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Putting all my stupid random thoughts here to make space in my brain for smarter bigger thoughts

[spdiers]

hey cis men heres a shout: if youre flirting with someone and theyve politely said theyre not looking for anything serious, dont follow up with looking up train prices to their area and then ASKING IF THEY LIVE ALONE

[orcboxer]

I ain't gonna wade into the discourse waters, but I need to tell y'all that queer solidarity is a survival mechanism. I need y'all to know this because I want us all to make it. Don't isolate yourself from other queer folks, don't trust anyone who says other queers are "worse than conservatives" (actual post I saw earlier), and don't waste your energy on the Discourse™, because we only made it this far by banding together and trusting each other. Our struggles overlap and so does our movement.

[spdiers]

i keep ending up in fucking. Situations. im enjoying being single but stuff like this definitely did not happen to me when i was very open about having a boyfriend.

a bartender in yorkshire who i met in a field wont stop texting me and i feel bad cus i kinda led him on but also i assumed we were having weekend fun and i would never see him again and now hes talking about coming to london which uh. coming on a lil strong there buddy.

and in a far weirder but also objectively kinda funny situation two of my friends are independently mad at each other for not having (good) sex with me? friend 1 is mad at friend 2 for leading me on (which he kinda did but also hes within his rights to start something and then change his mind) and friend 2 is mad at friend 1 for having sex with me but not really listening to what i wanted (also a communication issue on my end we are living and we are learning). but its like. guys. you could fix this problem. both of you can have sex with me you dont need to be upset about the other person not doing it you can literally just do it.

also im 90% sure a coworker is flirting with me and i just dont have the brainpower for all of these feelings going around i just wanna get my purple belt in jiujitsu and watch spiderman

[spdiers]

the Situations have Worsened

[that-1940s-homosexual]

If K-9 met the Master would he call them 'Master Master' or????

[spdiers]

i keep ending up in fucking. Situations. im enjoying being single but stuff like this definitely did not happen to me when i was very open about having a boyfriend.

a bartender in yorkshire who i met in a field wont stop texting me and i feel bad cus i kinda led him on but also i assumed we were having weekend fun and i would never see him again and now hes talking about coming to london which uh. coming on a lil strong there buddy.

and in a far weirder but also objectively kinda funny situation two of my friends are independently mad at each other for not having (good) sex with me? friend 1 is mad at friend 2 for leading me on (which he kinda did but also hes within his rights to start something and then change his mind) and friend 2 is mad at friend 1 for having sex with me but not really listening to what i wanted (also a communication issue on my end we are living and we are learning). but its like. guys. you could fix this problem. both of you can have sex with me you dont need to be upset about the other person not doing it you can literally just do it.

also im 90% sure a coworker is flirting with me and i just dont have the brainpower for all of these feelings going around i just wanna get my purple belt in jiujitsu and watch spiderman

[spdiers]

yeah yeah sex is great and whatever but have you ever gone to the park in the middle of the night with another tboy and just. beat the absolute crap out of each other

[spdiers]

my Responsible Adult Purchase of the week is just a fuckton of rice

[spdiers]

so glad i put this on my blog cus i put the rice out of my sightline and immediately forgot about it

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[tiredartististired]

How it feels to start Harrow the Ninth

[spdiers]

whoever put bananas in the work fridge should be shot. all my food tastes like bananas now

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[spdiers]

my Responsible Adult Purchase of the week is just a fuckton of rice

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[spdiers]

just remembered me and my friend used to do headbutting competitions in primary school. this literally consisted of standing opposite each other, counting down from three, and cracking our skulls together as hard as we physically could.

what the fuck was that about

[tranthony]

grout white shark