Mage doing Magey things

30 isn't that old...is it?

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sexybritishllama]

ffxiv free trial expanded to include shadowbringers you can now meet emet-selch for the low low price of £0 none of you have ANY excuses anymore

[sexybritishllama]

i want it known that i made that emet-selch meme last night drunk at 3am shaking with tiredness and anxiety because i thought i'd lost my phone at the bar (i had not) (i found it this morning after 3 hours of sleep)

but that is no excuse. because this tag is so true and i am just ashamed it did not occur to my frazzled brain at the time

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in december I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in february I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in march I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in april I’m getting my shit together

[rowanisawriter]

not to be insane or i guess who gaf since i won’t see the discourse on my own posts anymore but corporations have been systemically and carefully breaking down our ability to communicate openly with each other for years now and every wall they put up between me and you only serves them. lol. literally art is the only thing that is keeping us from becoming actual mindless drones in the face of crushing work/layoffs/AI/corporate takeover of all means by which we create and distribute art and if that breaks down then we become easier to sell to, easier to control, etc. so just keep creating and don’t let them win. as for this fuck ass update, if you like something someone has created, send them an ask or leave a direct comment. let’s just encourage each other and keep creating, fuck everything else. Corporations trying to destroy art and culture literally just another tuesday. Send someone an ask if you see this and tell them how much their art means to you

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[capsicrew]

then me at the end of the dungeon;

the way the other fuckin DPS turned to look at me as I ran out the door lmaoooo

[voidsentprinces]

[corvigae]

"I hated Alphinaud in ARR bc he was insufferable!" Okay but that was the point. You get that that was the point, right? He's a rich privileged kid with a whole lot of idealism and big ideas. He's literally 16. We've all met that teenager who's recently gotten really into social justice and due to the fact that they are an inexperienced teenager believe that they have all the answers and that they alone will fix the world. Alphinaud is what would happen if you gave a Tumblr kid the money and power to try their shit out for real and then immediately get rocked by the real world and humbled to shit. And I personally love that about him.

[siderealcity]

I kind of love the ARR Alphinaud hate because in many, many ways, Alphinaud is just the voice of the player.

In a purely narrative mechanical sense, Alphy is the one who says out loud things that the voiceless protagonist doesn't get to say by virtue of not being voiced. And in ARR? He is absolutely the voice of, "Well, I would have simply ___".

Why are the Scions doing everything themselves? Why don't they simply get the city-states to build an army for them? He does that. Why don't they just tell the leaders of Eorzea to--he does that.

And yeah, none of it works out in the end. It turns out you can't Protagonist your way through everything, even when you are, in fact, the protagonist.

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[nights-at-crystarium]

there's always someone who finds out just now and it doesn't cease to make me happy

[nights-at-crystarium]

did you know that the guy that voices G'raha Tia just got awarded "the sexiest man alive". he's also known for a few other roles, but most importantly he voices G'raha Tia

[nights-at-crystarium]

it's important for Vivi to kneel bc if he was standing normally and pointing DOWNWARDS at the sexiest man alive it'd be apparent how tiny the sexiest man alive is

[eethok]

like how dare I have hobbies, right?

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lurker-no-more]

This is my new favorite thing, ngl. 🍑✨🍑

[ixtaek]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[moniquill]

[sandmandaddy69]

[planefood]

some days you cannot help but pity some people