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gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430

this is so fucking funny

ratsilk-deactivated20240107

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

cannibalchicken

brooke-hart

Humans Are Weird: Weird Pain

I can't be the only that can handle a migraine or nearly breaking a limb with a wince but am rolling on the floor if I stub my toe...right (please validate me in the comments 😅). I can only imagine what an alien species would think... Human *coming back from cliffdiving because of course they never sit still*: Nah, I'll be fine.

Alien *seeing human holding his nose and...bleeding?*: what happened?

Human *shrugs*: I think there was a rock or something. Must have broken my nose.

Alien *is horrified*: we must take you to the medical wing-

Other human: Nah, this is like the rib thing.

Alien *eye witches*: Your nose heals on its own too?

Human: Yeah, I'll be all goo- Fuck! Shit!

Alien *rushing forward*: what's wrong?

Human *shifting onto one leg*: I hit my fucking shin on this table. Son of a bitch, that hurts.

Alien *staring*: does your...shin not heal?

Human *glaring*: it's not fucking broken.

Alien *barely processing*: Your broken bone...is fine but your non broken bone is too much pain?

Human *hisses in pain*: Yes!

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If you want to check out “the rib thing” that is on my page! If you like this scene and want to see it as a full book (free with KU!) you can find those pinned to my page as well!

makesomenoise

🐸 It's not easy being...in a toxic relationship with Miss Piggy

Watch the full episode on Dropout!

charl0ttan

your brain gets head but your smart gets dumb

charl0ttan

why is this the one

weaponsofmassdisruption

Not what I expected coming from John Green

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

I said what I said.

hithisismeandmyfaces

lovemadness-desire

You know those times when everything is going along wonderfully, when you’ve stopped remembering why you were ever sad at all and then suddenly you’re reminded. Things happen one after another and jerk you right back to that place where you feel unworthy, undeserving, unlovable and ugly, not only physically but emotionally as well. Then all those feelings and insecurities and self doubt is screaming in your face again.

That’s been this entire week for me…time for a little self pity, curling into myself, crippling self doubt and feeling like the failure that I sometimes see myself as, less than I used to but it never really goes away fully. I start to feel like I am only the mistakes I’ve made and not the fiercely strong woman that I have become. It takes so much work and effort to be strong all the time. I’m exhausted in the most profound way. No worries, me, we will keep on going, self care, self love, be my emotional support person, because the one I want it from is incapable. I’m going to go through this again, feel my feelings and move on. I know it’s not right to continue thinking this person will someday be the person I need, love me like I love them, after 40 years I think I deserve, at least, that. I know I do, it’s just been one of those weeks that makes me forget for a while.

Be kind to yourself because in the end no one can love you like you! ✨✨✨

c1nderc4t

another pair of mittens! there are inspired by the crocheted goose mittens from pinterest (not sure who had the original idea, sorry :((

they were fun to make, and i hope they'll be even more fun to wear! im 100% gonna honk at my friends with these 🪿

constantlyfalling

Right or left?

jollyfurydragonballer

hazelnutrosewaterpomegranate

Niamh Hinchy and Lisa Canny of Absolute Lilt lilting the tune John McHugh's Jig

heartnosekid

'fae flowers' stained glass dice 💐🧚 by rg_diceboutique on ig

thecollectibles

Art by Boris Groh

thelostswede

blueartistic813

TONIGHT

lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT

TONIGHT!!!!

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

FINE! I'll do it myself

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

wilwheaton

“Sustained ridicule has the potential to reinforce the downward spiral Trump is now in. He probably likes it when we call him a fascist or authoritarian, because it expresses fear of him, and he aches to be feared. It acknowledges his power. This motivates him and makes him stronger. Ridicule makes him weaker. Ridicule makes him small. Ridicule makes him desperate. He’ll try to respond with ridicule of his own, but he is not a clever man. He’s a stupid man. He has no wit. He has no sense of mischief. He doesn’t read. He doesn’t think beyond first reactions. These nicknames of his, which the press has made such a big deal of over the years—they’re nothing. They’re dick contests put into words. Little Marco, Sleepy Joe. There’s nothing remotely clever about any of them0 […] People have said, and even I have written, that Trump is bound to regain his footing at some point. I guess so. But what if he doesn’t? What if this new dynamic is just … the dynamic? Against Joe Biden, Trump looked credible to swing voters, simply because of Biden’s age. Against Harris, he looks old (because he is), confused (because he is), far less intelligent than she (because he is), and less genuinely patriotic (because he is). And the best way to ensure that he stays off his game? Mockery. Bone spurs. Orange tanning spray. Hannibal the Cannibal. Sharks versus electrocution. The whole nine yards. The Democrats have finally found Trump’s true Achilles’ heel. They need to keep poking at it, hard..”

— Finally, the Democrats Have Found Trump’s Achilles’ Heel: Ridicule Him