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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
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Peter Solarz

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Xuebing Du
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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Mike Driver

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@snaillysmiles
journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage
you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS
you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????
listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.
and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.
therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.
I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up
What do you mean that's not your garage?
OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post
Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground
i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah
How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.
This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago
Usually I wouldn't want to get involved in this kinda stuff but I do think if people start to get finicky about the scum villain manga getting pirated in the future people do have the right to clown on them. Overseas fans have been keeping this franchise alive for A DECADE with nothing but scraps and everyone's favorite fantl commenter zen cultivator dropping the novel on the exact chapter they found out it was gay
The best thing illegal scanlation sites have given us is that one comment on the scum villain fantl left on the exact chapter where shen qingqiu first realizes that Binghe has been in love with him the whole time
Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece
Squire Affirmations
I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again
The horses love me
I am not in love with the wizard apprentice
My knight appreciates my hard work
It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“
And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”
guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did
I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
Tableware
reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers