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update

hey fam! idk if you've noticed but i've been less and less active on this blog. I've been refocusing my attention on my pagan/spirituality blog and youtube channel @thefreakboutiquee. i'll be hanging out there more and more, i'll still try to pop in to this blog every now and then. feel free to follow me there :)

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eating in class when ur not supposed to

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^ what we thought Pokemon Go was gonna be like

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what Pokemon Go actually is like

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Millenials: We’re all broke, socially anxious, have poor physical fitness, suffering from depression and lack any motivation for life.

Nintendo: We got this.

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Please listen to zapdos cry In the English dub.

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@queendroid

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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

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suit yourself humanity

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things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.

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When you log off tumblr to go to a social gathering but you're so much more awkward irl than behind a screen

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LITERALLY MEEE

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Props to this dude for dancing in heels, let alone ones clearly too small.

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me: “no more tears” huh??? explain THIS *shows him picture* johnson & johnson customer representative: ..sir you arent even washing your hair. youre just in bed. Crying me: you said the tears would finally stop coming. they did not