey! [gets his face slapped by that hair]
Haruka: pfft- [records it to her devilgram story] Nice, Sunsilk commercial-
Beel: …. [sigh] my patience... :")
Simeon: There there [pats Beel's shoulder]. I know how that feels
Beel: [sips juice sadly] :((
Ichigo: At least he didn't take your juice-
Beel: and my favorite fruit-
Simeon: [sigh] Lord, have mercy on me... [proceeds with his book]
Haruka: Woo! This is cool :o [reading an animal book]
Ichigo: ehe- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Haruka: Ehe your head-
Ichigo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Haruka: What even are you reading??
Ichigo: [shows the cover of a smut novel] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Haruka:...
Simeon: .... why?
Beel: What book is that?
Ichigo: [gives it to him]
Beel : [reads it] [looks at Ichigo] Ah, is that so-
Ichigo: What- no!
Beel: I see, I see
Ichigo: [sigh]
Haruka: This is why don't read those kinds of books in public-
Simeon: [nods in agreement]
Ichigo: It has a good storyline, though-
Beel: Oh sure, a good storyline-
Ichigo: [steals the book again] Get your head out of the gutter. That's not what I meant-
Beel: Is there a way to borrow that book-
Ichigo: ….what-
Haruka: Why would you do that??
Ichigo: [returns the book to the shelf] Nope, not this one!
Beel: I thought you liked the story line~
Ichigo: [puts it back anyways] [sips her ice tea in embarassment]
Simeon: [reading the book until it's finished] :o that is such a good story! So cool!
Haruka: What book is it?
Simeon: This one :D [shows a fantasy novel]
Haruka: Ah, yes, that novel is really good. Great choice^^
Simeon: How about you?
Haruka: Animal books :3
Simeon: [sees the book] Oh, that kind of book
Simeon: I thought you're reading a kids' book-
Haruka: Of course not!
Even when they're going to the next destination, that book will never leave Ichigo alone. Because now Beel has something to blackmail her....yes, with that sexy novel.
Ichigo internally: I regret everything-
Haruka internally: pfft-
Ichigo internally: shut up =_="
Haruka internally: You can just read other books, not that-
Ichigo internally: The cover looks pretty, so...
Haruka internally: Now he might take that as references-
Ichigo internally: And we thought he's the most wholesome-
Haruka internally: Not this time
Beel and Simeon confusedly stop in real life because their lovers are suddenly frozen in place. Definitely the telepathic chatroom.
Simeon: This is gonna take a while
Beel: Yeah...
They wait for Haruka and Ichigo to get back to the real world. As they wait, Simeon decides to look around the streets. The trees are around, and there are lots of people walking around, yet it seems peaceful. On the other hand, Beel didn't finish his juice, so he decided to finish it as he waits.
Ichigo: Okay, I'm done! Let's go!
Beel: You took quite your time there
Ichigo: Is that a bad thing?
Beel: Oh no, of course not. Why would it be a bad thing?
Ichigo: I took a long time there...?
Beel: Nah it's fine [pats her]
After that they continue walking around the streets looking at stalls here and there until they hear someone shouting about some kind of festival going on that night. Simeon took interest and ask about the festival.
Simeon: Festival? What sort of festival is it?
Person 1 : Oh it's cultural festival, there's food as well. Lots of games too!
Simeon: I see...
Simeon: [looks to the others] What do you think?
Beel: Food...
Haruka: Let's go there tonight, it might be fun!
Ichigo: ...should we go home first?
Simeon: Of course! It's tonight right?
Person 2 : it is! [gives Simeon the brosur]
Simeon: Okay! We'll see you there! [gives them a friendly smile]
That night, they all went to the said festival. There are many food and cultural stalls, the venue is decorated festively, and they also hear music in the background as they walk in.
Ichigo: This is awesome!
Haruka: Oh, look! There's a food stall. I think we should try that! Let's go! [literally drags Ichigo there]
Ichigo: But- [gets dragged anyways]
Simeon: Should we follow them?
Beel: [shrugs] sometimes the ladies need time for themselves, don't you think?
Simeon: True. Wanna look around and get some drinks?
Beel: And food?
Simeon: Of course, and food.
With that, Simeon and Beel look around just like how Haruka and Ichigo did. The boys end up in one of the pubs there to drink, surprising for an angel to actually go there.
Beel: Simeon, are you sure this is a good idea? You're an angel, aren't you?
Simeon: I'm only there for the music, I won't drink anything alcoholic.
Beel: Okay, considering how you angels are not supposed to drink earth alcohol...
Simeon: We are allowed, just not for drunk reasons. We can drink just a certain amount.
Beel: Oh, that's cool. Does that mean you can consume Demonus?
Simeon: I've had a taste of that once in a while...
Beel: You did?! Did you get drunk?
Simeon: Hmm, I don't remember much. Hopefully not 😬
Bartender: Welcome, boys! What'll be your drink today?
Simeon: Is there anything non-alcoholic here, miss?
Bartender: Oh? It's the first time I have heard a non-alcoholic request from you! Are you sure?
Simeon: I'm not risking it. We walked all the way to this festival, so ordering alcoholic drinks with my alcohol endurance would be risky.
Bartender: I see. Alright then. You can read this list. They have all the non-alcoholic drinks you want. Let me know if you've chosen your choice, okay? 😉
Simeon: Sure^^
Beel: [reading the alcoholic menu] Can I have this one, miss?
Bartender: Sure thing, handsome!
Meanwhile, Haruka and Ichigo went on a food tour of the food stall. They went from one stall to the other, buying food here and there. Everything at that festival is so delicious they can't help it!
Ichigo: Best night ever!
Haruka: Yes! Oh, look, a pub! Should we go there?
Ichigo: No alcohol, though. It'd be too risky
Haruka: Nah, we'll be fine
Ichigo: Haruka! What'd your parents say if they knew their only daughter is out here drinking till she's drunk?!
Haruka: ...fine :(
They finally enter the pub, and Haruka can already sense something off with the bartender. She keeps on attending Simeon and Beel a lot, but she does not say a thing.
Ichigo: Miss Bartender, is there anything non-alcoholic?
Bartender: Oh my, are you sure? You don't want anything alcoholic?
Ichigo: I don't drink. Can I please see the menu?
Bartender: Of course
Ichigo receives the menu as Haruka gives the bartender a dirty look. The other side of the table looks at them, and they are shocked.
Beel: They're here too?
Simeon: I mean, this is the only pub in that festival
Beel: True
Simeon: Let's call them over.
Beel: Good idea! Who's gonna do it?
Simeon: I'll do it, just stay put. Guard my drink, won't you?
Beel nods as Simeon stands up, approaching the girls who just finished ordering. Haruka is still skeptical about that bartender and keeps giving her a glare until Simeon pats her shoulder.
Simeon: Hey!
Haruka: Oh my goodness! [looks back] Oh, hi, Simeon!
Ichigo: Oh, hey Simeon!
Simeon: Hey...
Simeon: You ladies wanna join us?
Haruka: But will your table fit?
Simeon: We can move to a four-seated table
Haruka: Deal!
The four of them finally sit on the four-seated table. Beel is the only one having an alcoholic drink since Simeon isn't risking it, Ichigo doesn't drink, and Haruka is a princess. Drinking will only ruin her reputation until...
Beel: Sugar, that's my drink
Ichigo: Huh?
Beel: That came from my beer glass. Your strawberry mocktail is this one...
Ichigo: Ah... no wonder it tasted so bitter... never again!
Simeon: I'd also add some bad news to that. It's mixed with soju
Ichigo: Never again.
Beel: Please don't. I don't wanna risk drunken Ichigo.
Haruka: Oh yeah, it's not a good view.
Simeon: What happens if she's drunk?
Beel: One word, chaotic.
Haruka: Yeah...
Ichigo: What's that supposed to mean?! What did I do?!
Beel: Many things, dear. Many, many things...
Ichigo pouts because she has no idea how she acts while drunk, but from Beel and Haruka's words, she seems like a chaotic drunk. She hopes she doesn't do anything horrible when she's drunk.
