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sef, 04 [ISTP, 9w1, sagittarius]
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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.
someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.
me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!
also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.
i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.
i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.
You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”
This is so accurate
did u guys ever watch the BBC drama “Atlantis” where the main character is a modern guy who accidentally travels back in time to Ancient Greece
and tbh it’s full of him having moments where he realises this is a myth
like this woman comes to him and asks for help because her husband is trying to kill her baby so he helps her smuggle the baby out of the city to be taken in by another family and the other family ask the baby’s name and she says “Oedipus” and the guy is like
oh fuck
and then he meets a girl called Medusa and the whole time is just like shit shit shit then she goes missing and they track her to a cave and he is like “guys this is gonna sound weird but does anyone have a mirror”
BEST MOMENT is he meets a guy who says “Hi I’m Pythagoras” and he blurts out “THE TRIANGLE GUY” and Pythagoras is just HEART EYES like “YES I LOVE TRIANGLES HOW DID YOU KNOW”
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
Me giving my parents my report card in second grade
This post starts getting more notes around the end of every semester.
This post starts getting
more notes around the end of
every semester.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"im gay" "im straight" ok well i am a dark red liver stretched out on the rocks all the poison i convert it and i turn it to love
not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
I love how Pomni immediately closes up when Jax asks how she’s getting on because he’s that much of an asshole that normal conversation with him is absurd
i can make gutenberg fanart and you wont know the context
that thumbnail … “one of the many perks of being in a long term relationship” oh i’m sure. just announce that you two go raw in a youtube thumbnail. why not.
this is diabolical
this is truly the most insane timeline
“i have a girlfriend” “i have a boyfriend” ok well i have a terrific pair of comic lads
im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.
I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.
I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.
this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home
This makes me indescribably overjoyed.
This gave me a creature idea.
They are called Mcylings, named by my friend.
Basically just a living mushroom creature. They help people through forests, but some have been domesticated.
They have all kinds of looks, and the only way to tell them apart from actual mushrooms is when they move.
Mcylings make a little sort of purring noise, and while they don’t eat, they do drink water, so they have tiny mouths and tongues.
Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back