It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Sentence Meme
âCan I offer you an egg in this trying time?â
âLetâs get high in the back office.â
âI eat stickers all the time, dude!â
âIâm relaxing. Iâm getting blackout drunk, and youâre leaving me alone.â
âI donât know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack.â
âI drank three bottles of champagne, and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.â
âGive me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.â
âS you in your As, donât wear a C. J all over your Bs.â
âSHUT UP! Shut up! Oh my God, I donât care!â
âCats do not abide by the laws of nature.â
âMaybe I should, maybe I shouldnât. Itâs up for debate.â
âYou can eat some stuff from the trash. A lot of it is in perfectly good shape.â
âI donât have time for your shit, you dumbass dick bags!â
âI think, maybe, I was a centaur in my past life.â
âItâs like, hey everybody look at me, Iâm one part robot, and three parts asshole.â
âPlus, I hear the guy hangs dong and Iâm very interested in seeing that.â
âYou abused alcohol, and thatâs okay!â
âI ate all the pizza and drank all the beer.â
âYou donât know shit about cats.â
âLets pretend youâre not who you are, and just try to attract a woman.â
âDonât call me white trash.â
âI will smash your face into a jelly!â
âIâm eating because Iâm very uncomfortable.â
âI canât even get a bus to hit on me.â
âTake care of yourself, or whatever people say.â
âCome on, I steal lots of things. No need to get huffy.â
âIs anybody online the person that they say that they are?â