Reasons he was kicked out of class:
-Said the government was a bunch of sh*theads and that we should all just set he whitehouse in fire and kept calling students who defended the government “sh*theads in training”
-Brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of other students
-Kept sneezing during a lecture
-Got annoyed because some kid behind him wouldn’t stop talking and was flirting with some girl so he turned around told him to shut the f*ck up and that “she doesn’t want to suck your dick” and to “take your frat boy a** and move”
-Was signing dirty words and funny things to a deaf friend and making him laugh. Because he was deaf he didn’t know how loud he was being and they both got kicked out
-Poured water on some kid’s test after he was done because he saw him copying off his the whole time
-Kept cussing too much during a Socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. And when they got mad he said “Are you trying to censor my words?”
-Had a dog in his bag and said he had to take him to the vet after the class and didn’t have time to run home and get him. Dog puked on the floor.
-Made a shirt with his professor’s face on it and the moment he walked into class before he even sat down professor pointed to the door and said “for God’s sake, can we have one day without this sh*t?”
-Literally puked on a teacher and his immediate response was not “I’m sorry” it was"that’s unfortunate"
-Absolutely corrected the teachers
-just imagine “I beg your pardon?” in the most passive aggressive voice you can and bam that’s Logan
-“Excuse you” was also one of his favorites
-He would not participate if he thought it was dumb and would just march right up to the teacher’s desk and just,,,,, sit on it
-Yo he legit laid across a teacher’s desk and refused to move once because that teacher called some student “stupid”
-Carried around a gigantic pencil and whenever someone needed a pencil…
-Teacher made all the students sign a contract about no cell phones and he broke it and when the teacher tried to say he signed a contract “contracts signed by minors are not legally binding”
-When a teacher tried to hold students after class he just got up and left to his next class with the response “You’re legally not allowed to do that and I’ll prove it.”
-Perfected adult signatures and helped students that he knew were good because of this
-Called every teacher “Mrs./Mr./etc. What’s-his/her/their-name
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