this is so fucking funny
This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola

Discoholic šŖ©
NASA
Three Goblin Art

titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space šø
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@spazz3r
this is so fucking funny
This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec
Humans Are Weird: Weird Pain
I can't be the only that can handle a migraine or nearly breaking a limb with a wince but am rolling on the floor if I stub my toe...right (please validate me in the comments š ). I can only imagine what an alien species would think... Human *coming back from cliffdiving because of course they never sit still*: Nah, I'll be fine.
Alien *seeing human holding his nose and...bleeding?*: what happened?
Human *shrugs*: I think there was a rock or something. Must have broken my nose.
Alien *is horrified*: we must take you to the medical wing-
Other human: Nah, this is like the rib thing.
Alien *eye witches*: Your nose heals on its own too?
Human: Yeah, I'll be all goo- Fuck! Shit!
Alien *rushing forward*: what's wrong?
Human *shifting onto one leg*: I hit my fucking shin on this table. Son of a bitch, that hurts.
Alien *staring*: does your...shin not heal?
Human *glaring*: it's not fucking broken.
Alien *barely processing*: Your broken bone...is fine but your non broken bone is too much pain?
Human *hisses in pain*: Yes!
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If you want to check out āthe rib thingā that is on my page! If you like this scene and want to see it as a full book (free with KU!) you can find those pinned to my page as well!
šø It's not easy being...in a toxic relationship with Miss Piggy
Watch the full episode on Dropout!
your brain gets head but your smart gets dumb
why is this the one
Not what I expected coming from John Green
I said what I said.
You know those times when everything is going along wonderfully, when youāve stopped remembering why you were ever sad at all and then suddenly youāre reminded. Things happen one after another and jerk you right back to that place where you feel unworthy, undeserving, unlovable and ugly, not only physically but emotionally as well. Then all those feelings and insecurities and self doubt is screaming in your face again.
Thatās been this entire week for meā¦time for a little self pity, curling into myself, crippling self doubt and feeling like the failure that I sometimes see myself as, less than I used to but it never really goes away fully. I start to feel like I am only the mistakes Iāve made and not the fiercely strong woman that I have become. It takes so much work and effort to be strong all the time. Iām exhausted in the most profound way. No worries, me, we will keep on going, self care, self love, be my emotional support person, because the one I want it from is incapable. Iām going to go through this again, feel my feelings and move on. I know itās not right to continue thinking this person will someday be the person I need, love me like I love them, after 40 years I think I deserve, at least, that. I know I do, itās just been one of those weeks that makes me forget for a while.
Be kind to yourself because in the end no one can love you like you! āØāØāØ
another pair of mittens! there are inspired by the crocheted goose mittens from pinterest (not sure who had the original idea, sorry :((
they were fun to make, and i hope they'll be even more fun to wear! im 100% gonna honk at my friends with these šŖæ
Right or left?
Niamh Hinchy and Lisa Canny of Absolute Lilt lilting the tune John McHugh's Jig
'fae flowers' stained glass dice šš§ by rg_diceboutique on ig
Art by Boris Groh
TONIGHT
Tonight!!!
TONIGHT!
TONIGHT!
TONIGHT
TONIGHT!!!!
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
I see it is once again August š®āšØ
āSustained ridicule has the potential to reinforce the downward spiral Trump is now in. He probably likes it when we call him a fascist or authoritarian, because it expresses fear of him, and he aches to be feared. It acknowledges his power. This motivates him and makes him stronger. Ridicule makes him weaker. Ridicule makes him small. Ridicule makes him desperate. Heāll try to respond with ridicule of his own, but he is not a clever man. Heās a stupid man. He has no wit. He has no sense of mischief. He doesnāt read. He doesnāt think beyond first reactions. These nicknames of his, which the press has made such a big deal of over the yearsātheyāre nothing. Theyāre dick contests put into words. Little Marco, Sleepy Joe. Thereās nothing remotely clever about any of them0 [ā¦] People have said, and even I have written, that Trump is bound to regain his footing at some point. I guess so. But what if he doesnāt? What if this new dynamic is just ⦠the dynamic? Against Joe Biden, Trump looked credible to swing voters, simply because of Bidenās age. Against Harris, he looks old (because he is), confused (because he is), far less intelligent than she (because he is), and less genuinely patriotic (because he is). And the best way to ensure that he stays off his game? Mockery. Bone spurs. Orange tanning spray. Hannibal the Cannibal. Sharks versus electrocution. The whole nine yards. The Democrats have finally found Trumpās true Achillesā heel. They need to keep poking at it, hard..ā
ā Finally, the Democrats Have Found Trumpās Achillesā Heel: Ridicule Him
September Prompts š»
Word prompts to use for doodling or writing
coffee smell
horizon
foggy mornings
juke box
lighthouse
bonfire
recipe book
windmill
gas station
wildflowers
bookmark
cave explorations
rosebushes
pine cones
nightlight
rocking chair
hitchhiking
lemon tree
vintage dress
bike ride
art museum
ghost town
blackberries
harvest moon
picture frames
dreamers
flower garland
ring bearer
color change
nightgown
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