Sparkly monster

Do not read the latin

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[poptartconnoisseur]

just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

[santas-clauze]

it is safe. he is our protector

[zingoogniz]

Poseidon trembles before him

[saltdust-crusader]

damp souls

[buttcanine]

[fyeahmasseffectquotes]

Just because I like you doesn’t mean I won’t kill you.

Wrex . Mass Effect (via fyeahmasseffectquotes)

[trustmeimthehiddlestoner-deacti]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Destiel + text posts pt 3 (previous text post memes)

[sparklymonster]

me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*

me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

[merylstreepismymom]

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

what is this

[majortvjunkie]

it is fine

[bullied]

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

[osgoods]

i’m just curious

reblog this and put in the tags languages you can at least somehow communicate in

[timothechallamet]

1.13 // 2.13 // 3.13

[sparklymonster]

me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*

me: *buys more books*

me: *watches netflix*

[raybon-deactivated20200309]

[sparklymonster]

civil war plot

comic books cap: I won't accept the registration act. Freedom ftw!

mcu cap: they are trying to steal my bucky, I'll fight everybody, don't touch my bucky

[herblesbians]

the reason i sin is because there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i sure as shit ain’t climbin no stairs

[animatedtext]

requested by @0n-your-knees

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[sparklymonster]

every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet

shepard: I AM THE FLEET