Le Garçon

Some people say I make drinks | Bartender | Mass Effect Freak

[teathattast]

🎶good morning🎶

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Hey nonono you don’t get to use the word normie, cunt 🐉

[memestashhash]

[iu]

instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool

me: bitch dont do it

instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away

me:

[jovan]

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

none of these words make sense

[phendranadrifts]

alt-right predictive text engine

[thepinkestpug]

@cuppykin

[curioscurio]

using a hollowed out coffee pod as a mold, ive trapped peanut sonic in a resin prison. he can never go fast again. he’s eternally silenced.

[turnfreebaby]

@all-city-chess-club

[bifacts]

Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping with two men at once

[radicaldude229]

what do I do if he’s into it

[bifacts]

~party time~

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Pfffttt

[ichigoflavor-deactivated2024042]

[nullifiedneet]

It’s like being in an alternate reality seeing the real picture in this post lmao

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[foulserpent]

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[cleancrew]

what the fuck is this bullshit

[cleancrew]

HES STILL THERE

[cleancrew]

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

[curepimmy-deactivated20221111]

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON