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[queencitysavior-blog]

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

People who didn’t grow up in small towns

[joeeatspeople]

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

[itsreallystupid]

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

[millenniumfalconteahouse]

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

[haiku-robot]

#why are you acting like gangsters you are white and there are cows outside

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[labias]

I’m so cute I can’t believe I’m not getting rawed 24/7

[l999gf]

we’re all gonna fall in love in the yr 2018 whether it be with someone else or ourselves

[himejoshikomaeda]

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[himejoshikomaeda]

dont know why i fuckin bother

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[sixpenceee]

My student submitted the most disturbing “Living History” project I’ve ever seen 

By reddit user gretelcat

One of my least favorite parts about being a middle school history teacher is the bullshit “Living History” assignments we give at the end of every school year. Kids are supposed to sit with their grandparents and video tape, voice record, or transcribe their oldest memories for posterity (and for an easy way to bring up their GPA).

Keep reading

[tardis-impala]

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

[realslutty-deactivated20180102]

I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies

[pochowek]

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[hemingay]

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[pondwitch]

asking your friends about their kinks

[hotvampireadjacent]

hit that mother fucking like if you’re slapping

reblog to die instantly

[sa2ha]

oh shes a baby. .

[hetareon]

@queeniwaizumi

[sparkly-babe-blog1]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]