The Sparkly Pistachio

I'm not nuts!.... I think.

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[tahioxaaa]

rough sloppy scribbles of creatures

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

[ID from alt: the "post without tags" pop up. End ID.]

[piosplayhouse]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP which clinics have evil penises

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP please

[xjesterxjacksx]

OP we need to know

[predatory-lesbians]

OP please

[piosplayhouse]

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[louisarmpits]

Stardew valley socks. Knit by me, pattern by oakwoodknits

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[shrimp-propaganda]

not pictured: me yelling "BE NICE TO YOUR BOYFRIEND" all morning

[dolfin]

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[brainrotdeluxe]

[iamthemaestro]

one time I was complaining to my reenactment friend about some housing issues I was having as I was getting stuff sorted out at my job and I was frustrated that I wasn’t being put where I wanted to be, and he was like “hm… maybe it’s because it’s a men’s living space? but honestly I think of you more as a guy anyway” and I nearly stopped in my tracks, because this guy is a blue-collar-job-working, MAGA-parent having firearms enthusiast who didn’t go to college and doesn’t really Get the whole gender thing, which I have never specifically talked to him about. but in that moment he got it. like, hit the nail right on the head. and I understand why—it’s not because I told him how I identified, it’s because when I do reenactments I only do men’s roles—I wear men’s clothes, I wield guns, I sleep on the ground and do the 18 mile hikes and whatnot—and to him this makes me functionally a guy in these scenarios, even if I don’t look like one. and it just utterly stunned me to realize that a lot of cis people, even conservative ones, understand that gender is a performance. they understand that gender is expressed by what you do and what you wear and stuff like that. and they’ll admit it to you straight to your face! they just can’t—and won’t—put it into those terms, even though they already believe it

[iamthemaestro]

all this being said I still love this friend a lot; I don't necessarily agree with him on everything but it's mostly a product of how he was raised and I think fundamentally he is a kind person who doesn't fully understand. however it does make everything extremely funny because if nothing else he loves that I'm like this and is actively determined to make me More like that. but like. in the most 18th century way possible. like he wants nothing more than for me to spontaneously start liking beer and get drunk with him. it is a goal of his to get me as obsessed with pipe tobacco as he is. he is constantly encouraging me to drop large sums of money on flintlock weapons I cannot afford. I am being platonically forcemasced by a revolutionary war era british soldier

[iamthemaestro]

love these tags from @amultitudeofyellowrodents. so true and the team is His Majesty’s 22nd Regiment of Foot

[polkadotmotmot]

Monika Plentauskaite - Madame, 2025 - Oil on linen canvas

[victusinveritas]

Industrial sentimentalism.

Photographer unknown via #utilitarianarchitecture on Facebook.

A reverse image search was totally worth it though.

Now I know there are more pipes and metal tubes that look like they're fucking.

[geardrops]

we've got to get regular porn back on this site

[dat-physics-gal]

and lose out on these gems of a post? i think not

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

[beidak-art]

rate my chestnut man

[unpeeled-human]

felt compelled

[beidak-art]